by singwell-is off researching a lot on June 21st, 2007
I am a female and a pastor's wife in a very lively contemporary church. If I want to kill myself, I shall return to the church of my youth and sit through a service...I should be well and truly dead by the end of it. LOL
by Tigerlily on June 21st, 2007
Probably sleeping pills. Just go to sleep. Female. And I have heard the same thing. Men are more apt to use guns, hang them selves or find a way to commit "suicide by cop" or some other person. My brother strangled himself. Can't even imagine doing that!!!
by Eltinwe has a life Swan - DYOH on June 21st, 2007
The only time I ever considered it, it would've been a .45 through the brain. And yes, I'm female. And no, I realized at that time I could never kill myself, and went and asked for help.
Why bother "trying" to kill yourself. Just DO it. Seriously, it's not really that hard if you want to. They just don't really quite want to succeed.
by ? on October 29th, 2007
smothered by a large breasted women
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on June 21st, 2007
If I was going to kill myself, I would want to drive my car in front of a train. This would mean a lot of people would not know if it was an accident or a suicide. I like to keep people guessing.
female
by coombeh on June 21st, 2007
definately jumping off a tall building/bridge - the adrenilin rush of falling is imense, so may as well go out on a high. either that or a heroin/cocaine overdoes
btw im male if yu couldbt tell lol
by Arisztid in a COAT of Rromani awareness on June 21st, 2007
If I were to suicide, my preferred method would be to eat a shotgun.
Male.
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on June 21st, 2007
Yes I am indeed a man of a female, my mother.
I plan to die violently in my sleep due to old age.
by AntigoneRising on September 27th, 2006
Statistically speaking, the claim of men chosing more violent means of suicide is true. It cannot be applied to any specific case, though. My mother was - obviously - female and shot herself in the head with a .22 Magnum.
Personally, I wouldn't commit suicide and have never considered a method for it.
by Sunblynd 5.0 on September 22nd, 2006
Im male, and I believe suicide to be the most chicken sh!t way out...dying is easy, living is a mother focker. But if I ever reach my old age to the point I can't take care of myself and become a burden to others, I would want it to be quick and as painless as possible. I would probably overdose on some good drugs to the point I wouldn't care that I was dying.
Dramatics, like Cobain and Hemingway, are for those who wish to draw attention to their demise.
by Ullyses on September 22nd, 2006
This is a loaded question, as the respondents don't intend suicide, so are not in the frame of mind they would be in a suicide situation. In a lucid moment I would, of course, choose the most peaceful method available, but if I was suicidal I probably would feel all the negative emotions, such as anger, despair, fear, etc. In this frame of mind the natural inclination to lash out would be turned inwards and result in violence to myself. In fact I'd probably end up getting hold of a gun and blowing my brains out. It is also probable that I'd write an extremely vitriolic letter before doing this.
by Kevin07 on October 29th, 2007
Male. Interesting question. I've put some thought into this during the past 3 months. I've been severely depressed due to multiple health problems (hormone imbalance to pain). I failed using an overdose of pain meds and sleeping pills. I'm still angry that it failed. I thought about using a car a very high speed and hitting a cement wall, however, I would like to leave my body in one piece. I'm not angry at anyone and wouldn't want to have my family see my body all over a totaled car. I will use a better drug the next time. Surviving an overdose is not what I want to experience again.
by .....----- on October 26th, 2007
Well i would do a combination of an Aspirin overdose and slit wrist, just because the aspirin would cause you to bleed faster because it prevents the blood from coagulating, add to that a bucket of watter you have my method. I'm a female.
by FreeRadical Jetpacking for Nelson on June 21st, 2007
I guarantee you that cuttergirl will answer this. I'm female. If I chose, it would be an overdose.
by ptrask on September 22nd, 2006
I'm male. I would probably look at the Darvon Cocktail as the best method to commit suicide. Nice drink, slight buzz, go to sleep and never wake up.
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2006
i'm female - i'd probably select some painless and quick method like cyanide
by Lilibuth12 on December 7th, 2009
Overdose then throw myself off building, Just to make sure i die. My worse nightmare is thinking that you have finaly acheved death and then waking up, in a hospital bed having to carry on living. If i commited suicide it would be final.
They say wiht women it is more a 'plea for help' than males. Males if they are suicidal go out there to really die.
Im Female.
by Rule Britannia on July 10th, 2009
Male. Shoot myself in the head quick and very little risk of becomng a vegatable.
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2008
I think... anything sudden, as quick and painless as possible. I wouldn't want to draw it out, be made to wait as drugs or poison filtered through my system. Maybe something like jumping off a building. I'm female.
by I Are Yogi Bear on September 30th, 2008
I'm a male and I would choose Alcohol poisoning. If i'm going to kill myself I want something nice out of it.
by sdvsdv on June 21st, 2007
I am not planning to kill myself but, i sucide by just drink posin. I do not want to feel pain, imagine if you survive a shot to the head. by the way i am a male.
by bahaminb on June 20th, 2007
if i wanted to commit suicide i would at least give others a chance of running my life before i decided its over. maybe try to get some help from a phsycologist or maybe even join the military. if im gonna die ill do it for a good cause, not because i got cheated on or im upto my eyeballs in debt.
by Anonymous on June 7th, 2007
I'd choose darvon cocktail. But then i wonder if going to sleep and not waking up is as easy at it sounds. Would i feel pain and just not be able to open my eyes or move? So second thought is a gun to the head. Female.
by NeverGettingMarried on October 17th, 2006
I really don't think the question is loaded by the way. Who are you to tell that I'm not considering suicide. If I were not, how would I have randomly found this site that I wouldn't have otherwise looked at? So, to answer the question... I'm a 25 year old female. I would likely use a method that is instantaneous and painless. I'd choose the Darvon Cocktail.
by -Icy- on December 7th, 2009
the right combo of drugs and alcohol with an od of insulin +
all woman
by Tania Lue on December 7th, 2009
Skydiving.
I would give zero clues that i'm going to kill myself, because it would not be a revengeful suicide. It would not be the kind of suicide where I want everyone to feel pity for me, and to think "why weren't we good enough for her!".
So skydiving would be ideal as an "accident". Think about it, you train a few times with an instructor, you pretend you are excited about doing your first jump on your own, and then boom! the thing doesn't open (or you don't open it). Ultimately reaching the ground and instantly dying.
Very sensitive towards other people, and quick. I'm sure that there are not a lot of people that have that much fun before dying.
by Self Consuming Cannibal on December 7th, 2009
I shoot myself at church while everyone's getting quiet and bowing their head to pray at church.
by JC85cap on December 7th, 2009
I wouldn't commit suicide, but if I'd have to kill myself without putting on a show (which I WOULD do if I were fed up with my life to the point where suicide was my goal in life, but let's not get into THAT idea so I'll be serious) I'd use a double barrel shotgun and put it slightly above my eyes and I'd pull the trigger while standing up!!! Happy cleaning ha ha!!! And yes, I'm a male.
by John Cox on December 7th, 2009
If I was really going to do it, I'd go up and sucker punch a bear right in the nose. Fighting a bear what a way to go out right? And if I didn't succeed in killing myself I would have atleast succeeded in going head to head with a bear, those are bragging rights worth living for.
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I'm a guy.
by Suomynona on July 10th, 2009
I've thought about burning myself to death. I would douse myself with gasoline and just let her rip. The pain would be extravagant, but there would be nothing that I could do to stop it, for I would be helpless. It would be my destiny.
Other deaths included blowing my brains out, sawing my head off with a chain saw, chopping myself to death with a cleaver, stabbing myself to death with a kitchen knife, slitting my throat with a razor, jumping into oncoming freeway traffic. Perhaps even more than one at a time, if I could pull it off.
I'm male btw.
by imortal on July 10th, 2009
male= head on train track.
by toddsarm on October 2nd, 2008
if I was to kill myself I hang myself
by The Fool on September 30th, 2008
see other answer
by -Icy- on July 10th, 2009
female -- insulin shock
by crybaby on June 10th, 2009
i dont know yet! im searching for a painless way,
i've tried slitting my wrists many times, but it never worked,
im a female
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on July 10th, 2009
Okay, I'll play. I would make sure I had enough heroin to kill a horse. I would drive to Sedonna about 100 miles north of here and shoot up, or whatever, and when it kicked in, I would jump off the highest ravine so that I made sure I didn't have a slow death.
by Twisted Taco on January 16th, 2010
With a luscious blond with big boobs
by Anonymous on December 7th, 2009
I think your book is correct. Women as a group tend to be less violent.
Female - I'd overdose on the pain med I already take.
by Dr. Stevensonnnnnn on December 7th, 2009
i wouldnt
by Stranger in a Strange Land on December 7th, 2009
Large caliber firearm to the head. Male. +5
by Indiechick on January 6th, 2010
Female,
I would find a very sharp knife and slice so e major arteries in a bathtub so I do t make too much of a mess. I have cutting in my history so it's a logical step. I wouldn't be able to use a gun or do anything too public.
by killdrphil on December 20th, 2009
Whichever method was the most fun.
Male.
by advracer on October 10th, 2008
I'm a male,
I think DEATH BY CHEESECAKE!!
by Seven.62-FMJ on December 20th, 2009
12-GAUGE SHOTGUN WITH DOUBLE-00 BUCKSHOT UNDER THE CHIN STRAIGHT UP ,TO MAKE SURE NOTHING IS LEFT OF THE CRAINIUM AND BRAIN, INSTANTAINIUS DEATH, BUT VERY MESSY FOR THE CLEANING CREW,BUT I DONT CARE AS LONG AS MY LIFE OF SUFFERAGE IS OVER......I AM MALE.
by usedandbroken on December 31st, 2009
I am female and i would take an overdose. Then slit my wrists . Slice open my chest and try to rip out my heart I have no doubt i wouldnt manage this but that is what all the slash marks on my chest would be about then i would run a hot bath take some more meds drink some more booze and hopefully slide into oblivion into the water and i'd keep a knife with me just in case if this doesn't work i would plunge it into my heart its nice to me to think suicide is easy and you can just take some tablets and slip into oblivion but i know from experience it isnt. I think no matter what your sex suicide is a brutal and horrible thing its not like it is in the movies or your favourite song i think women can be just as violent as men if not more so and i guess it also depends on the individual, how desperate they are the way they are feeling i think lots of things depend on the way you would choose to end your life I'm not thinking of doing this but thankyou for an intresting question
by Jadey - Vive la difference on December 7th, 2009
I won't say how I would (or did try) exactly, since it doesn't really matter, but probably what does matter was that it was a comparatively non-violent way. I am female.
by Pley on January 6th, 2010
MALE, VIOLENT suicide pls. i guess ur theory is spot on!
by Werewolf87 on December 7th, 2009
I'd rather loose both my hands and keep on living than commiting suicide and going "down there" ,but I could go out into the ocean and feed myself to a bullshark. I'm Male.
by SIR_Anony is now SIR_Anthony on December 7th, 2009
I am male and I wouldn't kill myself but if I did, most likely hanging or gun.
by Luke A on December 7th, 2009
Well right now im trying to kill myself slowly with cigareets but if I had to do it I would proberly get a hotel room find a lady and get laid one last time. Buy a fat sack of weed and a bottle of jack daniels. Roll a blunt and run myself a bath while drinking and smoking. Turn on the gas on the cooker, get in the bath slit my wrist while finshing the bottle and the blunt and go out in a blur. 3 days later you see an explosion come out the side of the hotel and loads of fireworks go off, why you ask? Because before I turned on the cooker I put a few boxes of fireworks near the window, told the hotel manerger not to disturb me but send 10 bottles of champayne up to my room in 3 days. The waiter opens the door to the hotel room (AkA my coffin) which pulls a contrapution that sparks 5 flare guns off egniting the gas filled room. People see a great firework display come out the side of the hotel, im dead and I did it in a cool way. Everyone wins.
What is the best way to kill myself? Something easy and painless, my life is horrible and I need it to end now.
by TheNicNak on December 28th, 2009
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I'm a Mormon and want to commit suicide. I don't care...........
by bsdanielm on February 5th, 2010
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If you have nothing to live for, what are you dying for?
by Fearless on December 3rd, 2009
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How can I minimise the effect my suicide will have on my brother and sister?
Should I explain it to them first so they understand why?
by ChuckTruck on January 25th, 2010
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I hate my life. it sucks and i want to kill myself, but i dont really have the guts to kill myself. i need reasons to do it or reasons not to.
by ryanscat on December 6th, 2009
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