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Del Boy
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In Asia before the introduction of toilet paper, they just used water. In japan there are toilets that have a tube that shoots water at your anus as a substitute for wiping. So to answer your question I'd use the bidet (yes, I have a bidet)
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WATER and soap.Try it, its clean and refreshing.( more hygienic )
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Water yo...
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The wall.
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your socks
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I would use the "for show" towel and hang it back up.
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I've got a bidet, so no worries.
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Reach into the hamper and...ew I'd rather not think about it. Luckily I always have toilet paper.
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i would climb into the shower. So technically i would just use water
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a leaf from the tree outside my bathroom window. i hope i get worms
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Um, I guess I'd take my shirt off and use that. Poor shirt.
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Depends upon where I am . . . outside, I's look for a soft, green leaf and hope it wasn't poison oak or ivy; if inside, I'd use the already used washcloth hanging on the shower bar by the stool.
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On a long trip one week-end, I got sick and couldn't make it to a gas station or fast food place (for a restroom), so I ran up under an overpass. The only thing I could think of using was the FAVORITE old "pocket T-shirt" I was wearing, LoL! I still miss that shirt!
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Whatever that was close by that would do the job.
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if there was no facial tissue and no newspaper i would have no problem replacing a t-shirt
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My Drawers!
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My socks. Their expendable.
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jump right in the shower lol. good ol soap and water.
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What do you think the "Z" section in the phone book is for?
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okay, rules are rules... i'm not up on it all, so, if i'm wrong, let me know ... folks who are of jewish ethnicity, don't they have a rule in which you can't tear paper, like sheets of toilet tissue? folks who are of the islamic tradition, don't they use water? depends makes diapers large enough for adults, so, if it is an ongoing problem, i'd probably invest in depends. if it's a one-afternoon deal, i'd have to decide if i'm in public or at home. in public, my options are limited. i'd wait for privacy, then run into the next stall or use hand towels. if neither existed, water, but then i'd have to use a sock to dry off with. if at home, i'd use whatever's available. um, how much time do you and i have on our hands, so to speak?
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The bathroom door handle/knob.
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A bidet. :)
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Wouldn't i check if there was paper before i actually take a dump?
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Hmmm...I usually have tissues and baby wipes in the bathroom, so that would be my next step. If that wasn't available, I would probably use a white washcloth, so that I could bleach it afterwards. Just don't do what one of my buddies from work did. He was drunk and used the shower curtain. Ick!
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My tee shirt, or my underwear. Who needs them?
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dang thats a good question o_o i think ill take out some old recipes i have in my wallet ;O
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poison ivy leaves
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Rover
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I would use this question
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In that case the person who I hated most their socks...ha.I couldnt handle taking a bath or shower and thinking about the shit clogging up the drain or something. So I would have to use socks or least favorite shirt.
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baby wipes or paper towels.
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Anything I can get my hands on. I always tell my children to make sure to replace toilet paper in our bathroom, because if all of sudden I have to crap, and I find out there's no toilet paper, I'm gonna reach out and grab anything in sight, a blouse, underwear, a face-cloth, toothbrush. I don't care what it is, but I'm not gonna pull my pants back up with my butt full of brown mud just to go and get some damn paper.
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I have been in situations with no TP. Many times in Combat environments or in training environments (like the middle of the Mojave Desert). TP becomes a shortage, when the Supply Sergeants don't think to order enough or ration what they have. Most Soldiers carry their own "emergency ration" however, after extended periods away from civilizations the rations can be depleted. I have used a number of things. Leaves work about as good as anything. I have also used notebook paper from a pocket notebook. Not comfortable at all, but beats nothing. If you happen to have a knife, you can cut small portions off your t-shirt to use. Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!
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i think the best thing is that you should always have a small piece of sanitary clean cloth always to be with you wherever ur out to avoid such situaions..
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"Always check for toilet paper BEFORE sitting down" My favorite quote from Life's Little Instructions Book
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First, any paper product around, then leaves, next underwear, then socks, then hat, etc. All items used should be thrown away afterward.
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Matthew Mark Luke John This should get me some neggies
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the book, as all of my 11th grade literature class would agree, "Lord Jim" - was it Hardy or Conrad? For what it seemed like, it could have been Stalin.
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The cat
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the bidet
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I will not. Just pull up ur pants and ruch to the stack of toilet paper in ur storeroom.
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Assuming you're in the jungle and has no access to toilet paper then dried grass will have to do.
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I wouldn't know, I've never had diarrhoea
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so this one time... I was at a festival in northern mass, and if you know anything about festivals... then you know that by the last day, you're sure to have the runs. so anyhow... the port-a-potties were all out of toilet paper, and I didn't notice till AFTER I sat down, so I ended up ripping the bottoms off my corduroy pants. ...not a shining moment.
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Sit on chunk of dry ice,then wiggle ass. Excess should fall off nicely.
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I would take off my underwear and use that and throw it out. Then I would change and go to the store and get more paper. Maybe some new underwear also.
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I really think this is a crazy question. What happened to quality questions.
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A leaf, thats if I was outside using the bathroom for some reason.
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I always carry napkins in my car, and I usually have a napkin in my pocket. If I didn't have any napkins, I would use my underwear and throw it out.
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Jump in the shower or scream for someone to retrieve me a roll.
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funny question, funny answers lol
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i usually use my hands. then i lick it and eat it and then use the hands again
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un this has happend i flushed the tolit and splashed the cleaner water[no water from a tolit is clean] on my butt till the crap was gone then i washed my hands vigerasly with soap and water lol good times lol
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A puppy.
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Old cloths, towels etc. and then put them straight into the bin or washing machine immediatly after. Then get straight into the shower and clean the place with disinfectant.
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I'd just jump in the shower ... dry off and get to the store to buy TP ...
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A hand full of leaves or go without. Farnham's Freehold
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your mates best shirt
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Underwear
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