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ANSWERS: 2
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No, it is sad that even in this day and age polyamorous (or polygamous?) homosexual marriages among cereal mascots is still forbidden.
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In a bizarre chain of events, Pop was murdered outside the Kelloggs home office by Snap when he threatened to come out of the closet about his long-time affair with the Post Super Sugar Crisp Bear. Snap "Snapped" in a fit of jealousy killed Pop with a large spoon. He is currently serving 25 to life. Crackle has not been seen since he got out of drug rehab. Rumor has it he is turning tricks to support his habit.
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