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thum of a bitch.....no I don't thound like a girl.
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thuffering thuckatash.....what am I gonna do now that I don't fight no mo....
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Upon beating up on a woman. "It was the best punch I ever threw".
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Great Question! My hero, I think If I posted the actual video, I may go back to the penalty box, so heres the best Tyson video ever! in link form...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFW834Mrcc
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"Hey - how's that ear comin along?"
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"I'm gonna eat yo children!" I still say that to people sometimes. =P or "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."
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When introduced to a reporter from UPI he went ballistic and said "UPI? Are you the MF that ran over my dog?"
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""""CHOMP!"""""
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Ptttttth! [spitting out ear]
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Gimme a kith o I'll punth ya wights out!
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"I might just fade into Bolivian."
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"I take my hand off to him" After being knocked out by Lennos Lewis.
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"It's ludacris!"
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The one after the fight where he says his style is impetuous, his defense is impregnable... he wants to eat his children and then ends it with "all praise be to allah". best quote ever. he also had a gem where he said he wanted to kick someone's kids in the nuts.
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