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	How do I hire a hitman? By Will Smith Asked Sep 16 2006 7:04PM

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by Jewel on Jun 29, 2007 at 8:19 am Permalink

Call the police. They know who all the good ones are and what they charge. They may even hook you up with one! I've heard that sometimes they will record your meeting on video tape so that you have a really cool momento for later.

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Jade Jul, 14 2007 at 05:04 AM

good answer!! +

Answer 2 out of 24

by Glenn Blaylock on Sep 16, 2006 at 7:18 pm Permalink

Since hit men are hired murders, hiring one is a criminal offence. Therefore, anybody who might answer this question could very well open themselves up to criminal charges as an accessory to murder.

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KinKStar Sep, 18 2006 at 01:10 AM

Excellent point, especially knowing the police will be confiscating this person's computer to see what they've been looking up on Google, etc. recently . . .

ENG A.K.A. Keithold Jr. Oct, 11 2006 at 03:34 PM

This is a question John Pennington ought to answer.

Jade Jul, 14 2007 at 05:06 AM

couldn't this be considered conspiracy to commit murder?

Answer 3 out of 24

by Gideon on Jun 29, 2007 at 8:22 am Permalink

I don't know the answer to your question, but you've just answered "How do I quickly and effectively attract the attention of law enforcement?"

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by Halskiisaklink on Jun 29, 2007 at 7:26 am Permalink

Start asking drug dealers about this sort of thing until you get pointed in the right direction.

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mdfn44 Jun, 29 2007 at 08:22 AM

This is the best answer yet because it might just work!! Unless the drug dealer thinks ur undercover!!

Halskiisaklink Jun, 29 2007 at 08:38 AM

Thanks.

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by tomsims on Jul 14, 2007 at 3:08 pm Permalink

Do you want to hire a really good hit man like Barry Bonds or someone from the minor leagues? Barry is the best hit man in the majors and is about the beat the record. We also call them batters. Good ,luck with building you baseball team.

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by Chopsy the Diver on Jun 29, 2007 at 7:32 am Permalink

Certainly not by asking any tom dick or harry! and especially not on a public online site!

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Chopsy the Diver Jun, 29 2007 at 07:33 AM

The worlds dumbest criminals spring to mind!!

Answer 7 out of 24

by CalvinCD on Sep 29, 2006 at 4:38 pm Permalink

An easy way to just call someone up and then get them to kill someone is by calling 911 and saying that you have a big bomb. Then give them them your name, go put a charge on your credit card, a there you have it. 1 phone call 1 body bag.

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by Kaysarluvr on Jul 14, 2007 at 4:42 am Permalink

Call O.J. Simpson.....

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by mdfn44 on Jun 29, 2007 at 8:21 am Permalink

You know, there are people online just waiting for someone to screw up and ask something like that. Next thing you know, you got SWAT kicking down your door!!

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by NikonRob Goodbye on Jun 29, 2007 at 7:58 am Permalink

Call 1-800-Killr4u

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NikonRob Goodbye Jun, 29 2007 at 02:44 PM

This is a real phone number LOL a talk line.

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