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Apparently his dog is his best friend.
His car, truck, boat, cycles,...you know, his toys.
women' with long sexy legs wearing the diamonds we just bought them !
Butt Plugs...is that not true?
I thought a dog was man's best friend?
Specials on diamonds at the local jewelry store :)
His dog?
The girl with the diamond hopefully!
boobs
Money to buy those for her.
their d*ck!
A girl with diamonds
sexual favors!
his wallet and keeping it close to his chest. A woman like that is expensive to keep so I'd make sure it's nearly always empty! (from a woman). My husband is my best friend, bugger the diamonds!!!
BACON
Blow Jobs...... serioulsy girls come on and quit holding out on the head
THE REMOTE
Pre-nuptial agreements. :o)
My sachet. Touch it and i'll chop your hand off lol.
a dog is a mans best friend
As a small child my Gran'mom told me:
1) When you walk, hold your head high and look straight ahead. Do your very best to NEVER look down. When you look down, folks will think you're broke and looking for money.
2) THE VERY BEST friends you'll EVER have are in your wallet or pocket:
Benjamin Franklin: The $100 bill.
Ulysses S. Grant: The $50 bill.
Andrew Jackson: The $20 bill.
Alexander Hamilton: The $10 bill
Abraham Lincoln: The $5 bill.
George Washington: The $1 bill.
As far as Thomas Jefferson on the $2 bill, folks aren't very familiar with that bill. It's better to have two $1 bills.
Gran'mom was a VERY smart lady - FAR ahead of her time!
AND Gran'mom gave all of us in our family (and I'm sure many others, too) a few of life's valuable lessons!
God Bless, you Gran'mom. I miss you, Gran'mom.
I love you, Gran'mom.
Rest in peace, Gran'mom.
Thanks for asking your Q! I enjoyed answering it!
VTY,
Ron Berue
Yes, that is my real last name!
Sources: Because you asked.
A little stroll down "Memory Lane".
"THE University of Hard Knocks"
Also known as ["a/k/a"] "life's valuable lessons".
boobs.
His lazy boy recliner, with the T.V. remote in the side pocket!!
His penis.
His car, house and girl of course.
Axe body spray
fast cars,beers and sport
Video games.
Beer.
4 wheel drive vehicles
Fishing boat.
Beer, cars, food, sports, guns, or sex. Maybe all of the above??
Most guys come equipped with two best friends...righty and lefty!
the one who licks his balls? or tells him he's awesome? one or the other .....
a dog... :)
A grateful girlfriend with an oral fixation.
I believe dogs are man's best friend.
moissanite. it looks so similar to diamond it tricks laser testers and half of profesional jewelers (they do not notice it has MORE fire). it is harder than saphire 9.25/10 mohs hardness, meaning it will NOT be scratched. more chemicaly stable than diamond. 1/6th the cost
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DEATH TO DEBEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A dog-isn't that a rip off?
A dog.
Porn;)
booty calls
his dog
The girl he's just bought the diamonds for.
Since diamonds are not my best friend, I have no idea.
A full set of Ping Eye 2 golf clubs, A Savage Model 12 target rifle in .308. A Wort Chiller (for beer making) and then there's this little bald dude.
Overstuffed leather couches, cigars, and Scotch.
the family jewels
Vaginas
porn!
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Comments
yup, they usually are!
by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on August 16th, 2008
I can't figure why there was a question.
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by Ecclesiastes on October 13th, 2008
yea there is no argument
by dontaskidunno on December 22nd, 2008
Thought it was his pussy
by red246 is having a go on June 4th, 2009
i agree with red246 bff 4 life until death do us apart.
by andblack on June 22nd, 2009
me too lol!!!!
by La CaBrOnA on September 30th, 2009