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My answer would be: "so, when are you going to get a life enought to stop worrying about my own?"
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I can have A boyfriend when ever I want but I wont get one untill the right guy comes.
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I'd just say, "When the time is right." If they press you for more, tell them that it's between you and the right guy.
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You sound like George Costanza in the episode where he was trying to think of a comeback for "Hey George, the ocean called and they're tunning out of shrinp".
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Misery needs company? I bet that will give you enough time, to make your get away!
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when you can go one day with out sayin a word
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"When are you going to see a doctor about your body odor problem?" (That's the rude response) "That's a great question." (then just smile and walk away...this is a nicer response)
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"Sorry, I'm Already with your mother" Kindof funny..but they'll probubly laugh at you more..I wouldnt recamend it
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Ugh, I would just say "Yes, but I'm not interested in you either." or "What's it to you?"
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You say "Well if even you were able to find some poor sod who was willinging to shag you, then there's hope for the rest of yet".
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When they reply, "So you think you can just get one whenever you want?" you could come back with, "I wasn't thinking that, but surely even you can understand how my wanting one is a prerequisite for me to get one."
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It is such a rude question...and you are not obliged to answer it. So, I would respond with a question..."Why do you ask?" usually does the trick... or if you want to answer say "I guess I am very particular. Nobody has reached my standard yet!"
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"When are you going to stop looking for lesbians and just come out of the closet"
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"Maybe when you stop asking nosy questions" "About the same time you get some manners" "When you get bored of thinking this sad act of yours is clever"
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"Because I'm out there having fun, not attaching myself to the ball-and-chain lifestyle of a committed relationship."
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I usually respond that, "I'm enjoying my freedom from a commited relationship but when I'm ready, I'll look for one." And as for the "So you think you can just get one whenever you want" question, I would probably just smile and say, "I think wanting a boyfriend is usually the first step to finding one."
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My friend used to say "Desire and opportunity never coincided".
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When I find someone that I want to spend more time with than you.
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Never heard the story about the ugly Duckling....when I am a Swan....
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Shock the hell out of them by saying: "oh, thanks for asking but I already have a girlfriend and I don't think she'll approve of me getting a boyfriend too"
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I would simple say "I am good enough to get one whenever I want" "I just don't want now". Don't let people push you around just because. You know better what is good and when is good for you... I know, sometimes we just wish to have balls to say INYFB.
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you can always just reply with a smile. i've been asked this several times and my answer depends on who's asking "when i meet the guy" "when i get one" "when he courts me" "when he says yes" "when i have the time" "i'm going to be a nun"
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Yes and you can't?
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If it is a family memeber at a family function, I would say, "Well, I was going to bring my girlfriend, but now I'm glad I didn't." (Assuming you are female) It would freak my family out.
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I could only think of one. And it's not very good, but here it is, "When are you going to loose some weight?"
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Being a guy I can just say "well I can get your MOM anytime I want......" but being female, I just don't think it would work as well, lol.
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Your answer should have been yes. Because you probably can. Ask them when are they going to get manners.
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Ok, I'm a guy but whatever, I know the faults of my own side of the human race. You could try saying something like "When men get (insert your desirable trait)" whether realistic or completely impossible but hilarious.
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Say 'Why? I'm I lacking something without one?"
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Just say - "Unlike some people, I dont need a man in my life to make it happy, Im happy enough on my own at the moment"!!
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When you hear that tired old question, toss something back like, "You obviously are either unaware or have failed to noticed, but my life revolves around some other more important issues at present."
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So you think you can just get one whenever you want? . You reply, "Yeah, duh."
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I KNOW I can get one whenever I want. YOU simply don't meet my standards.
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Someone might have already said this but I would say "Why do I need one? Last time I looked, I was pretty great on my own"
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when ever you get rid of those herpes your last 4 boyfrends gave you!
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+5 Lesbians don't want a man but are you seeing anyone ?
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Methink I might never want one to have to get.
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i am sorry i have the opposite problem ...i am ask when am i going to settle on only one. this just happened and john is the lucky one or i am depending on perspective. ..if someone had the nerve to ask me that i would do one of 2 things-- 1st impulse none of you damn business ! 2nd response when a man is good enough to be called my b/f.
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tell them THINK??? no sweety I know!!! one day when you grow up you can too... mwahhh and walk off
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" I don't feel the need for one in my life right now, its quite full, but thanks for your concern. " "He will find me ,in due time."
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well yes, I put my request in to the man at the top and one drops down from the sky!
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say " when i find one that gets me."
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"After I decide I want one"
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My response would be "When you learn to mind your own business." That ought to shut them up.
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You could reply with "As soon as you get your big nose out of my business." LOL +5
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In response to the 'so you think you can get one henever' statement, I'd say 'Yeah, why, can't you?'
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I always have been able to. I take it you don't find it so easy?
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You should either tell them to mind their on business or ignore them, I prefer you ignore them though. The situation is pretty imature so you shouldn't pay attention to imature people. Hoestly, you shouldn't care about what people think, live your life.
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Give 'em a hurt look, sniffle just a touch, and tell them you never thought you'd find true love after (insert catch name here) died so horribly. When they look at you all aghast, and confused, and ask who (insert catchy name here)was, look more shaky and sniffly, and give a little sob. That should take care of that, and hopefully they'll tell other people,and they won't ask either, and maybe someone will buy you lunch out of it...
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I don't need another person to fullfill my life.Live yours. I'am happy thanks for caring.
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One day you will be grown and understand how foolish this kind of dialogue is between girls. Have a boyfriend, don't have a boyfriend, doesn't matter. In the scenario you mentioned maybe you could just say 'when I meet someone with whom I click.' (or whatever may be the cool word for click these days)
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You should say i'll get a boyfriend around about the time you get a life, so maybe you can tell me? followed by a cheesy grin (:
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"When I find the right guy." To a male: "You offering?" To a female: "Got someone in mind?"
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Say, "I can't imagine why you would ask such a personal question." Then change the subject.
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I'd say..."why you asking...do you want a piece of me?"
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"So you think you can just get one whenever you want?" A: No, But I have better things in my life to worry about then about a boyfriend right now... When Im ready I'll start accepting aplications
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yes, just tell them they need to mind their own business
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i would just tell them to mind their own business
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