ANSWERS: 32
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Kick him to the curb.
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I'd beat him up. I could do it with just my left pointer finger, but if he punched me, I'd want him to regret it. I'd start by absorbing the blow and then breaking all of his arm bones with my right elbow. Then, I'd put eight knees into his gut to buy some time. Finally, I'd finish him off with my secret Triple Axel Flying Donkey Kick of Death.
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Get my daughter to kick his ass...and she could.
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fall down & bleed alot, then send the tape to my lawyer - can use a few more million's
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Well, if he punched me and then ran off, I would probably look around very confused and say "Was that Chuck Norris?"
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I would die. And if I didn't die I would pick up a gun and kill myself out of respect. Because if you get punched in the face by Chuck Norris, you should die.
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I'd kick the door so it swung open and bashed him in the face, then when he was on the ground I'd say "Chuck Norris, you pansy, get out of my yard!" then I'd pick him up by the seat of his tight jeans and toss him through the window of his pickup truck. While he was semi-unconscious lying there through the windsheild of his truck, I would go get a gallon of gas from the garage and pour it oll over him, start the truck and throw the remainder of the gas and the can onto the gas pedal and put the truck in drive, just as it rolled off I would throw a lighter into the air and karate kick it at the truck, igniting the vehicle and watching Chuck Flambe' go tearing down the street....resulting in a glorious texas ranger bbq explosion! So if you are reading this Chuck don't ever come around my house selling Walker Texas ranger DVDs or your Total Gym sucka!
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Prob. cry! What did I ever do to him? : )
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Call 911 and sue him for a million dollars.
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I'd lie down and play dead so that he wouldn't follow up with a round-house kick to the face. No one could survive a Chuck Norris round-house kick to the face.
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Kick him in the balls!
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Chuck is getting on up there in years. I strongly suspect I could keep him from punching me ANYWHERE! : D
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Chuck Norris is so tough, he uses tabasco sauce for visine.
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Cry.
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When I wake up, I'd call the police and have him arrested for assault.
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call "Morris Bart".the greatest,slezebag,lowlife,personal injury attorney the world has ever known...would'nt you when it's time to sue?
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Not answer the door.
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Call my friend seagal to kick his ass.
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i would cry then pull out the ak from the coat closet and shoot him in the face
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I would eviscerate him, throwing his internal organ on the lawn to be eaten by crows, and then removing his head and placing it on a 10 ft pike to ward off other martial art experts. . . . Or call cut, and then reset the scene for take 11.
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That's a serving spoon!
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I would teabag him!
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punch him back then ask him if im dreaming.
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I'd say CHUCK ... TIME OUT CHAIR!!!
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Call Cristy Brinkley to kick his ass.
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I would have to go have surgery and have all of my body parts inverted, now that my face is on the back of my head.
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Sue of course
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Take him for millions.
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What could I do? Its freaking Chuck Norris.
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Call a lawyer!!
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I'd lie on the floor... dead. Cause that's how powerful a Chuck Norris punch is.
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