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G'day Don Quixote, Thank you for your question, In your book, you undertook many great adventures. However, you didn't jump any sharks because speedboats had not been developed and waterskiing behind a galleon was not possible. Regards
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I don't remember him doing anything like that. However, I do remember him once being a simple and playful child trained well in the ways of the sword...until a giant bird swooped down and stole his sister, and, while trying to save her, nearly fell of a cliff, but was himself saved by some other girl who couldn't hold on very long and then dropped him, only to have his fall broken by a GIIIIIAAANT GLAAACIER! And now, due to his severe head trauma and a disturbing need to roll in the dirt, he fights for justice and peace and the eradication of windmills and their nourishing grains, for he is.....DON KEYOTE! (That's how he spells it.)
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When the shark finally invited him inside? - ;-)
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He didn't jump the shark, he boned the windmill! Now Captain Ahab, I bet he jumped a shark or two in his day! Or was that Fonzi. I get confused.
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