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Shrinking of skin
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forgetting things
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grey pubes
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When you squat down to pick something up and "you can't get back up".
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Memory loss and the ever-dreaded midlife crisis phase. Both of which, by the way, my mom seem to be going through these days.
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for women: grey strands and then wrinkles, menopause, and gravity. women don't see only the first sign of aging they see the whole picture. men i see as being comfortable with change. women go as far as vanity to hide their aging.
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Another sign no one else has mentioned is a tendency to limit life. I've noticed as people age the simplest things seem hard for them to do, even enjoyable things. Too much trouble to get ready to go out for an evenings entertainment.
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Probably one of these.
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Turning 65.
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I forgot!!!:(
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Noticing that they now have all 14 yr olds in college! And most cops are about 20-25
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decrease in mobility decrease in ambition decrease in sperm count in men disapearance of ova in women and a big list of decreases that never ends
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These damn Wild hairs growing out of my ears and my wet farts
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Thinking that you are getting older - Only if you consider you are getting better- which of course you are - all else is insanity.
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