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by bagless77 on February 1st, 2007
Okay, here goes. In my junior year of HS, I had an allergic reaction to rectal suppositories. It started in the middle of the night when my tongue would not stay in my mouth. I went upstairs to tell my mom (I was freaking out and thought I was being posessed). She told me to stop being weird and sent me back to bed. It stopped and off I went to school in the morning. During snack period, my face started to hurt and my friends realized I had been very stiffly smiling for like the last 10 minutes (I hadn't noticed). Then, in 3rd period, my tongue kept popping out again, so I clapped my hand over my mouth and hoped nobody would notice. So by lunch, I am just walking around with my hand over my mouth trying not to make eye contact with anyone I know. That didn't work. Soon a large crowd had formed around me yelling "She's gonna hurl!" and other such things. Apparently, I had tried to block my head because my arm was now oddly twisted at my face. My mom came to get me and kept screaming in the car "damnit, you better not be on drugs! Look at me!!!!" (My eyes would only look to the left and downward) After arriving at Urgent Care, my hand quickly started to twist itself into a claw and I started to scream. I was rushed to a room , where a nurse injected me with Benadryl. Apparently, I was 1 out of 1000 to whom this medication can break down the central nervous system. It took quite awhile to explain everything at school. You try starting a sentence with "So I had an allergic reaction to my rectal suppositories"
by BabyRottie on May 18th, 2007
I was in a dance contest with some friends... my group decided the outfit would be white slacks and a black top. The night of the performance, my period started and I didn't realize it... The audience did!
by Crazed_Wiseman on January 30th, 2007
i tackled my friend to the ground and gave him a l=playful puch, then i saw his face and knew it was a complete stranger.
by SoPtAmEr on July 2nd, 2007
ok i asked the qestion, but i guess i have to start to make people top my most embarrassing story... so it was about 6 years ago, i was still a freshman in college in the united states.. i was raised in israel untill i went to college so my english was not the greatest then:) .. in the 1st week of college there was an orientation where they told us we can go to the school's health center and get a free STD test.. so i was like WTF i'll go. i made an apointment and went to the health center to get my STD test which i had never done it before then! outta 10 nurses they picked the 26 year old, hot nurse to ask me to take off my pants and underwear, with ruber gloves on her hands she was touching my balls - sweet u say, not soo sweet- :) at that time i was looking at the walls and thinking about my dead granma trying not to get a boner :) after a few minutes she asked me to put on my clothes and gave me a little cup and asked me to go to the bathrooms and "urinate" in it! rememeber back then my english was not the greatest :) so me being me trying to be all smart tried to figure out what "urinate" means : it's an STD test.. hummm.. what would they probobly want from me to give them?????!!!.... stupid me :) i jerked off in that cup -which didn't take very long since she was playing with my balls 'bout 5 minutes ago- and gave her the cup :) she freaked out and droped it on the floor after she held it in her hands for a couple of seconds.. i understood what happened and ran outta there right away.. for the 4 years i was at college the few times i had to go back to the health center i can see that the nurses r looking at me funny and whispering to themselfs about me... yup it sucks.. TRUE STORY!! i will never but NEVER forget what "urinate" means after that :) :) :)
by chick98 on January 16th, 2007
I was at a party a few years back, had a bit much to drink. I was walking around talking to people
and wondering why everyone was staring and smiling at me. I looked down and realized one of the girls was hanging out of my shirt. I was sooooo embarrased.
by donovan reynolds. on September 5th, 2006
Okay... I don't know any of you so this will have no effect on my everyday life... Here I go:
Once, on my mother's birthday, we decided to go spend the day out. We went out to eat and all that birthday kind of stuff, and later ended the evening by picking up a couple things at Target.
I decided to meander off into my favorite part of the store (The Cd section) and after browsing in there for a good while I went looking for my mom again. I got to thinking "Where would a mom usually be...?" and arrived at the conclusion of: Kitchen Wares. Ah hah! Glad ware was on sale for 79cent a package... of course! There's where mom was...mmhmm, no doubt
So I was being all nice and decided to give my mom a big surprise hug and tell her how much I love and appreciate her. She turns around and to my surprise:
It was a Asian woman, around the same height as my mom, who ALSO happened to be wearing the same jacket, and had her hair up (like my mom usually does) The woman looked so shocked and embarrassed (not nearly as much as I...) so I apologized 20 or 30 times.
It turns out my mom was in the next aisle watching me the entire time laughing to no end (and then some random onlookers). I started laughing, too. Then I was so embarrassed of myself I started to cry, which made it all the more embarrassing.
There is my embarrassing story.
by justme32 loves the weekends on January 30th, 2007
I accidentally farted in front of my BF. I was so shamed.
by Randy on July 18th, 2007
I grew up with 2 brothers, no sisters. I don’t know why, but I was always curious about girls’ clothes.
A few months after I got married my wife , Cindy, planned a girls’ night out.
When the day arrived and she was gone, my curiosity got the better of me.
Going through her clothes I found a couple pairs of low-rise jeans and a denim skirt that fit me, a few blouses, panties, and tights, so I got dressed.
I put on a pair of pink bikini panties, a pair of black tights, the skirt, and a pink satin blouse. Her shoes appeared to be a size or two too small, but I found a pair of sling backs that I could wear even if my heel was overhanging the back of the shoe.
I figured I had a few hours before Cindy got home, so I got myself a beer and went into the living room to watch some TV.
Around a half hour later while I was in the bathroom Cindy came home with her 2 girlfriends. I didn’t hear them come in and a minute later walked into the living room.
by Jade on October 14th, 2007
There were two that I can think of right now:
Once I went into a store to get a pack of smokes. When I opened my mouth to ask for them this HUGE belch came out instead. I had no idea it was coming. The clerk gave me this incredible look, then burst out laughing..I left..without my smokes.
The second thing didn't actually happen to me, but to my mother. It was no less embarrassing as I was with her. It was very cold and we stopped to eat..she was wearing this thick stadium jacket. Where we were sitting was directly across from a group of people. My mom and this guy was back to back. when she finished eating she pushed her chair up almost against his, put one arm in the sleeve of the coat, then swung it around and put the other arm in. Not only did she wrap the guys head up under the coat, she then started tugging on it trying to get it to come together to zip it up. She had this really puzzled look as she was saying' "What in the world...why won't it fasten??" The poor guy was waving his arms and mom was steady trying to get it to close. I lost it completely. Why do I NEVER have the video camera when I need it?
by JaiyneFortune on January 2nd, 2007
The most embarrassing day in my life was in middle school. It must have been about seventh grade. My class was having a mock fashion show of the decades. I got chosen to represent the 1950's (in a poodle skirt, no less!). Unfortunately I was not accustomed to having my period and started the day of the big performance! I leaked through my yellow skirt and didn't know it until AFTER I was in front of the entire junior high and parents! My best friend, standing behind me, whispered and told me. Luckily I was able to sneak off stage without many people noticing...but still. It was MORTIFYING!!!
by anonymous on November 20th, 2006
Oh God. Picture the scene. Full up swimming pool. All your best friends. The person you had a crush on at the time. Very good looking life guards. A lot of old men. My bikini top came right off, in front of all of them, and EVERYONE saw! I'm never going to live it down!
by tomsims on August 10th, 2007
I was working at the Federal Reserve Bank and they told me that the auditor was coming the next day to watch us work. I was so unsure of myself that I worried all night that I would do something wrong. The next morning I was worrying out loud, "I know that auditor is going to find something wrong" when one of my coworkers tapped me on the shoulder and informed me that the guy we were counting money with WAS the auditor. I was quite embarrassed, but no longer worried. It turned out that the auditor was just another human being who worked at the bank like us.
by SammyV14 on April 12th, 2007
When I had my period in school. NObody told me that I ahd a spot on the back of my pants nether
by Lilkanyevel on March 25th, 2007
My most embaressing moment was when i was swimming competively and my speedo came off.. then i finshed the race butt naked.. then i had to locate my swim suit ..
by broken on February 10th, 2007
Mine is wayyyyy too long to recant. However, a friend of mine has a story that is better anyway. She was at a waterpark, and there is a ride called "The Drop" or something like that, and it's basically a VERY steep drop in a black waterslide tube, but with the top cut off so it's open-air. She took the plunge and screamed all the way down, and when she got to the bottom her tampon came floating down behind her.
by I love my baby on February 8th, 2007
it was about 90 degree's out, a couple of friends, my daughter & myself was leaving a pool getting in the car in the parking lot. I had a T shirt on over my Bikini, bent over unlocking the car and had to pass a little gas (kinda alot of gas)then turned around seen a teenage boy sitting right behind me in the next car with his window Down! I left so so fast!
by Ezzy on January 16th, 2007
I work in a dishroom, and i was talking to one of my friends that I work with while i was balancing myself on a crate with wheels on it...one of the wheels came off from underneath it and i fell straight on my face...wow...i never stand on those crates anymore...haha
by A. Nonymous on December 28th, 2008
I got talked into dressing up as a girl for 6th grade Dress Up Day. There were supposed to be 4 of us boys doing it. But I got mixed up and dressed up on the wrong day. 0_0
I showed up in a long brown wig with a pink ribbon in it, wearing a pink blouse, black ruffled skirt, white knee socks, shiny black girl shoes, and make up. Not only were the other boys not dressed as girls, no one else was even wearing a costume of any kind!
That was so embarrassing.
by E.J. Nightly on August 20th, 2007
I crapped in my pants because I thought it was a fart and boy was it wet! So I jumped in the pool with my clothes on before anybody saw me. (I was very drunk at the time). To my surprise everybody thought that jumping in the pool was a great idea, so I basically started a really fun pool party. It wasn't that embarrassing after all, but if anyone had seen crap in my new white pants it would have been terrible.
Another embarrassing moment was in the second grade. A bunch of kids were in a circle on the playground looking at something. I ran over to see what it was and ended up slipping banana peel style into the giant mud puddle they were all looking at. They laughed, I cried. It was soooo embarrassing.
by DreAnna on August 10th, 2007
I started laughing at a funeral and could not stop..tried but that made me laugh more :)
by larrymcjon on April 1st, 2007
I was doing a dance in class (Grade 5?) -- and I split my pants -- and I wasn't wearing any underwear. Nope I ran out that day.
by steelhamster@aol.com on March 28th, 2007
Running down a street at 2:am naked after being caught by an irate husband.... the embarrassing bit was when a police car pulled up and when I explained what happened they laughed, then gave me a lift home.
by R U Sirius on February 8th, 2007
Back in the 1980s,
I once scribbled with some colorful markers around my nipples and belly button. I then went out and took my shirt off and played basketball at the park.
My nickname for the next 4 years was sunshine titties.
by Mrs.mezzo is a Wagnerian soprano on November 20th, 2006
That is really, really hard to answer. Mostly because I've had so many. I think one of my worst gaffs was accidentally elbowing Sylvester Stallone in the stomach and then, upon turning around and seeing him blurting out "Wow! You're really short!"
by Shady Guy on September 6th, 2006
A practical-joking buddy of my snatched down my shorts at a party. That was bad enough, but I had on a pair of my wife's panties because my undies were all in the hamper. No ammount of explaining did any good so I just shut up and laughed it off.
by wthing8 on May 29th, 2008
WOW ....so none of you have ever...picked up a girl.after a night drinking.and a hot curry..gone back to her place...had great sex..woke up in the night and gone for a pee...and as you farted.it came out the back like a herd of cows...all over the kitchen floor...so you quickly try to clean up...then realising it is hopeless....and you should not have been using the sink...or even be in the kitchen....you wash.dress..and leave.....hoping to never see her again/....
by eric on January 24th, 2008
I made a sex tape with my girlfriend. I left it in the VCR. My Mom and Dad found it. I'm a huge idiot!
by mallogen on August 29th, 2007
Tie:
--Freshman year at a brand new private highschool. One day in class some of the boys were throwing around a ball, and it landed by my desk. I leaned over the side bar that connects the back of the seat to the desktop and the whole thing fell over. Getting up from a sitting position in the desk while sideways caused a lot of wiggling and kicking... and a lot of laughter from the classmates.
--This was more embarassing for my boyfriend. One of the first times he slept over at my house he got up to go to the bathroom. When he left the bathroom in the dark he walked into my mom's room and tried to get in to bed with her. It woke her up and she had to push him down the hall to my room. I thought it was hilarious but he was REALLY embarassed and wouldn't go in my house for months after that.
by Blank Savage on August 23rd, 2007
When I was married, after a shower one night. I was a little excited (so-to-speak). and took the washcloth and placed over my raised expectation and proceeded into the livingroom to show my wife. *blushes while telling this tale*. Anyway much to my surprise my mother inlaw came over for a visit and was sitting in the livingroom with my wife. Embarrassed enough I lost my washcolth holder exposing myself and noticed my mother inlaw was wide eyed staring at my shy guy and quickly trying to turn away. my wife busted out in laughter and snorted her icetea out of her nose. I excused myself to the bedroom in a hurry and stayed until i knew she was gone.
My wife entered the bedroom with my washcloth and a huge smile and said daddy is coming over later think we can have a repeat...
by Glory on May 18th, 2007
I farted during gym class... started giggling... farted more - couldn't make it stop -- was giggling from embarassment.
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 18th, 2007
I crapped my pants once in highschool... (I was TOTALLY DRUNK) but it was during PE and I had to ask the gym coach for pants...
by famoussas629 on April 15th, 2007
LOst my swimming trunks on a waterslide and had to wait for them to slide down
by ChelseaMark on April 5th, 2007
I went to a fancy dress party once round the corner from my house dressed as a pink elephant. The party went on all night and i stayed round the house. On the sunday morning i walked back to my house ( still pissed ) to beeps of horns from cars as i still had the costume on.
I walked through the back door and my mum's on the table crying with photos in front of her.
Dad walks out of the front room and informs me grandad's died.
I'm standing there pissed up in a pink elephant's costume .............i trudged upstairs.
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on April 4th, 2007
I did a whip it (inhaled nitrous oxide out of a can) at work when I was 17 and fell backwards into a 30 gallon pot of onion soup that was cooling in the walkin cooler. I was covered from knees -to chest in lukewarm, greasy french onion soup. It was in my drawers and all. Luckily, I had clean whites upstairs and only my buddy saw it.....Sucked 100%
by Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today on March 15th, 2007
Getting caught by my ex b/f's step-dad having sex.
by Ixstayxflyxox on February 24th, 2007
okay I got one...ahahahaha it took me a while to pick one because I have had so many
I was walking down the hall in middle school...trying to be all sexy and cute because i was dumb
and then some guy shouted somthin to me (like hey baby! and shit like that)
so I turn around and flash him a smile, and at this time im all thinkin, "oh he wants me, he wants me"
and then I run straight into a pole
hahahhahahaha oh god that was morrtifying
I wasnt laughing the next day when I got a black eye though
by evie32 on February 21st, 2007
I have a serious fear of wasps, was being chased by one and it wouldnt go away,had nothing to swat it with so I took off my t shirt in a panic and swatted with it, before realisation dawned that I was standing in the street in my bra. v.v.red faced!
by scotty2006 on February 8th, 2007
Farted loud when a minister was right behind me. Didn't know he was there.
by AntigoneRising on February 8th, 2007
Marry my ex...IN PUBLIC!!!
by whatis on February 1st, 2007
accidentally getting into a strangers car because i thought it was my dads car...when i got in, there was a bunch of packages in the back and the car was so much cleaner than my dad's car.. i just opened the door and ran~!
by Doggylover on January 30th, 2007
i tripped on a microphone cord in front of my crush and my class.And fell on my face too.
by Universe Of Life on January 21st, 2007
I was 14 years old at the beach
I was staring at a topless girl (cute)
and my stupid brother yelled out to
her and she noticed me looking
a very red moment
by beenaroundtheblock on January 21st, 2007
Walking into the wrong house naked, right into the livingroom of an old man and old lady watching the evening news.
by donovan reynolds. on December 14th, 2006
I answered this before, but what the hey.
Just going to quote it straight from the source, cause I am to lazy to re-type it. hahah
"Okay... I don't know any of you so this will have no effect on my everyday life... Here I go:
Once, on my mother's birthday, we decided to go spend the day out. We went out to eat and all that birthday kind of stuff, and later ended the evening by picking up a couple things at Target.
I decided to meander off into my favorite part of the store (The Cd section) and after browsing in there for a good while I went looking for my mom again. I got to thinking "Where would a mom usually be...?" and arrived at the conclusion of: Kitchen Wares. Ah hah! Glad ware was on sale for 79cent a package... of course! There's where mom was...mmhmm, no doubt
So I was being all nice and decided to give my mom a big surprise hug and tell her how much I love and appreciate her. She turns around and to my surprise:
It was a Asian woman, around the same height as my mom, who ALSO happened to be wearing the same jacket, and had her hair up (like my mom usually does) The woman looked so shocked and embarrassed (not nearly as much as I...) so I apologized 20 or 30 times.
It turns out my mom was in the next aisle watching me the entire time laughing to no end (and then some random onlookers). I started laughing, too. Then I was so embarrassed of myself I started to cry, which made it all the more embarrassing.
There is my embarrassing story. "
by nickykat12 on October 9th, 2007
This one time right before my sister got married, she asked me to go out for to the car to get something i was like you know I dont know your motherinlaws place to well would you go with me. She goes no you can do it yourself you wont get hurt. Well when walking out of the house I tripped on the stairs and broke my leg. I had to be my sisters maid of honor with a broken leg :-(
by rawr.760 on October 9th, 2007
I was about to open the door to get in my building, but a gust of wind came and my entire skirt kept going up, but I needed both hands to unlock and open the door... it was dinner time and there were a lot of people in the courtyard on their way to the cafe.
by singwell-is off researching a lot on June 8th, 2007
Just one! Most of them I have mercifully blocked from my mind. I think when I was 17 and overseas visiting rellies, there was this really cute guy at a party they threw for me. I was hoping he might take notice of me...well, I got my wish. I was in the toilet, and didn't realise it had TWO doors. Who barged in? Yep!
We never spoke to each other the rest of the night.
by Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today on March 28th, 2007
I was 15, running in heels, and there were boys. Moments later, a pair of ripped jeans and a skinned knee. I never run in heels now.
by Miss on March 28th, 2007
I was chopping wood at girls camp and EVERYONE at the camp was sitting in a half circle around me watching my new trick.
As soon as the axe hit the wood, I farted SOOO loud.
And then I pretended that it wasn't me.
by singwell-is off researching a lot on February 18th, 2007
going to sing at a wedding, and having my skirt pulled out of my undies by a friend, just before I went on stage....lolol
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by bagless77 on February 1st, 2007
Answerbag is full of weird little bugs like that. It seems to have been fixed now (2-10-07) Another really annoying bug - sometimes when you click on a link that's supposed to take you somewhere in Answerbag, the system inserts a space somewhere in the URL and you get one of those 404 messages about the page not existing. You have to look at the URL and perform a "space-ectomy", but that works. It happens quite frequently and is very frustrating if you're unaware of the bug.
by Jodie44 on February 10th, 2007
WOW. You definitely get the points, your story is not only extremely embarrassing, slightly hilarious, but is COMPLETELY one of a kind!
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