Buxom blonde chics alone at camp, or alone at home, or alone a friends house, or alone at the home of a long deceased killer, or alone at...

Bunch of teenagers camping in a cabin blah blah blah yo...

The bimbo always gets offed first

Somebody's going to something so unbelievably stupid that it's well, unbelievable. And there will always be scantily clad girls getting stabbed.

What drives me nuts is there's always some bimbo who's getting chased...and always falls. What, are all bimbo's clumsy?

Babysitters seem to be always getting killed in those movies for some reason or another. Or the whole 'revenge' by killing everyone you know and love killer.

She doesn't turn around. TURN AROUND!

friends/family/lovers go on a trip and get lost, and end up facing mutant killers.

Getting lost in the woods, while wearing stilettos....

If you're naked, half-naked, about to get naked. . .you will be killed.

If the killer is knocked down or believed to be dead it is certain that no one will get the gun or other weapon that is 8 inches from the killer's hand. GET THE GUN!!!!

It will be very dark and the viewers won't be able to see a thing. Any time someone sees a dead body, they will scream. No one will ever pick up a phone and call the police, or if they do the phone won't work. The bad guy will always pop up behind something, and no one will ever hear anything happening until it's too late. All the people in the room will be facing the same way and not see what is going on behind them.

Driving on a dark, deserted highway, and the car breaks down. The authorities NEVER believe the hero, even if he's an expert on the subject. Usually, though, it's some teen kid. There's almost ALWAYS a shower scene for filming of gratuitous nekkididity. There's almost ALWAYS some couple making out/screwing on a cot, a bed that belongs to neither of them, even in the car. SOMEBODY ALWAYS has to check out what that noise was... They're usually dead in the next couple of minutes. In almost ALL cases, the girl who is being chased the whole movie lives. Now and then, her boyfriend does too. They usually kiss and the bad guy shows up again, even though he was drawn and quartered the scene before. You seldom see the bad guy's face, unless he's a zombie, then it's HIDEOUS! The bad guy never dies, no matter how many times he's killed. At the end, his body is seldom found. Or, there are others, but...

The bimbo runs upstairs whilst being chased by something... A-DURRR DICKHEAD, HOW YOU GONNA GET BACK DOWN?!

G;day PrimeTap, Thank you for your question, A person goes outside to check out something suspcious and gets killed. Regards

A group of either; specific people targeted by a serial killer, or a group of people centered in one place and the target of a secluded mass murderer, or several mass murderers, usually malformed, and mentally retarded. The scenario for this is the new trend for the modern slasher film; we're not happy with just one killer these days, we need more, and this is given to us via the most predictable and less thought of presentation for a slasher film scenario ever; getting lost in some inhabited desert region or being ''given'' a shortcut through some back road or unnamed forest. Oh, there's also traps sometimes. The rest consists of freaks who condemn humanity for what was done to them, either the loss of a town's economy or radioactive testing, and other similar ideas. These people are enraged and ruthless, so while VERY predictable, you'll be sure to enjoy a lot of gore, original deaths, and the always reoccurring element in this modern slasher take; a shack or house decorated with many grim things everywhere, like body parts, jars of teeth and the list goes on. so while it's always the same thing, (House of Wax being an exception.) the varying elements in the imagery is always something different. The second scenario is the most prominent of slasher film concepts because it's the oldest formula as far as mainstream horror goes, in which a serial killer sets out or is being used by something higher to off certain people for a certain reason, which more often then not includes all the stereotypical clichés we all recognize and which seems to have originated from the eighties. The killer in question, if he or she isn't a mindless tool or hopeless monster, sees his or her acts driven by extreme grudge against someone or several people, or is the root of some psychological bad turn of events, like a weird mother and messed up childhood. Even less ''slasher'' like horror films borrow the concept of the first many times to draw a scenario, and all these common definitions, without fail, outline the most predictable thing, time and time again, whether it's a masked killer or demons accidentally summoned from hell. So the most predictable scenario goes like this; setting in one specific place which will be the hunting ground, usually established by a near asinine reason, (Which is why Friday the XIII th worked so well, since going camping isn't all that far fetched, although after all those years, you'd think that at least after the seventh one, someone would have learned to keep away from there...) we then have some characters introduced for the setting, usually of very poor and shallow personality, driven one way to categorize each ''kind'' of character and by this you already know who will die and who won't, and then a series of mundane events and murders, usually prolonged and sometimes yawn inducing, followed by an extremely exaggerated ending climax. Somewhere in there, someone may or may not include some attempt at clarifying the reason behind all these murders, like the six second speech in the remake of TCM or through the embodiment of Sam Loomis. (Who takes the trophy in my opinion.)

There is usually only one survivor at the end of the movie and it's always a girl.

Whenever a victim is chased by someone in a car, not only do they keep their stilettos on but they also run in a straight line ahead of the car. Perhaps they think that the artificial leg lengthening provided by the heels and their head start will enable them to outrun the car. ;) Perhaps if they watched football they'd realize that a better way to escape is to fake to one side, cut to the other, and then run back in the opposite direction. :p Another one is where the military has already hit a giant monster with several missiles to no effect and yet some hero with a .45 caliber handgun runs up to the monster firing away, thinking that his accompanying war cry of "ARRRRRRGH!" will add enough fire power to his assault to utterly destroy that Cloverfield punk. :D

If only one person survives, it will be a young woman.

Something bursting through door (e.g. axe). Windows breaking.

Seemingly normal backdrop, but with sinister things going on. Unsuspecting potential victims who seem to remain incredibly clueless. Totally idiotic law enforcement and investigators. Children/teenagers catch on before all the adults. But, teenagers are still victims, especially when making out..."naughty, naughty...Be good, kids, or the boogey-man will get you!"

1.Some silly young chick takes off running through the forrest in high heels 2.Some silly young chick runs upstairs instead of out the front door 3.Some silly young chick goes into the scariest house ever built by herself 4.The police don't listen to some young chick when she warns them something is afoot 5.A group of young people decide to pair off to get some nookie in a secluded area...real smart 6.The victims can't hold on to their keys, be it for the front door or the car 7.The victims run past knives, baseball bats, lamps, gun cabinets, sharp tools, and opt for the upstairs bathroom where the most lethal weapon is a toothbrush 8.Seemingly perfectly mobile individuals suddenly loose their ability to stand, walk, and run without falling down 9.The killers always have some sort of "I can't die" aura even after they've been shot, stabbed, poisoned, bludgeoned, thrown off a 10 story building, run over by a mac truck, burned to a crisp, and decapitated 10.The killers always come out during the most horrific storms so that the lights and the telephones go out...even cell phones These people at like they've never seen a horror movie!

Spilt popcorn :)

If there isn't a "teenagers making out in a car in the woods and getting attacked and killed" scene then they messed up the movie.

Usually a group of teenagers decide to spend the night/weekend in a secluded place. There is always at least one couple in the group who seems to be in a constant state of rut. Sex seems to trigger something within the maniac/monster because as soon as one or both the rutting teens get partially or completely naked someone is about to die. Sex and gruesome murder seems to always be somehow related. There is usually one brave, resourceful, female who manages to never lose her head (or footing) and escape.

I looooove horror movies. :o)

Annoying 20-somethings or teenagers go to a remote location where they are killed off by some monster or serial killer until only 2 or 3 people remain on of which will be a girl.

The most predicted scenarios of a horror film is where the good guy(s) always find a way to defeat the bad guys, even if it seems impossible, the film will twist in the good guys favour. The good shall defeat the evil and they end on a happy note, either celebrating or just smiling their victory

If you hear the music you know someones going to get killed, never have sex in the woods you never know what serial killer just escaped from the mental institution or prison thirty for blood & brains. If they film it in west virginia you know they going to say its an inbred offspring monster that looks alot like a cyborg. The first ones to get naked or usually the first to die.

Girls can't run without flopping

They all go places they know they shouldn't go

Driving down a winding road in the forest. Random slasher guy jumpes out in front of their car or sketchy car is parked at the side of the road.

Teenagers, haunted house, splitting up for sex, dying one by one, one girl becomes an "Army of one" and saves herself and her boyfriend. : )

The second most important character always dies. Oh yeah, and they ALWAYS OPEN THE DOOR!

until they come up with something original im going to say anything thats came out up to this day is predictable and im including the happening with this opinion i love horror films take the saw movies when the first one came out it was great and you wanted to watch it over when it was over to see some of the signs they pertrayed but after the first one it ended up being like the first one and then you knew what was coming i think the big problem with horror moveis hell any type of movie they see a movie did well in theaters so they try to recapture that to make more money thats why alot of movies are the same all the time thanks the iron man

A group of friends scare each other with stories then suddenly they're cast off into a horrible situation.

The girl running up the stairs.

a mining company drills in the desert, unleashing a HUGE monster underground! then it travels to LA!

looking around a empty house and they say "HELLO"

In the shower, you will always here a noise or the water will stop all of a sudden and 9 times out of 10 there won't be any towels handy so you just walk around the house naked

somehting happening in the house and nobody leaving or turning the lights on!

Great question! I would say a motel in the middle of the highway at night...

1. You're in the woods running and cannot seem to stay upright. 2. Someone is in the house and either you run upstairs (WTF???) or for some reason, are unable to unlock a single deadbolt or even manipulate the door knob. 3. After you have sex, you are sure to be killed. 4. No matter the size of the assailant, no one seems to be able to overpower them. Even 6' 240 lb. men. 5. If you manage to escape in a vehicle (prior to driving you will struggle with unlocking the door and inserting the key into the ignition), somehow the guy is still only a few feet behind you when you are sure to run out of gas.

When someone says I'll be right back, we know he/she just won't:) they'll 100% be killed someway

A girl, too afraid but still have courage to walk alone in the dark, and then screaming too. If there's no woman, there's no horror movie.

AHHHHH! what was that? I don't know lets go see... there dead.... :3

lots of blood, gore, and large, strange-looking creatures...

- that you cant open the door knob even if you could. - that you cant find the car key - that your car couldnt start when igniting. - that you still kiss your loved ones with your back facing the supposed to be dead killer. - that you make a phone call with your back facing the killer. - that you know the risk but you still walk in the dark in the forest ,the ally,the messy corridors, the abandoned sewage tunnel, the caves. - that you tend to walk away from your group when there is known danger. _ that you wasted your bullets knowing that you only have a few in the chamber. - that you left your garrage opened and the back door unlocked when you are already in danger. - that you still put your hand into the hole when you know something is in it. - that you still put your head out the windows when there is danger. - that you do not tell your loved ones the real truth about the danger. Mostly half truth. - that you keep nagging to leave a safe spot even when told there is danger out there. - that you still wasted time packing your things when you know danger is close by. - that you sleep and travel alone even when told there is danger.

The most predictable scenarios r that the best friend or the guy that is perceived to be the good guy the entire film turns out to be the bad guy or the villian.

The girls find out the can't run two feet without doing faceplants while screaming their lungs out and the hero males get hacked to pieces but somehow survive.

Car not starting and tripping, that seems to be in all of them.

any zomby movie and when blood dreembs on top of somebody head thay arways look up instead of runinaway

A loud Scream AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Whoever is having sex will be killed, there's always a stupid half naked girl running and tripping, everybody turns around to see if they are still coming, people never make sure the killer's dead...just steps over him so he can grab your ankle and why do they always insist on going off somewhere on their own?

They are always in a dead zone for cell phones.

running, screaming, tripping, big boobs, masked murderer. that's all it is. or in the older ones if your having sex, about to have sex, giving that look that says 'hey lets have sex' your dead.

"The happy fat one always get's it first." John Pinette.

when someone say that "come on blah..blah.. is not funny" it mean his/her life no longer than 5 minutes

The virgin is the only one that lives.

Young girl alone in the house in her underwear, hears a weird noise from the basement, goes down to investigate. Upon hearing a scary noise from the graveyard whilst passing late at night, someone enters to see what strange creature made the noise, instead of running the other way.

A haunted or abandon house. The woods The schools And lately since horror movies are about ghosts in their own houses or in the house of the ghost. So the principal character can go there and find the truth...(The grudge and shutter)

The black guy will be killed first.

The false scare...before the real one...there's a noise, and it's the cat, or grandpa, and then exactly five seconds later, the real beast appears. What would be unpredictable - I'd really like to see the alien/monster/creature in the first minute...

Going down into the cellar (where's there a draught) with a candle; trying the light switch - which doesn't work - but still going into the room; ignoring the creepy background music!

Either falling down when running or never turning on the lights in a dark room or house!

What's that noise in the basement, better go down and check it out!" Oh darn the light bulb blew!

That the one token brotha will NEVER live!

the lady ALWAYS trips and falls. :)

PEOPLE SCREWING IN THE WOODS AT CAMP

When the "Bad Guy" gets shot or stabbed, etc. and is believed to be dead and is most certainly not dead!

All the bad guys of the movie get killed in a way but just when you get cosy he is alive again.AHHHH,the boogie man!!!

Usually something looks weird or they hear something...and they go to investigate!!! Turn around and haul ass! Get the heck out! Ah, also...the black guy usually is offed first!

The bus breaks down. The group leader goes off to get help, leaving everyone in the care of the one who's most likely to get everyone killed. After the leader is found dead or is watched as he's killed, the group members are picked off one at a time. Usually, the second or third victim is a girl who - for whatever reason - ends up in her underwear as she's chased by the killer.

The killer apears to be dead, but never is! they can surviv guns, car, hammers etc!

The fool who is home alone always runs upstairs. Go outside you fools! And take the baseball bat x

One of the most used scenerios seems to be: Big breasted bimbo in high heels, for some bizarre reason, decides to go into the woods alone, or decides the BEST way to escape from a killer is to run, as noisily as possible through the woods in pitch darkness where she will always trip or fall and instead of getting up, will cry and whimper, while the killer chops her into bits.

Random sex scene, girl screaming and running through the woods, bad dialogue, lack of plot.

White girl, stupid girl, black guy, survivor, crazy girl that gets away and gets institutionalized.

The friends of the hero of the story all die and he/she are all that remains. Always eh

Teen sex=death

rubber snake

run,i'll walk

Someone leaves the pack.

usually after the girls boyfriend/friends gets killed she just sits there and cries instead of getting pissed off and going nuts on the killer before he kills her , if someone killed my man or my friends I would have to go down with a good fight

the character (victim) hears a strange (yet TOTALLY obviously dangerous) sound and goes looking for where it came from.. they reach some sort of door. take a few seconds before opening it (suspenseful music) and somehow there is some killer/monster/whatever behind the door and attacks them! we never saw that coming lol

The "victim-girl" and a bathroom closet with a mirror

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the 'barbie' doesnt turn around, is always screaming and is then killed!!!!!!!

When the artist turn back and suddenly someone is standing behind his back...

dumb braud runing as fast as she can..killer walking behind super slow and somehow still manages to catch up to her and kill her lol

teenagers get lost... decide to take shelter in someplace thats a breeding ground for psychos. "We'll be safe in this dark, creepy barn!"

the person always trips up when running away

when they call out like an idiot "Sam, is that you?" and go to the source