We have the evidence. We know you did it. Now why don't you just tell us where you hid it?

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• You know. Someone hi-jacked an 18-wheeler full of used condoms.

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  by Possum on November 22nd, 2009

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• We have the evidence that you did it. But we want it back.

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  by Possum on May 4th, 2008

• I plead the fifth! To bad, so sad.

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  by Sweet T on May 4th, 2008

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• Hey, we've got you dead to rights. It'll just go better if you help us find the truck fore the 40,000 pounds of used condoms you hijacked start to stink. What were you going to do with them anyway?

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  by Possum on November 22nd, 2009

• BAD COP!! No Donut!

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  by Moongrim on November 22nd, 2009

• OK-well just put them in your garage. Put up a big sign that says "estate sale" with you neighbors' phone numbers on it.

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  by Possum on November 22nd, 2009

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• then either the divers will find it or we'll catch it in the nets. want to come along and see what we find?

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  by Possum on May 6th, 2008

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• Excellent.
  
  
  
  
  So the salsa you've been buying each week for the last two month was to help make it more palitable-and the holes you dug in your yard weren't to plant trees, as you said, but rather to work up an appetite?
  
  
  
  
  
  Also an Alfred Hitchcock short where the detective ate the evidence (passed off as lamb) while saying "The evidence could be right here under our nose."

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  by Possum on May 4th, 2008

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• Would you like to with us and see how the dogs do their job?

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  by Possum on May 4th, 2008

• you have to know where the woods are' an theres 500,000 acres' mostly under water' hahaha' find it !

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  by sloppywet on May 4th, 2008

• Then we'll have to bring in the seals. Not Navy SEALS-the search and rescue seals. Arf, Arf. Would you like a smelt?

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  by Possum on May 4th, 2008

• theres people buried everywhere that have never been found' 'you think im stupid enough to leave traces if i was to do something like this ! hahaha'

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  by sloppywet on May 5th, 2008

• We have witnesses. We were just trying to give you a chance to make it easy on yourself. If you don't want those smelt do you mind if I have a couple.

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  by Possum on May 5th, 2008

• sure ! go ahead.

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  by sloppywet on May 5th, 2008

• Gotta leave some for the seals.
  Well, if you don't want to cooperate we'll just see how well you do in the hole-you'll be sharing a cell with Big Leroy. He already knows what you said about him and that you like men.

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  by Possum on May 5th, 2008

• he'll be the first to die' he can take my ass 'but i'll take his life ! if i ever go to prison i will be respected .

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  by sloppywet on May 5th, 2008

• just don't tell him you want to be the wife.

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  by Possum on May 5th, 2008

• like i said if anyone fucks with me' they will die a slow death,

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  by sloppywet on May 5th, 2008

• we'll see, you haven't met leroy.

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  by Possum on May 5th, 2008

• send him on ! ever seen a 44 magnum blow a head off'

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  by sloppywet on May 5th, 2008

• way too much gun.
  and besides, big man, you don't get to have your pistola inside.

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  by Possum on May 5th, 2008

• who says im going'

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  by sloppywet on May 6th, 2008

• changing the subject almost entirely-have you seen the new .327 magnum?

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  by Possum on May 6th, 2008

• no'

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  by sloppywet on May 6th, 2008

• you might check it out. very interesting ballistics. right now only ruger makes a revolver especially chambered for it but if i remember right it will chamber in a .357 or a .36 spc.-with ballistics approximating the .357

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  by Possum on May 6th, 2008

• still not as mean as a 44 magnum' 180 grain hollow point .

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  by sloppywet on May 6th, 2008

• of course not-but as I said earlier-way too much gun. unless you're shooting a Grizzley Bear at 200 yards.
  Hard to control, overpentration, limited second shot capacity. Not a personal defense weapon. Might as well use a grenade.

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  by Possum on May 6th, 2008

• yes true' but most people just freak at the site if it ' its the bull, ten an one half inch barrel' stainless'

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  by sloppywet on May 6th, 2008

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• Don't be so sure.
  "Furrowing brows and licking lips"
  We have ways of insuring your cooperation.
  "Maniacal laughter"

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  by Possum on May 4th, 2008

• Okay but promise not to tickle - I hate being tickled!

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  by Empress of Everything Ever on May 5th, 2008

• I'll try to help you but I can't promise that I can protect you from them. But I did see them bringing in the feathers this morning-peacock, duck, blue jay-it was pretty aweful.

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  by Possum on May 5th, 2008

• *coming close to Possum's ear and whispering* don't worry I really like being tickled and this is just an opportunity to get some serious tickling in.....but thanks for trying to protect me...don't tell them but I also hate having my feet massaged too! *giggle*

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  by Empress of Everything Ever on May 5th, 2008

• "put this woman on champaign and caviar-we'll break her yet!"
  "and send her to the Four Seasons Maui until she talks"

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  by Possum on May 5th, 2008

• "oh no...please I beg you more more...oops I mean no more no more...."

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  by Empress of Everything Ever on May 5th, 2008

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• Your lawyer is a ticket fixer. You work as a bar-back. You don't know the law-you don't know who won the Kentucky Derby. You're way out of your league.
  But why don't you come along and watch us and the dogs do our work.
  I'm on your side. I understand why you had to do what you did. But that skinking DA's after you. I'm your friend, don't forget that.
  Any cooperation will only reflect well on you.

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  by Possum on May 6th, 2008

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• does that mean i can lick you?
  just what we wanted to know-they'll be traces of it in the latent acid stains in to toilet!

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  by Possum on May 7th, 2008

• I walked right into that one....sigh.....
  lick away possum lick away....;D

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  by lightupthedark is back among the living on May 7th, 2008

• wait a minute please-i want to sand my tongue

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  by Possum on May 7th, 2008

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