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by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on May 3rd, 2008
I will pass on this. I enjoy being fat.
by Shir on May 3rd, 2008
I'm down for providing a healthy alternative.
by gtravels loves her life penguin on May 3rd, 2008
I'd say easy come, easy go for that one;)
by Mushen on May 3rd, 2008
Excellent news - a reason not to swallow!
by VOD on May 3rd, 2008
makes the concept of a lunch break much more interesting.
by gone on May 3rd, 2008
damn now i have to include that in my calorie count too :( jeeze thats a lotta calories for nothing
by Occams Electric Razor on May 3rd, 2008
hah and it's easier to whip up than a smoothie
by Vampyre Bat on May 3rd, 2008
I can see someone figuring out how to make "Diet Semen" Or "McSemen" or "BK Semen"
by Veritas cant turn down a woman in red on May 3rd, 2008
Hmmm... well restaurants can make alot on this one; I'm sure their suppliers won't be complaining about an increase in demand :p
by Zack on May 3rd, 2008
Hey! Is that male or female ***?
by GLUT on April 3rd, 2009
Hmmm. do you know of any bars that I can go to?
by Squirrel Face on May 5th, 2008
Well that sure as hell would be more beneficial to me then Atkins.
by Anonymous on May 5th, 2008
no wonder most hookers are skinny drugs and semon lol
by Phil wonders where everyone is??? on May 5th, 2008
several years back my wife was cleaning the last drops and popped her head up said it should be a "food Group", now I can tell her that explanes why she had more energy after sex and no food!
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on May 4th, 2008
Is there a menu and do they deliver? lol ;P
by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on May 3rd, 2008
You can drink all the semen you want, I think it's nasty.
by GLUT on April 3rd, 2009
If there is five calories in a teaspoon of semen
that will not stop me from giving bj's to men who are
bisexual,and I also don't see a new diet craze coming
so give me a glass of semen of a bisexual man
on the rocks please.
How do you describe a man's looks and sounds in the seconds before he reaches orgasm? Shat does he do? Do you like those moments?
by GibsonGuy on August 14th, 2011
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Visual: I am masturbating who else its?
by yodaghost95 on September 9th, 2011
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I really want to c2c wth younger ppl on skype. My name is joe.gentile5. Add me. Is it normal to wanna cum so much?
by JG1972 on September 7th, 2011
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Visual: What is your favorite thing to use to masturbate or your favorite way to masturbate? Need new ideas. Men and Women answer.
by yodaghost95 on September 10th, 2011
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if i had to blow my load on a girl where would she like it the best? (greg knows)
by kirbdogg69ner on August 4th, 2011
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uh-did you do that just for this question?
by VOD on May 3rd, 2008
no, we don't use condoms, hubby was snipped.
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on May 3rd, 2008
so where does one find such a photo? its a little... or a LOT off putting.such volume
by VOD on May 3rd, 2008
Woooow...that's one healthy load of man-batter.
by Shir on May 3rd, 2008
lol. I prefer the term penis pudding but to each his own.
by ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness on May 3rd, 2008
i used "google" put in word semen and clicked on "images". i have heard the words "man yogurt" and "baby batter".
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on May 3rd, 2008
My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard...my milkshake is better then yours...my milkshake..is better then yours........my milkshake...
by ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness on May 3rd, 2008
Love the pic! Very nasty!
by Wickels on May 3rd, 2008
I thought it was a Chinese dish called Cream of Sum-yung Guy.
Or Baby-batter or Man-chowder.
And that ain't all that much volume-wise.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 4th, 2008
I think is my lost shipment! I was expecting this some time ago... dammit. no wonder I've put in weight. :P
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on May 4th, 2008