ANSWERS: 15
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Roll up your sleeve and ask her if that mark looks like ringworm.
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Take them somewhere and ditch them.
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Tell him you are sorry you were late but your crabs were ACTING up again
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Tell me your a vegetarian. Thats a deal breaker for me!
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By driving too fast for her to follow?
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Take a phone call, (real or fake), and tell them you have to take care of business. But if you're really not interested in a person, I think honesty is the best policy: "Listen, I'm intolerant and we're not a match, bye."
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Start talking about your psoriasis of the feet. Over dinner. This happened to a friend of mine. She tried to divert the conversation, but the guy wouldn't budge... so she suggested they take a barefoot walk on the beach, threw down her napkin and left.
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By showing my face?
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look at your watch and explain that your parole oficer will bust you if you break your curfew again, and hey your sentence was so unfair, she was asking for it anyway, it is so unfair it is always the guy's fault.
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Two words: gun and sewer ;-)
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1. Walk out door 2. Get in cab 3. Tell cabbie to step on it 4. Get out of cab 4 blocks from home 5. Be sneaky getting back into home
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Picking her up, with you in a skin tight silk shirt tucked in your speedos...............
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I say hello.
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smear crap on yourself.
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Taking a cell phone call or reading a text message. When you are on a date with me I am the important person at the time. You are getting to know me, if you accept a text or a call it shows disrespect or at best disinterest.
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