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I didn't do it
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I don't really know,but I know I would ask him a lot of questions.
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Dude! I so thought you were a myth, will you tell the easter bunny and santa I am sorry too?!
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If I met Jesus? I would thank Him for the grace to live daily, and I would ask Him why so many people who profess belief in Him care so little about learning about Him. Then I would try to shut up and listen, which is probably what I should have done in the first place.
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Where've you been all this time?
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why do you make one person richer than another. Everyone was supposed to be created equal.
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"hey..there were some folks here asking if I found you..I told them if I saw you I would give ya the message" :)
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Between my sobs of joy, I would tell him how much I love and adore him and how thankful I am that he paid my sin debt on cavalries cross, even though I did not deserve it. I would tell him that I knew he was real even though people mocked me and my faith in him. I would tell him though I was unable to see him I knew he was real by the presence of his Holy Spirit dwelling with in my heart after I received him as my personal Saviour. I would say to him how terrible I grieve for all those that heard his plea for them to accept him as their personal Saviour, but refused.
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I would personally thank him for laying down his life as a ransom sacrifice and being faithful to his Father.
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Will you please tell these people what really happened and what you really believe, they are very confused and misguided.
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I would want to tell him so many things, but I would be wise to let him tell me things instead. So I would just say "I will follow you"
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I'd thank him for my boyfriend. Id thank him for the love he's given me, and i'd thank himf or watching over my boyfriend and his family. Id thank him for guiding me throughout all the troubles in my life. Id thank him for giving me the most sacred and blessed thing on earth, True Love.
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I would ask for forgiveness....
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How grateful I am.
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I would ask him if he would like a virgin sacrifice, but I would offer him one no matter what he says, because I know he likes to try and be modest.
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Nothing, though I would bow immediately.
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Id be speechless for a moment. I'd say thank you and then ask where all my dead family were. I know he'd tell me!
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I 'd thank him for what he has done and continues to do in behalf of his Father. I'd also tell him (if he I could, after all he is busy) about something I'vebeen trying to deal with and see if he (or his Father)could tell me where it would lead in my future.
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"Please protect me from some of those who call themselves your followers!"
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I'd also tell him where he would want me to go so I can be of greater service to him and his Father.
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I would request an autobiography so I could get the unabridged story.
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Thanks for your sacrific ...I love you and can I ask YOU a question....?? Can I see my mom now?
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Thank you for dying on that cross for me and giving me salvation! I love you so much! :)
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Hello
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"Hey Big J! How 'bout them Knicks?"
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You have a lot of explaining to do.
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Thank you.....See each time I cross paths with somebody who has a Heart for others. Those who cares about other people in a Christ like manner. I will most likely Thank them for it. And when I do, I am also thanking He who is within them. So in a way I can say I meet JESUS every day. Like it says in the Bible. Quote: He who is with in you. Is Greater than he who is in the world. Unquote.......M.C.S.
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Your comment, instead, makes perfect sense to me, except that you may find hilarious things in any writing. If you can read words carefully, I spelled the word "might." The following sentence begins with the conditional "if." So much for the state of the art in historical research on the issue. I may lack the sense of humor that produces you hilarity but, I am sorry to say, yes I was being a little ironical. When confronting silly questions that is the answer you might expect. We are even.
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Thank you. Anything else seems so trivial.
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Damnit, i'm dead. now can you tell me the meaning of life, and it better not REALLY be 42. (if it is, what's the right question?)
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"...yep. You do actually look a bit like me!"
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With a hopeful tear in my eye I would ask him if he knows me.
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To forgive you for your ignorance....
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"Sweet T made me do it."
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Nice to meet you. I'm actually on my way to Hell...any advice?
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Que pasa? You going to be home later? (I know a guy named Jesus...)
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Thank you!!
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Don't trust that Judas feller. He's dodgy...
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I'd say, Ahhh Jeeze man we screwed up. I mean not only did we not turn the other cheek, we done killed folks acause us and them wouldn't follow your advice, seems like some folks just stayed up late tat night just lookin for a third cheek to smite. I am REAL sorry about how some folks killed other folks, in the most painful ways they could think of just acause they didn't agree with their interpretation of the things you said, And each side sez they are the only ones who really know what you taught. I'm sorry, Rabbi, we are human, we will twist any teaching to meet our own desires. I'm really sorry about all those folks that got killed in your name. I am especially sorry that it took such a long time to die, that had to hurt a lot. I am especially sorry that your sacrifice didn't really change anything.
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Are you gay
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Nothing, just hang around and listen. I think that's kinda what his dad wanted us to do the first time.
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So, what's the deal with the Duck Billed Platapus? Like how the hell did that happen? Can I have one as a pet? or Jesus Christ, now you show up.
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id say hi
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I am so sorry for my past sins and I will follow all of your teachings.
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I am fucked because I discounted your reality. My bad.
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"I'd like you to clarify a few things for me, please"
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Thank you, Lord. (not IF, when)
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Tell Him? I dont think I could speak. I dont think I would even be able to look at Him. Id be on my knees.
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I would say "Hey Jesus" and he wouldn't turn around. (nobody called him that, its Greek) I might say "Hey Joshua/Jeshua". He would probably recognize that name. Then we would go have a beer and discuss life the universe and everything.
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Where the hell are you when we need you most-didn't need ya back in Biblical times-couldn't destroy all life and the planet-but when we REALLY need ya-people giving tons of $ to televangelists to be saved-please come-we-the real people-need you! We don't want to die or be enslaved-by global corarations why not now????? We have a president who says he has no problem with nucular(sp lol) attacks on terrorists-PLEASE_what else -our planet in dying-our short-tern fuel is becoming scarce-it is getting ugly-so WHHHY dom't you come now??? Also-could you please let your sheep know that the bible is metaphorical as YOU intended-not The exact word of you-People are taking EVERTHING you have said and twisting it for their own benefit--worse than the money-changers-believe me. Please come Jesus, Many of us believe nd NOW is the time to Truly help your people-Please we beg of you-save us when we really need it ---NOW! I love you, Jesus my Brother-you are within me and all humans-Namaste!
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lets go!
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Not much probably. Ask him how he's doing I suppose, then go about my life.
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id ask him where the hells hes been and whats my purpose hopefully something important and righteous
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"Morning Jesus - how's it hangin'? Oh. Yeah. Sorry 'bout that...."
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"Dude, get dressed!"
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I would tell him that I don't even believe in Jebus.
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Thank You
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Thanks for salvation and healing me and giving me a purpose in life to help others who are down trodden. Thanks for the gifts he gave me. For peace and courage to go out and do things I never did before.
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ive heard alot about you...its nice to meet you.
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to give me back my father
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I would simply ask him why....
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My favorite fictional character is Don Quixote de Lamancha. Do you guys know each other? Could you, like, introduce us?
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Thanks
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Two Tamales,Two Burritos,and a Tecate please.
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How's Mary Magdalene and the kids?
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What ,you have no concept of time we've been waiting?
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I talk to Him everyday!
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I'd thank him for dying for my sins, and tell him how much I love him
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There was an easier way! Then I would ask him could Mohammed move a mountain or was that all PR?
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Hola. Como esta? Cuánto costó para que usted siegue mi césped?
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Thank You!
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Are you REALLY my homeboy?
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Thankyou for dying for me. I love you so much!!
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I would be speechless. I would love to tell him thank you and how appreciative I am of him and how excited I am to see him kick Satin in the Rear for the last time at the end of time. Shoot I'd probably help him.
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If I met Jesus, I'd be more inclined to listen.
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I would tell him: I knew you were black.
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Do you have any idea how much misery you're going to cause? But of course he did; like father like son.
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id just punch him in the face. he would still forgive and love me right?
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Jesus Shaves!!!!!!!!!
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Avoid giving interviews to the news media. Then again...he probably knows this already.
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As an atheist, when I die, if I suddenly discovered myself at the foot of a golden throne, I think the first thing I would say would be: "Oh, shit!"
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I am the devil and I am here for your soul. That is what the Devil does for a living. Fun isn't it?
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I doubt if I would be able to speak due to the shock that I actually qualified for Heaven.
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Thank you!
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I might just stand there and look at him.
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Since today is Saturday, I would greet him with "Shabbat Shalom..."
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Thank you. I love you.
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Are u Gay
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When I meet him face to face I will thank him for giving me a new life with him forever and thank him for dieing for me.
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thank you.
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Why so cold?
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I would tell him to sit down, i wanna play him in chess. Afterwords we can talk about philosophy, meaning of life and such. Im pretty content with my life, i dont know if i really need to talk to him that much. Maybe at a later stage.
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I love you and thank you.
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Sorry Sir, I tried to tell them that although they were calling themselves Christians, after your title, they were actually following Paul's teachings, not yours. They don't look into my claim with an open mind they just DR me everytime I tell them that.
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First of all, I'd thank Him so much for Jis sacrifice that saved us and gave us heaven. Then, I'd tell Him that I really miss my Daddy and that I'd love to know he's okay up in Heaven. I'd tell him that I miss others, too. I'd thank Him again for what He did, and I'd thank Him for talking to me and comforting me.
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I'm sorry, and thank you for loving me in spite of how worthless I really am.
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"So Jesus did you get him out of the way?" "Yes" "Excellent! Come Satan, Jesus has distracted God! Heaven is ours!"
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Thank you for dying for our sins I feel eternally ungrateful
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I love you! Because that is all He ever really wants is our love.
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I wouldn't tell him anything. But I would ask a whole bunch of questions.
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