ANSWERS: 43
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2 : one for the inside and one for the outside
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13 because ice cream doesn't have bones
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Are you NUTS?! You can't use pancakes to fix a doghouse! It'll burst into flames, the dog'll run out on fire into the neighbors garage igniting the leaking gas can on the floor, which will then explode, rocketing through the garage ceiling into their kithcen, knocking the handle that's protruding from the stove of a pot of boiling water, spilling the water into the circuitry of the stove causing a circuit overload, which will in turn cause the stuck circuit breaker in the basement to begin melting, fusing the main breaker, overloading the transformer on the pole outside, causing IT to explode, shooting skyward, glancing of the wing of a Cesna overhead, sending IT spiraling into a nearby lake, entangling itself in a waterskiers tow line, causing him to whip around narrowly missing the boat, only to smack a giant snapping turtle just hard enough to send IT reeling toward the nearby road landing right in front of the next canoe, knocking off IT's wheel, and starting this whole ridiculous mess all over again, except it won't start again, because the resident boy genius down the road saw the whole thing and isn't about to let this go on forever, so he'll flip the switch on his latest science project sending a huge ripple through the fabric of the space-time continuum, tilting the Earth's axis ever so slightly, causing another ripple, this time in the Earths magnetic field, resulting in sudden howling winds blowing out all the fires, and when all the stinking smoke clears and the thick dust settles, all your left with is a smoldering doghouse that still has a hole in it , a hot dog, and some unknown number of burnt pancakes, and I don't know how many burnt pancakes because I didn't bother to figure it out, cause you can't fly a rubber duck over the north pole in the summer if the tiger's spots are moving over Paris. And if anyone is even THINKING of challenging the scientific soundness of anything I've written here, may the fleas of a thousand klingon warriors hop up your nose! What was the question?
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Math equation time! Yay! Who loves math [inaccurate] equations?! C: Canoe W: Wheel x: Number of pancakes H: Hole in Doghouse. So... C-W*x=H.... But we all know algebra is easier with just the one variable. So.... 1-1x=1 Okay subtract the one from both sides -1x=0 Divide by negative X. -X= -1/0 But we can't have a negative X!!!! I guess we have to: Multiply by Reciprocal (?) X=1/0 BUT WAIT! You can't have fractions with zero as a denominator. It is not a "legal fraction".... It's just undefined.... Greattt.... now I'll never fix the hole in that doghouse.... I'm driving my kayak next time.
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324, assuming you make your pancakes the same size I do.
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Umm duh! It's a question of weight ratios. A 30 gallon doghouse can not hold 324 pancakes. At most it could withstand 218. AT MOST. Ugh, some people.
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It's all a matter of flapping your globulous. As long as you're dactifying at a rate of over 45 chickens per turkey, you're in the clear. But, as I understand, Professor VanHamslicedtomatoes has shown this to be false. The only real rectification for this is to demonstrate that the rate of ice cream is null for all values less than waffles (provided that the pancakes you speak of are made from ski slope oil). Thus, you will see that no bones is equivalent to the sum of all doghouses.
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i must be really stupid this does not make sence to me.
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The same number as when skiing up an alp on a barrel of beer!
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About the same number as the sheep that jumps over the moon.
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About 3/4 of a cup I'd say.
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its only thats 1 pancake and its called ihop
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11
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Purple because ice cream has no bones.
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Yes, the rocks would turn yellow (like that wasn't obvious)!
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Depends on the color of the dog.
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If you have syrup on your ski's you dog will lick his butt.
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... about four bucks, same as the grasshopper with a wooden leg that kicked all of the warts off of a pickle.
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I wouldn't do that. I'd weld on some pantyhose and watch some TV. You might get some music for your left tripod.
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LOL Good question! :o)
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it depends if it's automatic or manual transmission. because then you have to consult the siamese cat about whether you need and ice cream scoop or a garden hose. if you use maple syrup, your ice scraper will explode.
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Orange.
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Don't use pancakes !! Use popppadoms , you won't need as many and will work out cheaper . This is assuming you havn't got an Indian dog as he'll eat them as soon as he gets a whiff of them. I hope this has helped.
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Whole wheat= 14 pancakes. Buttermilk= 12 pancakes. White Flour= 16 pancakes. Information sourced 2008. Pancake Emporium Industries, LTD.
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Is this where I am supposed to tell you to do your own homework? ;)
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I figure it to be about 216, but that dog house would fit a rather large St. Bernard. I also used buttermilk pancakes in the equation.
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Depends on the size of the dog.
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A lot more if the dog is hanging around while you do the shingling.
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Well - - - If you don't know - I'm not going to tell you.
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32!
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What kind of pancakes?
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Hey! You stole my question! Look at questions I've asked here on AB. I've been asking it to drunk people for years...And the proper way to say it is..."If you were riding down the road in your canoe and your back wheel fell off, how many pancakes would shit on a doghouse?" The answer is none because fish don't have fur...and that is because bricks don't lay eggs in a snowstorm...and that is because of blue jeans.
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How come everyone tries to steal my question? i asked this already on AB and I have been asking this of drunk people for years! wtf?
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LMFAO!!!!! Still laughing... But the answer is Violet.
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Dont know but that stuff you smoke rules!
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six if you slice 'em right.
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Just two ... one to cover the outside and one to cover the inside .... use Gorilla Glue to hold them in place.
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If I had a nickel for every time I've asked myself this. Like I always say...there's no place like home Dorothy.
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Thursday at 9:00 p.m. sharp.
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Bluish green.
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The dharma initiative.
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A bottle of coke and a woolly jumper
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The correct answer is: C.Absolutely.Because bananas are this color.Therefore it is a Fig Newton of your imagination.
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