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by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on April 28th, 2008
Remind him how many starving people are out there that have nothing to eat and would love to... good place to stop
by Freddy Says remove all moderation points on April 28th, 2008
Lemon goes well with fish. Or tartare sauce. Or you could use ketchup
by Jane on April 28th, 2008
it's not you it's him...
by Major Look at yerself on April 28th, 2008
Try a beer douche...just kidding.
by sophiesmom on April 28th, 2008
i think you may have convinced me that i am way too old for answerbag. first of all, your profile states you are female. your questions seem confused about " who is on first(geezer humor)". secondly, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO SAY, IN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION? it is coarse, and in appropriate. if you ever hope to have a healthy relationship...do NOT accept the internet morals as normal. everything is not okay. there are boundaries in the world for a reason, and a woman-a grown up, living with her man woman-would discuss this with her man. not broadcast it for the masses. try cutting him off sex when he is drunk. he is too young. you are too young. i am a geezer.
by DeeBabii on April 28th, 2008
an apple a day doesnt just keep the doctor away. o yea and try drinking more fruit-based drinks.
by anony1114 on April 28th, 2008
if you give him oral, then i think it is freaking fair for him to get over it. i won't lie. i think penis's are disgusting. b/c when guys piss, they dont always shake all the pee off. tell him to get over it.
sorry if that offends or sounds mean. it makes me mad.
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on April 26th, 2008
I always enjoyed eating out due to honey.
Let him put honey down there and vice versa.
You're welcome and bon apetit.
Glad to help my people out here.
by Jen-Jen on April 26th, 2008
Eat fruit the day before... I know it may sound funny, but it can ,and does change the taste.
by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on April 26th, 2008
You sure he isn't just lazy?
by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on May 18th, 2008
My husband tells me I taste sweet. I do eat a whole lot of fruit every day! I didn't know that's what did it :))))
by ...... on April 28th, 2008
Allow him to use a fresh peach rubbing the juices over your vagina. It is an easy fix that many enjoy.
by Jessie Owenby on April 26th, 2008
well, they have flavored lubricant. You can do alot of cool stuff with candy also, Just use your imagination.
by eric on April 28th, 2008
He needs to man-up!
by tamarakh is ready for a vacation on April 28th, 2008
One thing I've heard (though I haven't tried it myself) is that drinking pineapple juice can make us sweeter in that region.
If that doesn't work, bust out the flavored lube or honey or chocolate sauce!
Pure Romance sells an AMAZING lube/massage lotion that is actually really tasty, it's called Whipped and they have several flavors...I have strawberry cheesecake ;) It's a little on the pricey side but WELL worth it. Here: http://pureromance.com/EC_ProductView.aspx?categoryID=5&pid=819
Good luck sweetie!
PS-Be sure to tell him if he won't give YOU oral that he'd damn well better not be expecting to receive it from you!!
by TWA on April 28th, 2008
I know citrus fruits work for men, and apparently they have a similar effect on women.
by Kitty Kat on August 27th, 2008
Eatting fruit like oranges or pineapples work real well. But it really might be that he is lazy or even that he is more worried about getting his than he is about making sure you are satisfied.
by Chris the other white meat on August 14th, 2008
I'll be totally truthful about my experiences. When it comes to hygeine women really from what I have seen. If you just got out of the gym and you take a shower and only use body wash your butt is going to smell just as bad 1 hour from then as if you just stepped out of the gym. Ladies need to start using anti bacterial soap down there. Body wash just does not cut it. As far as taste is concerned you should probably eat more fruit. You don't have to go crazy just eat more and lay off the red meat for a while. chicken will help. This is the same of guys cum. Also shaving and trimming in that area helps too. If you are already using anti bacterial soap good for you. If you eat enough fruit and are trimmed or bald well then maybe the guy just doesn't like it period. Also for some races its a masculine thing.
by unaware657 on May 17th, 2008
try shaving or at least trimming things up. It is the warmest area and any smell you body emits will get stronger in the heat. Less hair helps keep them temps down, gives moisture less area to cling to, and makes a quick rinse easier. It is also, eliminates the whole pube in the mouth problem.
Ive heard that thongs, soaps and laundry detergents can cause an increase in secretions, which is the cause of any thing funky.
also, make a gyno visit to be on the safe side. If you have all of the good bacteria, and don't have any of the bad, the flavor should be very mild.
by Doug on May 15th, 2008
Why not take a nice,sweet red-wine and pour it over you honey-box just before you make love Wow! Now he'll just love the way that you taste.
by Anonymous on April 28th, 2008
Along with fruit I have heard yogurt, apparently it has something in it that breaks the smell "down there" down. I honestly though just think your man is lazy. My hubby would do this everyday if I would let him. There is not a lot of guys who detest this. I would also do the rule that, if you do it he has to do it. That usually works, due 69 though so he can't peter out(no pun intended) There are some good flavored lubes too, I wouldn't always use just regular house hold items though because they contain things that can give you some pretty nasty stuff down there. Lubes are safe obviously. Good luck and if he won't still I would tell him that you were going to go get it done somewhere else, that should make him think about your needs a little more;)
by Kw Hudd-Vets-superquack on April 28th, 2008
Strong foods, such as pizza and italian dishes will make your glands taste bad. Stick with softer foods, more fruit and fruit juices. DO NOT let him perform ANY kind of sex with you when he is drunk. Tell him you want to have sex with the human, not the beer bottle. Everyone has a different gland system, some are much stronger than others, you may have that problem. A person that is not much used to giving oral sex, it is distracting at first. But believe me, on average, a man will grow to crave the taste over time. For me, by now, it is the greatest taste I can think of!
by Rock Shiner on April 28th, 2008
If he's gotta be drinking them just soak it in some Crown, and Jack before hand!
by Squirrel Face on April 28th, 2008
You could get a new boyfriend? I'm just sayin. =P
by Sandman on June 5th, 2008
Well, Krystal, love,
You’ve had enough suggestions to last a few decades. You might want to try a few of them. You don't "just have to live with it". I can’t see how any man, if he IS a man, could not like the taste of fresh, clean pussy. I’ve had a few ladies, and for all of them, the taste was like ambrosia, the nectar of the gods. Still, I haven’t tasted you, so everything I say must be hypothetical. But I don’t think you can be the only woman who doesn’t taste like an angel.
If he dislikes the taste, the problem may be with him, and not with you at all. There are a host of possible psychological quirks that may be influencing his reaction. You might try a douche with rosewater, or fruit juice, or even KoolAid. And just by the way, do you really want to be making love with a drunk? Is he your husband? If not, maybe you should look for a real man.
The first woman I ever had taught me to eat pussy. I was hesitant at first, but the taste of her soon convinced me. I became a veteran cunt-lapper. After that, I didn’t hesitate, even when she was menstruating. I earned my red wings time and time again. I drank her juices like wine, but I didn’t swallow the blood during her period.
Later we played at different tastes: I would put half a Hershey bar inside her, and lick the melted chocolate as it oozed out. Peppermint drops worked well, too. Sometimes I would squirt champagne or Sparkling Asti in her and drink it out (fizzy Asti drove her wild). She became multi-orgasmic, which she had not been before. I would normally give her five or six orgasms before I entered her, and then she could have a dozen orgasms in a row, sometimes with only a two-second pause between. I felt like some kind of little god, able to give her the sublimest pleasure possible to a woman in this fallen world.
Don’t give up. Good luck, girl.
by Brina on May 30th, 2008
Try eating some pineapple. By the way, do you taste him when the time comes?
by kirababe on May 27th, 2008
Maybe you're not as clean as you think you are....lol :o
by Gladiator on May 18th, 2008
You might try putting some honey or jam in your pussy just before you're ready to have him eat it. That should do the trick.
by Mendtos on May 16th, 2008
Drink LOTS of pineapple juice. Best solution for 'taste' issues for both sexes in my opinion.
by Sandman on May 12th, 2008
Several of the above answers are right on. Eat fuit, use a flavoured lubricant, or honey, etc. Wash carefully immediately before sex. How about this? Douche with rosewater, apple juice, or water-and-lime-juice. My lady used to put half a Hershey bar inside her vagina, and I would slurp it out as it melted. Sometimes she would squirt herself full of Sparkling Asti for me to sip --- oh, so slowly. Better use a rubber sheet if you try either of these tricks.
In my experience, nothing in the world smells or tastes better than a fresh, clean pussy. If man were not meant to eat pussy, it wouldn't be shaped so much like a taco.
But don't count on me: I enjoy cunniligus while she's menstruating.
by jehan60188 on April 28th, 2008
Stop making physical pleasure such an important part of your life. If you really loved 'your' man, then you'd be ok with his choices.
by sleepdoc on September 30th, 2009
It is too bad they feel that way because a man connected to a woman like that can be the best part of sex!
by Steve3928 on September 27th, 2009
Finally I read the right answer. They make flavored lubricant or gels to use.
There is whip creme, place a cherry there, chocolate (yeah a little messy...but fun) use your imagination. Finally talk with him and tell him the way you like it see if he has any ideas. If he still refuses dump him and time for a new stud. Sherry
by Ms Pretty Eyes on July 31st, 2009
Real men eat pussy.
by pretty_bella on December 8th, 2008
He's lazy, and he should suck it up and want u to have pleasure always. Sorry, it makes me angry when guys wont go down but want us to go down on them. It's annoying. You should tell him, no sex or nothing until u learn to apreciate what u have :P
haha
by Funny Stuff on September 5th, 2008
He doesn't know what he's missing... to me, there is no sexier smell than a woman, especiall when she's horny! And the taste is great to me no matter what she eats. Unfortunately, some guys just don't get into it. But that's OK... it leaves more for us that do!
by anony1114 on June 4th, 2008
uggghhh .. i doubt fruit really has anything to do with it.
and shaving.. i know that wont get it.
...
it seems like.. with all guys.. im not saying ive been with a lot of guys, because i have only been with one, which is current.. :).. but anyway..
it seems as if whenever my guy wants his oral.. blah blah i would always do it. but now i have began to stop, because i notice that i never get oral.. and when i do ask.. its a big drag. and for all you haters that say "maybe you aren't as clean as you think you are" trust me im one of the cleanest people you would ever meet.
POINT IS. is that guys are self conceited and they always expect oral, when they don't want to give it in return, and when they do, we never get finished. i am personally getting sick of it.
but.. hey if the guy wants to be with you, he better start using his skills for oral.
by gentletouch on June 3rd, 2008
He has a problem.. eating a women is the BEST thing in the whole world. I could eat a woman, or women for ever. In fact my biggest fantasy is to spend a whole weekend (or week!) just eating one after another. No release, no nothing.. just hours and hours of eating. The biggest problem I find is most women cum to quickly and I want to eat them for longer.
by Sandman on June 1st, 2008
Kirababe,
It's gross only if you dislike it, and it certainly floated HER boat. Not only were her orgasms more intense during her period (from oral sex as well as genital sex), but it gave her, psychologically, an incredible high.
Right at first, I was hesitant, but she kept herself very, very clean, and I learned to enjoy it as much as I did when she wasn't bleeding. Of course, it's messy, but why should she be deprived of sex -- a woman's inalienable right -- just because she's bleeding?
AND it made the pains and cramps go away. It gave me a high too; I felt like some sort of god, able to take away her pain, and give her ultimae sublime pleasure.
by Choob on June 1st, 2008
Eat Sugar Puffs.
lol
Put chocolate or honey down there, see how he likes it then.
by e rod on May 29th, 2008
sorry girl, your man is gay , you need to send him packn. you look good and im sure you taste good too.
by altgirl84 on May 7th, 2008
Do you go down on him? If so, do you like the taste? If not, make him taste himself so he'll realize what a selfless act you're performing for him, and that you still go down on him even if you don't like the taste. I mean yeah you can maybe put some flavoured lube on yourself, but you shouldn't have to go without it if you're going down on him. Tit for tat. If he doesn't start licking soon, even after you've tried to make yourself taste better, I think you need to take drastic action and keep your 'head above his water' if you know what I mean ;) and stay up until he agrees to go down.
by Anonymous on May 7th, 2008
use some flavored stuff. like lick me liker. its good i guess. my man likes it.
by meowmeow on May 2nd, 2008
maybe hes gay get a new a man or get a good "girlfriend"
by joebud on May 1st, 2008
He's just selfish. I say drop him. If you keep yourself clean, there should be no problem. Lazy bastard....
Speaking for myself, I love burying my face in a nice twat.
Pussy is like smoking a cigarette. The taste gets stronger the closer you get to the butt... :)
by Occams Electric Razor on April 28th, 2008
I dont understand how a man could not like it and if you are clean there really shouldn't be a taste per se at least nothing strong enough to warrant a diversion to oral sex. I would say he probably just uses that for an excuse. I say cut him off from receiving oral for a few weeks and I bet things will change, his tastebuds will probably mature!
that or pour alcoghol down your pants since he only goes south when he's drunk
by Scarlet Night on October 26th, 2009
A REAL ANSWER lol
Try cleaning out COMPLETELY before hand. Simply because discharge taste AWFUL however when a women is aroused, the stuff your labias produce is kind of sweet and much more 'stomachable' ALSO drinking a lot of water and less meat helps for some.
by digitamerxero on September 12th, 2009
Find someone on the side that knows how to eat you right.
by heatfan78 on November 21st, 2008
come to my house and ill help you
by maestroanth on November 16th, 2008
swallow his...
Ladies could you pick out your partner if u were blindfolde and could only suck his cock till he came? no touching otherwise.
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You're reading My man hates giving me oral, and only does it wen he is drunk cos he hates the taste. how do i make it taste better? i keep up the good hygeine but it doesnt seem to be enough.
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That's great :)
by hazel1908 on April 28th, 2008
ha ha ha
by DeeBabii on April 28th, 2008
This one has ALWAYS got crafty answers!
by Kw Hudd-Vets-superquack on April 28th, 2008
Aw shucks :)
by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on April 30th, 2008
hey or how many starving people he just swollowed
by cosmo10 on July 17th, 2008