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I heard that one common method of testing the accused witches was to tie a sack full of stones to the witches ankles then chuck them in the lake. If they floated they were witches. If not... youre still screwed.
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Virtually none. At least no testing that would pass as a viable way to determine if someone was a witch. The witch hysteria came about at the surface level as a result of wild behavior from "bewitched" girls, but on a deeper level the Puritan community was undergoing a lot of turmoil at the time and felt that they had incurred God's wrath. The witchhunt was a way of scapegoating people who were supposedly a cause of this. A great way to ruin your enemy or get rid of the villag weirdo was to accuse them of being a witch. They would then be determined to be a witch through "witness testimony" and "evidence examination" and other proceedings worthy of the quotes of sarcasm. In reality there were no tests given, it was all based on heresay, just a manipulative match of pointing fingers that imprisoned or hung a lot of innocent people.
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Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us. Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches? Peasant 1: Burn them. Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches? Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us. Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches? Peasant 1: Burn them. Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches? Peasant 1: More witches. Peasant 2: Wood. Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn? Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood? Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her. Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone? Peasant 1: Oh yeah. Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water? Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond! Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water? Peasant 1: Bread. Peasant 2: Apples. Peasant 3: Very small rocks. Peasant 1: Cider. Peasant 2: Gravy. Peasant 3: Cherries. Peasant 1: Mud. Peasant 2: Churches. Peasant 3: Lead! Lead! King Arthur: A Duck. Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically... Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood. Sir Bedevere: And therefore... Peasant 2: ...A witch!
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in all reality the salem witch trials did use this duck test. Monty python took this information and used it for a cheap sham of a travesty of a hollywood hoax. 17 of the 22 accused between February 1692 and May 1693 were found guilty and therefore hung. The Idea was that if the accused weighed more than a duck she was made of wood, and would then float, making her a witch.
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