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If I had a blank map I'd give him a fairly accurate estimate, but I don't know how brilliant it would be
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I should hope so!!!
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Yeah, but I'd probably give him the wrong answer for the hell of it. Or maybe I'll just say "It's near Tanzania." and see how things play out from there.
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I'd simply direct him back to where he came from.
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Yes, I can. After I invite him in, I'd offer him a drink and put on A Flock of Seagulls music before the map is unfloded. Then, I'd ask the pressing question that every red blooded American is dying to ask the Commander-In-Chief -- What in the world were you thinking trading Sammy Sosa?????
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