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Bouncing in your dads balls?
dude, you come from grains and cow/horse/animal poo, because the grains and wheat are fertilised with poo). they use that poo to make vegetables and fruits, more grains, cows and milk that comes from cows)which your dad ate and therefore made him grow and become a man and the minerals diet and vitamins gave him the nessecary hormones to make his balls function and thus create a little "iceman" sperm and same but egg from the ovaries for a woman. so you were in the earth, and a cow's rectum.
Probably some where in your fathers testicles,what ashame he didnt masterbate one time too many, because if he did you probabbly wouldnt be here at this present time to ask these stupit questions!!
In that warm, wonderful place where most every man, and some women, try to return to when they reach adulthood.
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in your mother's womb. the most sacred place in life.
I reckon you were in your mother (or perhaps seahorse father's) womb. with tequila of course
In the peaceful land of "La-La"!
Jeremiah 1:5a "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee." We were in the plan of the Almighty God. In my finite way to explain, much like the builder has the idea of what a building he build in his mind first. Then he builds it, and with God, He created what He had/has in His mind.
Most simply, before all the obvious (sperm, egg, conception and in the womb of a woman). All mankind was planned or on the mind of God. We were created for His purpose and His glory, period.
He gave us the answers in His Word. There are a couple good places to go, gty.org is where you can find John MacArthur who gets very deep, ligonier.org has many good things to listen to, Dr. R.C. Sproul. He seems a little easier to understand, he simplifies it for the layman. :)
Before you were conceived you were nowhere man. Like the ping pong balls of chance coming ino your mama's womb in the biggest lottery of all. I hope you didn't land where the Power Ball winners usually do. In a trailer park. with a guy who wants to see how much booze and meth he can do before going to prison.
Do you ever let yourself become the excuse for someone else's distemper or do you bail immediately? If they follow you what do you do?
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