What's a good excuse to get out of going down on a fishy girl without telling her she's stinky?
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weedguy
ANSWERS: 14
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Suggest you both take a bath or shower, and give her a good scrub first! then go down all night long!
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Somethings wrong down there that no shower is gonna fix. She needs to see a gynecologist. If girlfriend isnt clean its because she doesnt know how to clean herself or is just too lazy. I have found honesty is best- it shows you care and want to express your love by orally exploring her inner most being. If she gets mad- there are millions of women arent "stinky".
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why are you hanging out with stinky women, she should clean up and or see a doc, if not, hit the road.
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Start hysterically crying. When she asks why, make up some story about how she reminds you of your ex.
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Tell her you're not comfortable with it, may be she'll figure it out.
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Ask her if she has any tartar sauce handy, then tell her that it wouldn't be any good without tartar sauce, or remoulade. Go out to get some. Stay out. Seriously, it means that either she got laid earlier or she has an STD like clap or some other PID. Don't stick your face into it and keep you pecker out of it, by whatever it takes.
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You could tell her you have a canker sore or something, and that it may not be safe because of that???
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Any particular reason why you are going out with a girl who is not clean. I would personally change my sex partner.
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You could always suggest that you both wash first. Tell her that you always like cleanliness. Then use a dental dam... that is good practice anyway. It is kind of like a condom for cunnilingus. I would be concerned about an illness, though. However, some women, and men, have stronger odour than others.
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wear a gas mask and tell her your kinky
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as you get a wiff of that fishy gash puke on it then she willhave to wash
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Tell her you want to shower together wash each other than you can go down with both of yall smelling clean
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It sounds like she has a bacterial infection. It's easily treated with antibiotics. It's caused by an overload of "bad" bacteria in the vagina. Women get them all the time.
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I love going down on girls so much that once I am going to get it I never try to get out of it. Haveing said that their have been girls that were stronger tasting and smealing then I prefer. I have done many things cope with them the three that work best are useing strawberry jam both on and in her vagina, make love frist so that her wetness dilutes its strengh,and going down on her in a pool are the ocean. hope that helps I cant get you out of it because I never have but that will help you deal with it and you may even injoy it.
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