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by Kattra on December 11th, 2009
Morph into a fish and live under water.
Is this really a question? sheesh.
by anonymous on August 18th, 2006
Slow down on the steroids
by polishdude20 on August 6th, 2006
wow you spontaniously cumbusted? well you shouldnt drink too much alchohol because if you drink too much then its not good and that is the cause of combusting
by WussiePussieHasLetHimselfOutOfTheBag on December 9th, 2006
Learn to hang up your long-distance calls to the sun soona! Believe me... I nearly got roasted last month......
by ChrisDG on December 9th, 2006
Simple. First thing you do every morning when you wake up is to have a quick bath in liquid nitrogen, which will cool you down for the rest of the day/month and stop you from spontaneously combusting.
by pnyknight on December 9th, 2006
as learnt from south park, release ur bowel from time to time to prevent excessive gases from building up inside yourself
by polishdude20 on August 6th, 2006
well like what body part?
by matthenson45 on December 15th, 2009
I don't know but stay away from me.
by breakstress on February 1st, 2010
That's wild.
by Dragonsoul on February 7th, 2010
Avoid deep meditation...
by polishdude20 on August 6th, 2006
so when did you cumbust and were?
by Anonymous on August 6th, 2006
If you had a true episode of spontaneous combustion, you would not be here to talk about it and you would be one of the wonders of the world. hard core facts have proven s. conbustion does not occur within inner self. usually, an outside the body excellerent is discovered. like, a can of lighter fluid in a pants pocket igniting.
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It's real... It happens when you've triggered your phosphorus to release through your skin pores as phosphine gas... You then have two options before you burst into flame... Jump into a full bathtub, in the next ten to twenty seconds, or pull the phosphine back in...
by Dragonsoul on February 7th, 2010
OMG... are you serious?! Ive heard and seen stories of ppl who have "spontaneously combusted", but never really believed it.. and really hoped it wasnt a real thing.. oh boy... phosphorous...
Thanks for your comment !!
by Kattra on February 8th, 2010
OMG... are you serious?! Ive heard and seen stories of ppl who have "spontaneously combusted", but never really believed it.. and really hoped it wasnt a real thing.. oh boy... phosphorous...
Thanks for your comment !!
by Kattra on February 8th, 2010
It seems the trigger to release phosphine gas is to go extremely primitive, like the float tank scene in the flic "altered states"... It happens moment after you see in the mirror, blood on your fangs... You know it's phosphine from the chill, and the barely visible layer of gas covering your skin... I'm guessing that 4 to 6 inches layer of gas might be critical... Phosphine spontaneously ignites in a moist oxygen-rich atmosphere... Years ago, an entrepreneur tried to market a flintless cig lighter containing phosphine...
It got pulled from the market after it lit a few people's things on fire...
Essentially human spontaneous combustion can't happen unless you are capable of 6th and 7th dimension thought-processing.. is why it's so extremely rare...
I suppose a specific blend of stimulants, in conjunction with ceilingless thought-processing abilities, or accidental ceilingless moment.. might trigger SC.. Plus a person needs be 78-degree conditioned... The combination is extremely rare, but possible... If you're worried about it, carry around a good fire-extinguisher....
by Dragonsoul on February 8th, 2010
LOL ...Im not worried, but thanks for all the info.. really interesting !! :)
by Kattra on February 9th, 2010
Enough on SC.. Not much more can be said on it... It happens...
I've noticed you mentioned "morph into"... That's one of my games...
I can change into a 300-pound black panther right before the eyes of my friends...
I was massaging a young lass from Seattle Washington, in a tent in British Columbia, when she started changing into a huge Tiger.. Her face went elongated, and her arms and legs started contorting into cat's limbs as the cat's head started to appear, and fangs started to show.. is when I stopped the massage... I didn't want to be in the tent with a full-sized hungry Tiger...
Do you have an explanation for her changing into a cat..?
Are you also a big cat that can show itself..?
Have you ever shown the big-cat, and frightened the stinky-stuff out of anyone..?
Luckily, the lass I first showed the panther to, didn't mess on my new couch... I made sure she had used the potty before changing into the cat...
She saw a 300 pound black-cat, with glowing blue-eyes, slowly stalking her... I placed a huge claws filled paw on her knee, and she froze solid... I growled fierce, and gently bit her neck, is when she would have peed if she had to... I clumsily licked her neck, and purred deep, and she melted into my embrace...
You should have seen her eyes... I didn't know eyes could bulge that big...\
She complained later.. "You Bugger! I had just seen the new cat-people movie last week!.. I Should-have! pissed on your couch, but I was so scared I couldn't"..
When I was the cat, I saw everything in shades of yellows..?
I would like to change into the cat, and stroll close beside an unwary stranger, at night, uptown.. to see how many strangers I can make totally mess themselves, before I hear the sirens, and quit the game...
by Dragonsoul on February 9th, 2010
I AM a cat/human. I have a human shell; within it lies the heart, body, and soul of a magnificent blue-point oriental... My claws are tucked nicely beneath these human nails, and I only strike out with them when I know that my kill won't live to tell that they've been stricken by me..My fur is sleek and beautiful.. this human skin-covering is worn only by day.. at night, when I go out..the human appearance is cast away, and my true form is revealed. My tail; long, with its silken fur, curls nicely around my feet as I sit, watching, on the ledge by the caretaker's garden. I search for playthings, I occupy myself with the pleasures that only a CAT understands and appreciates. You'll never see me; no, I return to my human house long before daybreak and again don my wretched human-skin cocoon. One day I'll shed that human wrap forever. But for now, It's a necessary disguise. I wouldn't want to scare anyone... No, that wouldn't be advantageous at all. One day I'll look into you're eyes, and you'll know it's me. Be afraid.. be VERY afraid.... Meeeeeeeooooooow......
:) !!
by Kattra on February 13th, 2010
Ahhh Heck!.. I wouldn't be afraid.. I'd give you a lovely scratch on the bum, and you would raise that thang so high, it would be a guiness record for tallest cat bums...
by Dragonsoul on February 13th, 2010
lol... You're quite a character !!
by Kattra on February 16th, 2010
I thinks I could rub your feline butt from here, hun.. When I was in the forest, siting eight feet from a grizzly, I got out the the danger by bringing down a huge imaginary hand to the bear's shoulders, and illusioned giving it a brisk shoulder rub.. The bear leaned into the massage, and I feed myself from its deep focus.. Then it looked at my flaring its nostrils, drooping its chin, and hyperventilating, looking at me with bulging eyes, as if asking, "WoW! Did you do that pipsqueak?".. I smiled, and said "Yep!".. Then I employed verbal and telepathy to teach the bear English and basic arithmetic... I injected a map into her mind, to a national park where she would be safe from hunters.. Big Oops!.. She thought I gave her that forest... Three months after I met her, she approached a solo female hiker, on the outskirts of Jasper National Park, and used rough English to command the frightened little lass, who had probably fully messed her self, the News report stated that the hiker said the bear said "Get Out of My Forest!"
RCMP shot the evil talking bear... I'm bets I could touch you from here.. but I should refrain, because we really don't wants you to have to emergency rush to the shower, and be forced to change your clothing, now do we..?
by Dragonsoul on February 16th, 2010
You sound like somebody Id like to be friends with.. would you like to? We might have lots of fun chatting about this and that :) !
by Kattra on February 16th, 2010
It feels right...
Are you into photo-editing?..
by Dragonsoul on February 16th, 2010
Oops!.. I needs to know if you ever post in the female first forum..?
Seems the gorillas there found me here.. which means soon they'll be bringing their vile insults and flame wars here... I've had enough of those hateful monkeys... so I don't have to forever be ducking their flying turds, I thinks I'm just gonna drop out of the Internet for a few months... Maybe we'll chat then..? Maybe I'll change my mind, but for now I really don't want them thar hateful goonies messing in my face here too.. Byebye...
by Dragonsoul on February 16th, 2010
LOL..well, I dont know a thing about photo editing.. well, maybe a tiny bit... it's interesting, though...
Did I ever post in the female first forum??? You lost me there..dont know what you're talking about !
Drop out of the internet??? Awwwwwwww.. nooo.. sorry to hear...
KK then.. catch you sometime :) byebye!
by Kattra on February 17th, 2010