What is the funniest thing that has ever happened at a Funeral you attended? (yes i know it's a funeral) But i was very upset at my Mom's Funeral. Until Someone fell over a chair then knocked like half the row down. I could not stop laughing.
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Jennie thanks all of you ABers
ANSWERS: 8
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Um. There's nothing funny I remember about any funerals I've attended.
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I stood up to leave my grandmothers funeral, my water broke, and I went into labor. My daughter was born 28 minutes later, we barely made it to the hospital.
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Right when the crane was putting the coffin in the hole, the wire snapped, the coffin hit the ground and flew wide open, and the body rolled down a 15 foot hill.
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At my father in laws funeral last year an old man sitting in the pew opposite me suddenly slumped forward and cracked his head on the pew in front of him,his wife pulled him back in a sitting position and let him go and he did it again...we called for an ambulance before he ended up with brain damage:-)
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burrying the wrong body, the accidently burried my uncle who was alive and sent my dead aunt home in a taxi. things got straighten out and they are both happily in Florida playing shuffle board and canasta.
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In the last funeral that I attended, a singer was singing very sentimental songs for the deceased's immediate family. However, she couldn't reach the high notes of ALL the songs! I tried very hard not to laugh because everyone else was crying. Yup, I was crying too, and I didn't want to cry and laugh at the same time and look like a nut bag.
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I was not there, but I have a friend who is a church organist. He used to work in New Orleans, where the weather is very damp. There was a woman scared of funerals and they had convinced her to go to this distant relative's funeral. Apparently the adhesive on the eyelids (an old way of keeping the eyes closed) doesn't work too well in New Orleans because of the weather, and just as her friends and relatives had DRAGGED her up for the obligatory "viewing" of the body, the eyes POPPED open. The woman hit the floor in a dead faint.
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my nannas funeral was hilarious! From little things like my brother doing a reading and not knowing what a simpl word was, so he looked at the priest like he was stupid as in ehhh give me some help man. I did the prayers of the faithful and expected every one to say the reesponse without me saying lord hear us.. i waited there forever! and my dad got up to take the gifts to the alter... he forgot the gifts and had to run back down the aisle!
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