ANSWERS: 5
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he is so great this was all part his plan. Long Live his noodlely appendages
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It was all part of His plan. Spaghetti was His gift to us so that we might become closer to Him. He was all "Feast upon my flesh, for it is delicious. Don't be shy with the parmesan cheese, either. RAmen."
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I think they just said: Forgeddaboudit and that was that.
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I'm sure the pope wasn't happy about it. He probably boycotted the pasta factories and disblessed them or something unholy and unpope-like
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Thou shalt worship no images of other flying monsters other than the Flying spaghetti Monster. [Edibles 3:12]
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