Dude it's not a real drink

First I will tell you what Zaphod Beeblebrox used in the book, then I will tell you 3 different kinds people make in real life. 1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit. 2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V. (Oh, that Santraginean seawater. Oh, those Santraginean fish!) 3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (It must be properly iced or the benzene is lost). 4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it. (In memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.) 5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract. (Redolent of all the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones.) 6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. (Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.) 7. Sprinkle Zamphuor. 8. Add an olive. 9. Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . . **recipe from wiki A REAL version: INGREDIENTS: 1 tablespoon gin 1 tablespoon light rum 1 tablespoon vodka 1 tablespoon tequila 2 tablespoons creme de menthe liqueur 2 tablespoons Galliano 1 cup ice cubes 1 slice lemon DIRECTIONS: Combine the gin, rum, vodka, tequila, creme de menthe, Galliano and ice in the container of a blender. Cover, and blend until slushy. Pour into a glass and garnish with a slice of lemon. http://drink.allrecipes.com/az/76897.asp here is another kind: Pan Galactic Gargleblaster #2 Type: Cocktail Ingredients: 2 1/4 oz. Bacardi 151 Proof Rum 1/2 oz. Triple Sec 3/4 oz. Blue Curacao Dash of Angostura Bitters Dash of Gin Dash of Grenadine Go Metric! Instructions: Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass and fill with Ginger Ale. Garnish with a cherry. http://www.barnonedrinks.com/recipes/cocktails/p/pangalacticgargleblaster2.html One more: Pan Galactic Gargleblaster #3 Type: Cocktail Ingredients: 2 oz. Rum 2 oz. Tequila 2 oz. Apricot Brandy 1 oz. Grenadine Orange Juice Go Metric! Instructions: Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass and fill with orange juice. http://www.barnonedrinks.com/recipes/cocktails/p/pangalacticgargleblaster3.html