- NEW!
by DiSTurBiA on March 24th, 2008
a swedish diesel engine
WARNING-do not insert genitalia into moving parts of engine.
I am not kidding.I think it was a Scalia diesel
by Sweet T on March 25th, 2008
I thought I would share some that I found, LOL!!!!
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: - Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: - Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER: - Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT: - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: - Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: - Do not Iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE: - Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): - Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: - Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: - Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: - Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hand On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
Warning on fireplace log:
Caution -- Risk of Fire.
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On a hair dryer:
Do not use in shower.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
Product will be hot after heating.
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a hotel provided shower cap:
Fits one head.
Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.
A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns:
Not for highway use.
by Takei-Shihan on March 24th, 2008
... how about these ...
.
by Not Here Anymore on March 24th, 2008
For external use only
on preparation h.
*yikes!*
by Anon y mouse on March 24th, 2008
"Warning! May cause drowsiness." On sleeping tablets.
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on March 24th, 2008
-the one on a blow dryer or curling iron that says "do not use in shower"
-I've seen on several packages "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside"
-on a clothing iron "never iron clothes while they are being warn" (ok, really...who'd done this?)
-on a sleep-aid package "may cause drowsiness" umm..DUH?
-on a chainsaw "do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand" (again, they wouldn't put these on there unless some half-wit hadn't tried this)
by m1tk44 on March 24th, 2008
"Do not insert into ear canal" on Q-Tips.
by BrokeDog on March 24th, 2008
"Not a toy, do not place over head", on a plastic bag that had been wrapped around something in a box!
by Skillet Rocks on March 24th, 2008
"Do not eat if frozen"--On popsicles
i guess they had the wrong label on it lol
by thinkin on March 24th, 2008
contains may be hot...on microwavable food uh
by LoyalTubist-CountryClub Life in Mindanao on March 25th, 2008
On a mortar (a military weapon):
Warning on front:
THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY.
Warning on back:
DO NOT EAT.
by philosopher-saint on March 24th, 2008
"Do not eat" on silica gel.
by Courtball on February 9th, 2009
"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
by Goldberry on March 29th, 2008
Don`t drink water from washing machine!!!
by The Special One on March 25th, 2008
"If erection persists for more than four hours, please see a doctor." Cracks me up every time.
by Cyndi Ninja on March 25th, 2008
On a toy John Deere tractor: Warning! Avoid Death.
Good advice, but exactly how are we supposed to do that?
by ACCOUNT CLOSED on March 25th, 2008
Sexual Lubricant: "Do not drink"
by Harleyboyaj on March 25th, 2008
Women should not handle this product. (It was on some commercial i saw a while back)
by labeeb xaman on March 25th, 2008
microwave-oven:
Do not dry clothes in microwave-oven [why the hell would I do that?]
Do not put a toaster in the oven (OMG)
There were some other funny warnings, I've forgotten.
by Symbeline on March 24th, 2008
What cracks me up is the French to English translation mistakes like on these kitchen knives I own. It says, ''keep out of children'' when they meant keep out of reach of children.
Or things like, ''contest details inside! No purchase necessary!'' How the hell am I going to win if I don't buy it?
Or, ''caution, hot!'' on coffee cups or again, ''may contain nuts'' on peanut packs. It's like yeah, I mean it would be the equivalent of putting a warning on a pack of cigarettes going, ''do not smoke, causes death!''
by TX Rules is sad about new AB on March 24th, 2008
A toilet brush with a tag that says "Do not use for personal hygiene"
by Kal-El on March 24th, 2008
Personally I think the warning "Do not eat" on poison is pretty funny.
by Squirrel Face on February 9th, 2009
On that sleeping pill Lunestra it states the side effects. One of them says "May Cause Drowsiness." Well no shit.
by 404 on February 9th, 2009
"Do not eat"
On the back of a printer cartridge.
by dea_ex_machina on February 9th, 2009
"This product may contain nuts" on a bag of chocolate coated peanuts
by syntaxslip on April 24th, 2008
i have seen a warning "do not tip over" on the bottom of a pie in a box.
by joshuas chickie poo on February 9th, 2009
doluv rub dont use if mad huh
by aliassi on November 16th, 2009
On a steakhouse promotion on the black rock cook it your self.
"cook it your self and taste the difference"
I am making a flyer for my dad's New Years Party at this club, Matte or Gloss or High Gloss?
by LaQuann_D on December 3rd, 2011
| 1 person likes this
Do you order items from catalogs?
by genericdust on December 5th, 2011
| 2 people like this
What's the best way not to get hurt by a fraud on craigslist when looking for a job and end up like Timothy Kern with a bullet in his head?
by CosmicWunderkind on November 28th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
How do you choose mobile crusher and cone crusher?
by blcrusher on December 5th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
What claims to work but never (or hardly ever) does?
by elizabeth17 on October 9th, 2011
| 15 people like this
You're reading What is the funniest warning, you have seen on a product?
Your favorite Q&A site is on Facebook! Become a fan to connect with the ever-growing community of Answerbaggers, share your thoughts and find out what Answerbag's up to next!
Comments
LOL, Makes you wonder?????
by Sweet T on March 24th, 2008
EXACTLY!!! LOL
by DiSTurBiA on March 24th, 2008
well, as I understand, they wouldn't put such a warning on a product unless some dumbass had actually attempted to do something that stupid....
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on March 24th, 2008
I wonder if Lorena Bobbitt was around, LOL
by Sweet T on March 24th, 2008
sad isnt it?
by DiSTurBiA on March 24th, 2008
LMAO!!
by DiSTurBiA on March 24th, 2008