What's your favourite Monty Python line ever?
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Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989
ANSWERS: 22
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When the policeman has told the man that he has no chance of getting his wallet back after a snatch theft, and there is a pause and the man says.... "Want to come back to my place then?"
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Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: Am not.
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this parrot is dead the only reason it is sitting on it's perch is because it's been nailed there...
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"O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
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Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better! Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations! Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart.... Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.
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I"LL BITE YA LEGS OFF
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What's going on here then? It's a birth. What's one of those then? Well, It's when we take a baby out of a lady's tummy. Isn't it amazing what we can do nowadays?
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This is my first childhood memory. My mom put me in front of the TV and wandered off... She thought I was watching Mr. Rodgers or something else... but I was watching this... I have No idea how old I was.. Again.. my first memory ever....
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"Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean?" I use this one all the time!
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"Until a German version of the joke was manufactured that the English troops could not understand. We had officers working on individual words for greater safety. One person saw 2 words at once, and had to spend several weeks in hospital."
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do I really have to pick just one? I guess if I have to pick just one it would be (in a bad French accent) "I fart in your general direction"
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"It's not dead, it's just pining for the fjords!"
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"A SPANKING A SPANKING"
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No, I have many.
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Hu ho ho. Eet ees jost whone theen waf-fer!
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"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."
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"I'm not dead yet."
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"He's not a messiah - he's just a very naughty boy"
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Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
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My hovercraft is full of eels (from the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook). JOHN CLEESE FTW!!!
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Black Knight: Have at you! Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine. Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh? Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left! Black Knight: Yes I have. Arthur: Look! Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!
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"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a" or "Bring me a shrubbery!"
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