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The dangerbra and catapult are quite useful. We also come armed with anti-meanie radars and a great sense of humor :)


In an effort to keep it legal, I train with, teach, and carry a custom made combat quality wooden cane. Swords have all sorts of restrictions and can not be openly carried anywhere by anyone, but a wooden cane has no restrictions and can be held in your hand even as you sit in an airplane.
http://www.canemasters.com/
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Darling, of course the first line of defense is the danger bra and the bra catapult (patents pending)...when all else fails I have my handy kick ass sword and nunchucks :)
I have my comfy Jammies, in black, white and Hawaiian print, several belts W/safety pin, my sword, nunchucks and throwing stars. Ninja cooper has his mask, sword, nunchucks, stars and flame thrower. (outdoors use only, and no chasing the kitten) We both make sure to keep a good supply of subtitles on hand. It seems like we go through a lot of those every day. NC thinks the Dangerbra looks cool, I might need one of you to have a little talk with him about why he can't have one. Oh, we both had floating nunchucks, but they got left behind on the pirate ship....
Well, I have just become a ninja so I still need to get inventory. But I do have a nice collection of swords already. But I really need one of them bras! Where can I swipe one of them?
This and this is all I need.

I guess it is my heritage, but my "mini-claymore" sword is my primary weapon. It can be concealed fairly well, especially in winter. Everybody has big clothes on now. In summer, it is my chucks or my "foolbuster". That is a weapon of my own invention and design. I will with-hold its description for now.
Well, I just got my brand new "dressy" ninja uniform to wear to cocktail parties, so I'm pretty excited about that, but I really need to pick up one of those danger bras. They kick ass!
Other than that, I make sure to throw my nunchucks and collapsable sword into my ninja purse every morning...I'm thinking of adding sparkly sequins to my nunchucks....do you think it's too much?
Jannæ - Ninja Auditor selects the Suruchin and her hands and feet. But it's only because I like to "reach out and touch someone." I'm so sweet like that. LOL
Suruchin: http://www.wonder-okinawa.jp/023/eng/013/009/images/001.jpg
A little black dress, two escrima fighting sticks, and maybe one of those snazzy bras. :)
For now, it is nunchucks and an AK-47, I'm going to look for pictures of better ones though! :)
Throwing Star.
"Ninja MN rocks with his Throwing star"" Is it a proper name
I carry two wakizashi (shorter length katana-like swords), my UR shuriken (throwing stars), and the nunchuckalug mug.
For a pic of the nunchuckalug mug,....
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3278162


I have to go with some kunai, a hidden blade much like Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad, a set of kamas, a retractable baton and sans the normal katana route I would go with a slightly larger sword. Oh and just because, I have the Sharingan.
my belt, bokken (wooden sword), jo (4 foot staff), Hanbo (3 foot staff), my body of course, Shuriken, and anything i can get a hold of. the true ninja used any weapon they encountered. i also have my tabi (shoes with the big toe bit so you can grip things with your feet) and some Sake of course!!!
Numchucks.
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You even have pics!!! LMFAO...you rock!
by Cyndi Ninja on March 6th, 2008
Wow!! those are some deadly boooobzzzz.....LoLzzz
by optimus on March 7th, 2008
I have a "dangerjock"...sorry I don't have a pic...maybe later.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on March 8th, 2008
LMAO that would be interesting :)
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on April 22nd, 2008
It has a fur liner for winter.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on April 22nd, 2008
Cozy, does it also come with a handy carrying case?
by Cyndi Ninja on April 22nd, 2008
Of course,..and a "quick-don" velcro belt.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on April 22nd, 2008
"If catapults were outlawed, only outlaws would have catapults".
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on April 22nd, 2008
Right, I bet that quick don, comes in handy!
by Cyndi Ninja on April 22nd, 2008
You bet. You never know when you might have to become a ninja on short notice.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on April 23rd, 2008
Exactly! I just throw my shirt off, press a little button (right beneath my tattoo) and out come the spikes. Clever little thing aren't I?
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on April 23rd, 2008
Ingenious. I will work on that one for my dangerjock. A little more technical problem, though....
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on April 23rd, 2008
I bet :)
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on April 23rd, 2008
If only we could figure out how to devise a stealth catapult....
by Cyndi Ninja on April 23rd, 2008
That's a tough one
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on April 23rd, 2008
Alert, all hands to the catapult http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/714957
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on April 23rd, 2008
Ah! How sweet to be a ninja! lol
by ninja man on April 23rd, 2008
See I said we had better weapons :)
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on April 23rd, 2008
OK Ninjas time for roll call http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/871432 (some have answered already) and drink ordering http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/876951.
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on July 25th, 2008