If you were a talking cow, then what would you say?
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Moo?
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I would tip people over and say, "How do you like it, huh?", and then I would kill, grind, and grill their relatives and say, "Human, it's what's for dinner."
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Moove over.
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I'm a TALKING cow for God's sake... And you think I should be made into STEAK!??! I don't think so!
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If I was a talking cow, I would want someone to drive-me by a field where other cows are and say MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO
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Since "Moo" is taken...I'd probably start making other animal noises. Maybe, "meep meep!". That way, I will be able to leave the farm and go to some high-class zoo where I would be pampered.
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Dammit, quit pulling on my teats! That milk is for my children, not you!
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Eat Fish!
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YOUR KIDDING RIGHT?.... I would say...... The grass IS greener on the other side...please leave the gate open!
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"how would u like it if i put those machines on u and milked u? " or " chicken, its what should be for dinner"
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Maybe something like this, please respect us. keep us clean and no we don't all talk once a year at midnight
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pull your own damn nipples
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This is udderly ridiculous!
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Quite a bit! Check this out!
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Pass the Salt
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Wow...I can talk.
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Mooo-ve over will ya, I have utterly no place to go and close the barn door behind ya!
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"Jenny Craig"!
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Moo, I am Kris Kringle. :P
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woof.
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Nice grip Bubba, did you know these were probably the first water pistols?
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Would you morons stop mooing at me every time you drive by?!;)
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Dammit...listen to oprah..dont eat hamburgers:)
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keep it moo'vin
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Leave my TITS ALONE!
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Get the damn cars off the road
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Happy cows come from California. Or I can just start off with something simple like "MOOOO"
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get out da way,get out da way,moooooove biiiitch!
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Please warm your hands please.
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Is that a bull or are you talking human?
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lay off the utters farmer dan
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Juxtaposition
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You tip me over one more time.........and I'll squirt this white stuff in your face and it AINT milk!
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where my dinner.
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i'd go around saying ummmm just to confuse people
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eat mor chikin
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Well i would say mooo just so i dont stick out too much lol
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"Do I have to wear my fur bra during cold weather?"
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Where's the Bull?
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Who started that stupid rumour that I jumped over the moon!!
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(whining) Why am I the only cow that can talk? Now I'll never get invited anywhere cause I'm different. No one will like me ever again. They will talk behind my back "look at that one, over there, she can talk hahahahaha). No more wine and cheese tasting parties. I'll be the only one in the California Cheese commercials who doesn't need a voice over. All the other cows will think I'm stuck up trying to be some big star or something. The commercial producers will hire a plastic surgeon to remove my,,,,you know,,,,private parts, (udders) so I won't be exposing to anyone. Then there will be the press........all the interviews and TV appearances, I'll be soooooo nervous. Hope I don't poop on stage. Then the backlash from the press demanding to know why I still appear in the California Cheese Commercials since I can't produce milk anymore. I'll have to sue the producers for coercing me, just a poor innocent cow, to have the plastic surgery. It's just all sooooooooo scandelous!!!!!
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Muuuu ...
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mooooooooooooooo
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MOO MOOVE IT.+5
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Moooooooo
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well, all this milking stuff is killing me, cause you get me pregnant, then when I give birth, you take my baby off me within hours, just so that the milk I give to my new born, is taken by you, for your people........... I would die to get my calf back, if only for a few weeks..... the pain is unbearable.............. but so many of you dont even know this
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Take your hands of my teetees!!!!!!! This is sexual harrasment you knowwwwww!!!
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Why is she putting a long rubber glove on her arm?
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please! please! let me sit in front seat for the first time in my life, I'm tired of standing in the back of a van all the time.
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It's okay. If I was human I'd want to eat me too.
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Hey Hey, easy on the titties there.
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Hey, it's that time of the month! Don't squeeze too hard! They're senstive.
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Moooooove away from my tits.
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is there any ship to Denmark? i miss mooing with my family (like the good old days) : D
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Please be an ethical person, and don't murder me! I love life just as much as you!
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Please leave my boobies today ok! I'm talking to you! Yes you! Ok! No milk today buddy!
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quit pulling on my teats so hard they are attached, ya know ? +5
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Im bored
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Help! I lost my moooooo
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Where can I escape to in order to not get slaughtered?
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Moo. If I were smart enough to talk, I'd be smart enough to know any answer other than Moo would probably be followed by probes and uncomfortable examinations shortly thereafter.
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Eat more chicken
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We cows are your Gods. Good luck in the next level.
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I have fresh milk, so don't eat me.
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I'd still say mooooo but now I could say mooooo in English rather than Bovine.
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee thanks for feeding me
-NUNYA-- 
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