You use the bathroom and go poo, but there's no toilet paper only a old magazine or there's a control on the toilet seat that says it will wash your rearend with water and air dry it what would you do?
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ANSWERS: 7
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Ohhhhh dude. That is one of the funniest questions I've seen. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I'm still laughing. My answer: Read the old magazine.
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"If you're sitting on the john, and toilet paper's gone, be a man and use your hand." Gross, but funny.
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Let it get to scrubbing and blow drying:-)
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I use my fingernails and then lick them clean, or I just rip out my hair and stick in my anus. then I have a tail. yay for tails. YIFF.
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The magazine is not going to do much of a job and leave ink residue on the anal sphincter area. Use the water thang.
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hmm...the magazine would be a little rough on my rear..i'd probably pick the wash and air dry thing..but only if it dries real good in between my cheeks. i hate having moisture in between them, its slippery and uncomfortable lol.
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The latter
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