My girlfriend gets excessively wet when aroused. Is this normal?

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• HAHAHA!!

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  by celticmoonlight on December 31st, 2010

• Thank you! :)
  
  Girls have enough to worry about w/o some know-it-all bf telling them "you're excessively wet."
  
  The first time I had sex with "Julie" she was very nervous. She explained that an ex-bf had yelled at her and accused her of peeing in his bed. I told her not to worry. One, I didn't believe it. Two, sheets are washable. :) It soon became apparent that she was blessed with copious lubrication.
  
  Telling a girl she's too wet is like telling a guy, "Your dick is too hard!" [duhh]
  
  IMO, the wetter the better! LOL!
  
  

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  by Snowman on December 31st, 2010

• yup this sure makes sense to me!

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  by celticmoonlight on December 31st, 2010

• I wonder if Lois Lane ever said to Superman, "Your dick is too hard!"
  lol

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  by Snowman on December 31st, 2010

• i imagine he'd turn back into clark kent and go cry in the corner before skulking off to have a wank.

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  by celticmoonlight on January 1st, 2011

• hehehe! You're funny! Now I want to go have a wank, but I don't want Clark Kent to see me!
  
  I don't see how Lois Lane could take Superman w/o a lot of pain and possible damage. And then she'd have to explain it to her gyno:
  
  "My God! Lois! What happened to you?"
  
  Well, I had a one-nighter with Superman, and he's not too gentle."
  
  "I guess not! Good thing he didn't ejaculate! He might have killed you!"
  
  "I stopped him just in time. I still have to patch the holes in the headboard."
  
  
  Somebody should do a comic, Sex Lives of the Superheroes. The Incredible Hulk isn't as polite as Superman. He takes whoever he wants.
  
  I'll bet Wonder Woman gets what she wants, too. "Hey! You! C'mere! I have a job for you!"
  
  "W-W-W-Wonder Woman? Why are you naked? Uh-oh."

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  by Snowman on January 1st, 2011

• i dont even want to read about the green hornet!

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  by celticmoonlight on January 1st, 2011

• hehe! Don't go swimming with Aquaman! Plastic Man could be a lot of fun on a date. Talk about "Russian hands and Roman fingers" (or is it the opposite?).
  
  Women have a better selection of superheroes. There just aren't as many female superheroines (?) as male. Personally, I've always liked geek girls. But that's for another thread.

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  by Snowman on January 1st, 2011

• wayhey im in luck so! lol

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  by celticmoonlight on January 1st, 2011

• Yes, you have your pick of superheroes. Here's another. Mighty Mouse has the strength of 10 ordinary mice. He's as well-equipped in the codpiece as a handsome Norway rat, ready to satisfy your every rodential need. LOL What am I talking about.

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  by Snowman on January 2nd, 2011

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