How do u make a (homemade) penis pump?

In all honesty a man's organ is his, manhood!!!!!!

I honestly would think twice about messing with it in any way. Once you damage it, well, it's damaged.

Protect you manhood dude.

How to make a homemade Improvised Enlargement Device (IED).

You'll need a 20 oz. Gatorade or G2 bottle - empty and washed. Cost .89 including refreshing drink!
2 ft of 1/4-inch clear plastic tubing -- Cost $1- $2
1 plastic 1/4-inch nipple-to-tubing pipe fitting - the type used to plumb in-fridge ice makers. About $1.29 Both items available at Home Depot or Lowes plumbing dept.

Drill a small hole in the bottom of the bottle. The center is not the best place because it is hard to get a good vacuum seal. Try the edge of the bottle base, or even the side of the bottle at the bottom. There is a flat surface that will give your pipe fitting a better seal. Dont drill the hole too big. It needs to be slightly smaller than the nipple end of the pipe fitting so you can screw it into the bottle. You may want to glue it place, but since I've tried a variety of locations for the fitting, I didn't want to ruin it with glue. I did put an o-ring on the nipple to improve the seal.

Now push the tubing into the tube end of the pipe fitting. The fitting is designed for icemakers, so the seal is better with rigid plastic tubing, but I prefer the flexibility of the soft clear tubing. The downside is that it doesn't make a perfect vacuum seal, so you may have to hold it in during use.

Apply a dab of Vaseline or skin lotion to the mouth of the bottle and insert the little fella. Gently suck on the tubing to create a vacuum in the bottle. This will actually pull you further into the container if you have a good seal. Continue suckng on the tube, holding the suction with your tongue as you breathe. Don't hyperventilate your foolself! Experiment! Have fun! Don't get caught! You just saved yourself $100! Does this device work? Yes. Do the results last? I don't know yet, but I'm having fun trying to find out.

BTW, I'm looking for an economical method to apply the vacuum by hand if anyone has a suggestion.

I dont know about pumps, homemade toys....thats easy.
Check this site:
http://penis-enlargement-manual.thundersplace.org/pumping.html

how to make a penis pump

#1 get a hand pump a brake bleeder vacuum pump kit i got at a H F TOOLS store $$22.00 ...#2 and get a 1 1/2 - or -2 in ,,pvc pipe 12 in''1 foot #3 and a cap with a nipp at a home depot..$ 8.00... under $$$$ 30.00 bucks...wow!!!.... it works good....have fun.

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Clean out a 20 oz Gatorade Bottle. Ensure that the opening is free of any plastic burrs. Fill bottle about 2/3 full of warm to hot water. This is to allow a space for your dick without causing a water overflow. Squeeze the bottle to raise the water level to somewhere near the top. Keep the bottle upright and continue holding the squeeze as you insert your penis. Once you have a good seal, you can stop squeezing the bottle. The deformed bottle will try to regain its shape creating a suction that will cause your cock to enlarge, and will slowly pull more of your penis into the bottle. Don't worry if there is still some air in the bottle.

Sometimes, if you are unable to squeeze the bottle tightly enough to have your dick become fully inserted into the bottle, you can use a multi-stage process. Squeeze and insert what you can into the neck, allowing the vacuum to pull your cock inside. When the pressure is stabilized and you are still not fully inserted, slip the rounded handle tip of a (baby) spoon into the bottle neck beside your shaft. Be very careful as you insert the spoon handle, you don't want to catch a fold of skin. When the handle enters the wider part of the bottle, rotate the spoon to allow airflow. You should hear the vacuum 'break'. Keep the airway open with the spoon and squeeze the bottle tightly again, forcing out as much of the remaining air as possible and then quickly, and carefully, remove the spoon. The increased suction will pull more of your cock inside and should have you fully 'seated'.

Water is used to obtain a good seal and prevent leakage. Warm or hot water gives a pleasant sensation. You can 'jack' the bottle over your cock to increase the vacuum pressure slightly.

To remove, you should be able to pull the bottle away from your body and carefully insert your little finger alongside your shaft, or use that spoon trick. Wearing a condom can make it easier to insert your cock fully into the bottle.

for a pump buy a auto brake bleeding kit toss the stuff you don't need and keep the pump part works great?

ummmm what would happen if your lil fella suddenly becomes to large to remove? big problmo there huh! if theres a nice fit when u insert dont you think after it begins to enlarge that you will have a difficult time removing?

ummmm what would happen if your lil fella suddenly becomes to large to remove? big problmo there huh! if theres a nice fit when u insert dont you think after it begins to enlarge that you will have a difficult time removing? just wondering?

Forget everything you just read, to much trouble.
Just go to a tobacco store (Head Shop) and buy a clear plastic Bong, there predrilled for the bong stem so getting a good seal is easy.
Just stick the tubing where the stem goes seal it with clear silicone sealent, dab some on the carb hole and you’re done.
Make sure to buy a bong that has a separate plastic ring around the mouthpiece they are made to put our lips on so the form a nice comfortable seal around your dick.
Forget PVC, the moment you put your dick inside and realize your can’t see it you know it was a mistake.
No cutting no drilling no tools no problems.