ANSWERS: 2
  • I patted the kid on the head until he was dead.ROFLMAO!
  • My family and I were at a department store one day and at the till I got my change back for a relatively simple transaction. I gave the cashier 20 dollars for something that cost 14 dollars and 99 cents. When the girl gave me the change ($5.01), I "corrected" her and said "M'aam, I think you shortchanged me---you still owe me 15 bucks." Behind me I heard my little 7 year-old daughter's voice "Daddy, she's right. That's how much your gloves COST. Your change is five dollars and one cent." The girl cashier smiled at me and I turned as red as a beet. "Uh,uh, you're right honey," I mumbled. I looked down and winked at my daughter, who was grinning from ear to ear. Apparently, she showed me how good she was at math that day (she obviously inherited the intelligence from her mother. Ugh!)

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