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Ok, but you'll have to give me some time to harvest it from satine's innards.
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on February 12th, 2008
Wow, satine's body produces its own psychoactive drugs?
by Mr. Meaulnes on February 12th, 2008
You're not that surprised are you?
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on February 12th, 2008
Not especially, no.
Although I would have expected heroin or even LSD more than mescaline.
by Mr. Meaulnes on February 12th, 2008
Heroin may ooze from her nose. We're not sure what it is exactly.
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on February 12th, 2008
Have you tried injecting it?
by Mr. Meaulnes on February 12th, 2008
Not me. The calkinheim rabbits we used as test subjects rolled over and have been stuck in an inanimate euphoric state ever since.
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on February 12th, 2008
In that case, scratch one gram of that mescaline and get me some of those nose-drippings.
by Mr. Meaulnes on February 12th, 2008
Would you be interested in adopting her? All that's required is a controlled environment and daily feedings.
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on February 12th, 2008
If by "Controlled Environment" you mean small area enclosed in purple velvet rope, then absolutely.
by Mr. Meaulnes on February 12th, 2008
She's yours. Watch out for spillage. You might want to remove the carpeting as well. "It" reacts with everything.
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on February 12th, 2008
Man, I'll try just about anything, but I'd never in hell touch a pineal gland.
by SomeSayMarryMoney on February 13th, 2008
only your own
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on February 13th, 2008