I want to take control of this planet, peacefully or otherwise. How might I do that?

I'm in and I have a plan. Coffee shop around the corner, 10 minutes, be there, I'll explain.

Start a new religion, the sillier the better. 1000 years from now you may just control the planet, no guarantees of peace though.

Peacefully? No such thing as peacefully taking over the planet. Otherwise? You could do as other dictators have done... powerful speeches and propaganda. Have a plan and the confidence and determination to adhere to it. Mankind is generally easy to influence. Goodluck.

I once had a World Domination plan, but I've gotten soft in my old age so I'll let you have it....:-D..

My plan was to genetically engineer a bacterium, something common in humans like E. Coli.

This superbug would metabolize known human intoxicants (alcohol, THC, cocaine, etc.) and do so much more quickly than the human body.

Hence, no one in the world would ever be able to get drunk, stoned or high again.

Develop such a superbug and then threaten to release it unless your demands are met. I bet you'd have the world cowering at your feet before breakfast (with Bloody Marys of course...;-D...)

You may need a first aid kit.

Sorry.. the devil doesn't take kindly to competition.

The only why i see you taking over this PLANET is to slowly take over each continent. It takes decades to take over a planet unless you have a way to put a mind controling substance inthe water supply tht's the only way i see you htaking over this planet other than that i don't see it happing anytime soon

Try starting up a business that provides all the essentials people need to live their lives- food, drink, housing, insurance, computer technology bank accounts, clothes, transport (both private and public). Plan to sell to both private and business customers. Source them all so cheaply and buy in bulk so that you completely undercut any potential competitors and end up with a monopoly on virtually everything. Get together a clever and manipulative advertising campaign that claims that your brand is super-charitable and cares about the environment (Gloss over the fact that you use sweat shops in Asia to produce your clothes but harp on about how you pay your coffee farmers 2p more than the next shop and recycle your plastic, and produce a range for young consumers that trades under a different label so that they think they're buying from a cool youth label, whilst their parents think they're buying a mature, reliable brand. Drive suppliers who don't meet your standards out of business by refusing to buy from them at all unless they sell at a ridiculous price and produce to exact specifications and call you "Your Majesty".
People won't realise it, but you'll be more powerful than any Head of State.

Warning: You may find others are already trying to beat you to it.

Good luck :¬)

Try starting up a business that provides all the essentials people need to live their lives- food, drink, housing, insurance, computer technology bank accounts, clothes, transport (both private and public). Plan to sell to both private and business customers. Source them all so cheaply and buy in bulk so that you completely undercut any potential competitors and end up with a monopoly on virtually everything. Get together a clever and manipulative advertising campaign that claims that your brand is super-charitable and cares about the environment (Gloss over the fact that you use sweat shops in Asia to produce your clothes but harp on about how you pay your coffee farmers 2p more than the next shop and recycle your plastic, and produce a range for young consumers that trades under a different label so that they think they're buying from a cool youth label, whilst their parents think they're buying a mature, reliable brand. Drive suppliers who don't meet your standards out of business by refusing to buy from them at all unless they sell at a ridiculous price and produce to exact specifications and call you "Your Majesty".
People won't realise it, but you'll be more powerful than any Head of State.

Warning: You may find others are already trying to beat you to it.

Good luck :¬)

Hand out free chocolate. You'd get my vote.

It cannot be accomplished. if so, it would have already happened.


this is a lame question.

Sounds like a certain retailer, you know the one whose name starts with a W, ends with a T and has a star in the middle....

I once had a plan to take over the entire world and it acctually would have worked but when I was out shopping for groceries I LOST MY WORLD DOMONATION PLANS but in the meat department I realized I am insane for trying to take over the world so I went home and burned the back up copies and never spoke of it again,

If you want to take over the world I can 100% you could do it in 1 of 2 ways.

1. magic , just put everybody under a spell and make them belive you are god
2.Kill everybody in the world except yourself and the world is yours forever, or until you die of lonelyness

as an added bonus if you do succed in taking over the world i will give you 1 CANADIAN DOLLAR!!!so good luck

Join Hillary's team!

Invent something even more enjoyable than nooky.

Easy. You just become the CEO of a major weapons company, gain all major national millitary contracts, and then use that influence to sabatage all weaponry, leaving you're self as the only person with any larg arms or millitary influence, the world will be at you're feet.