You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought?
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Dirty-Ninja-Misses-NYC
ANSWERS: 100
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aw F#$^
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What the hell happened now?
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It wasn't me!
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I am so glad I am sober!
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Curiosity. I would ask how I could help them. I guess that my first thought would be that they are looking for someone who is hiding out in the neighborhood. That has happened to me before.
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Hide the drugs. (That's a joke, I don't do drugs. >.<)
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I'm screwed!
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Surprised and then welcome them in , hoping it's not anything bad about my children
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Are all the kids here? I hope no one is dead.
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My mind immediately goes to my brother. He hasn't been in any trouble yet, but I wouldn't be shocked.
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Something must have happened nearby and they are looking for witnesses.
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Thank God I put on pants
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Sad. I assume the worst. I would just be really sad, and anything that has nothing to do with death would be a relief. Kinda.
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That just happened to me--I was eating a calzone and I let the red marinara sauce drip all over me and they thought I was bleeding--actually I get short term memory loss every time I am handcuffed--plus I always pee my pants in the cop car...
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The strippers are here!
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F**k they have found the body :)
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One of three things: 1) They found out I bought an entire box of dough nuts. 2) Someone put my name on the "No Fly List" 3) They read the letter I wrote to George Dubua
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Someone I love has been hurt or killed.
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I was right, it was gun shots I heard last night!
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Great, what did I do now?:)
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What in the name of .. did my granny do this time 0.o
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Either: 1) Oh god, they found my stash (of what, I don't know, I'd be panicking) 2) Someone died 3) They found out I downloaded something illegal (similar to #1)
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Wow! now who could have ordered me a striptease!
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"The goat gave me consent I swear!"
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oh no who's hurt
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WTF!!! who's died???
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Shit I should have flushed that dope....no seriously, I think someone I love has died.
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words i'm not allowed to say on here :/
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Umm if your looking for someone that looks like me, then its my evil twin you are looking for, not me :P
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"No, I can't come out and play"
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"Oh shit."
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"How can I help you, Officer?"
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who died
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run!!!!
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They are lost LOL!!!
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Somebody has informed on me building an unlicensed extension on the back of the house. The local police here have a very strange mix of responsibilities.
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Uh-Oh who died.
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"Flush the toilet!!"
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Strip-O-Gram!
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Oh crap, What did I do now.
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Very bad news is coming.
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Uniform fetish... Oh Yeah!
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S***.
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not agian!
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I'm pretty sure I'm innocent. :)
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"omg is nonni ok?" or if one of the family members is out of the house, "what happened to them?"
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A family tragedy. Someone I love has been in an accident.
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Never, ever, ever let the police into your home, unless they have a valid warrant.
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how the hell are they going to ticket me for speeding in my own house?!?!?!?
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damn it i knew the party music was too loud...
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Somebody hired me some strippers.
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The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws told me to "talk through the door".
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..how fast can i escape through my back door.
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I need to call my lawyer again..LMAO :)
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what happened and to whom
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I would wonder why they failed to identify themselves as police officers prior to the door being opened! I would immediately question whether they truly are officially officers!
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damn it! they found out!
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I'm going to presume that something happened in the neighborhood and they're canvassing for information/witnesses. Most of the times I've had that happen that's been the reason. The only other time was when my phone started randomly calling 911 because of water in the phone lines. The police were less than amused, but it sure lit a fire under the phone company to come out and fix it, because the problem was on their side of the junction box and the police threatened to prosecute.
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What the ef is going on!!!
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nan's been on the turps again
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surely, someone has stolen their car & they need a lift
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"uh oh, what did I do?"
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whats my mum/dad/sister/cat done this time!
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who is not home? are they dead?
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They have a question.
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Damn I hope there here to tell me they caught my peeping tom.
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...Richard Simmons.
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My little brother gave MY name and address again (as his)! Sadly, when they stop him with no license or I.D., for some reason, they believe him when he says he's me (?)!
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'OH SH*T!'
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I didn't do it i swear!
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well IF they are just standing there and there is nothing actually wrong, I'd be like ooo la la la how ya doin guys? (They look so hot in those uniforms!)
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I knew I should have waited for the cement to fully dry.
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What did the people at the end of the street tell them this time? I have been called out by the police we are now on a first name basis. It is always proven that I didnt do it. Most of the time I not even close when they say i did what i did.
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"Their hiding next door"
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Hope someone didn't get in an accident or something.
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i'm innocent!
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Damn, they found out! Naw, not really, I'm gonna be looking for their boom box.
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The music is too loud!
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damn...they've found my mobile meth lab/cock fighting ring...
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Uniform Fetish overload.
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Trick or Treat?
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Oh my God, who's Grandma been shooting at this time.
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What are they doing here?!
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I think, "Oh, no. Now what? As if my day wasn't crazy enough already."
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I didn't do it and I have an alibi, check the timestamps on my AB posts!<G>
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Well, my first thought would probably be "who died?" But its getting to where there aren't too many people left to die except my husband and child and they are usually with me. My second thought would depend on the weather. Years ago some cops got stuck on black ice in a neighbors driveway. They got one car out and came to us to see if they could borrow a chain and got stuck in ours. So I fired up my Jeep Cherokee 360 V-8, 4 x 4 with studded tires and pulled them both out. I never caught any grief about the tires, which were illegal in that state.
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OMG! What's going on? What's the problem, officer??
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Which body did they find...?
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What did my husband do?! LOL!
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WTF?!?!?!
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Ohhh man!! What did my 17 year old son do this time officer?
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Listen... those two bodies were there when I got there...
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you're not going to 'copoff' with me. I haven't done anything officers.
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my birthday's not till next week
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Damn kids again.
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OMG, what have my kids done?
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the first thing that comes to my mind is to figure out an answer to their question which is "good morning sir, we are knocking every body's door in the neighborhood asking them if they could donate some money for anti drug campaign which is launched just an hour ago"
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damn they found me lol
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threesome!!!!!! and they brought the handcuffs!
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