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by Meg is exhausted on January 31st, 2008
Thank God I put on pants
by Schonberg on November 2nd, 2008
Oh my God, who's Grandma been shooting at this time.
by mseve68 on February 1st, 2008
The strippers are here!
by 89bravo on January 31st, 2008
What the hell happened now?
by Miss Priceless Princess fancies RUSirius on January 31st, 2008
Hide the drugs. (That's a joke, I don't do drugs. >.<)
by Drastic on January 31st, 2008
I'm screwed!
by Patti jo on January 31st, 2008
Surprised and then welcome them in , hoping it's not anything bad about my children
by Deni on January 31st, 2008
I am so glad I am sober!
by Arisztid on January 31st, 2008
Curiosity.
I would ask how I could help them.
I guess that my first thought would be that they are looking for someone who is hiding out in the neighborhood. That has happened to me before.
by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on January 31st, 2008
Are all the kids here? I hope no one is dead.
by ladyshakespeare on January 24th, 2009
threesome!!!!!! and they brought the handcuffs!
by Angels JaK on November 2nd, 2008
Trick or Treat?
by Sheila3444 on November 15th, 2008
I didn't do it and I have an alibi, check the timestamps on my AB posts!<G>
by Trapped on September 13th, 2008
F**k they have found the body :)
by Anonomous on January 31st, 2008
It wasn't me!
by That Guy on January 26th, 2009
i hope they don't got a warrant.
by Sanguine Visions is wearing ninja garbs on November 21st, 2008
Listen... those two bodies were there when I got there...
by BillyGEE on February 1st, 2008
That just happened to me--I was eating a calzone and I let the red marinara sauce drip all over me and they thought I was bleeding--actually I get short term memory loss every time I am handcuffed--plus I always pee my pants in the cop car...
by BeefStew7 on September 13th, 2008
"The goat gave me consent I swear!"
by AgnusDei on January 31st, 2008
My mind immediately goes to my brother. He hasn't been in any trouble yet, but I wouldn't be shocked.
by Mr. Potato Head on January 31st, 2008
aw F#$^
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on January 27th, 2009
Dammit! I knew I shouldda installed land mines instead of the stupid ADT system:)
by NoMorph on January 26th, 2009
Why the hell did I answer this door!?
by TINKERBELLE on January 26th, 2009
omfg grandpappy is doing the hula in his birthday suit in front of the neghbors house again in 4 feet of snow!
by Takei-Shihan on January 31st, 2008
Something must have happened nearby and they are looking for witnesses.
by HungryGuy on January 27th, 2009
There's been a chemical spill or emergency in my neighborhood.
There's a criminal on the loose, and they want everyone to stay inside.
I might have been a witness to a crime.
One of my slaves escaped and the police saw her running down the street naked and are returning her to me.
Can't think of anything else.
by blackRain on January 26th, 2009
i.........
am........
F*CKED!!!!!!
by Anonymous on November 21st, 2008
What did my husband do?! LOL!
by curieux on November 2nd, 2008
surely, someone has stolen their car & they need a lift
by LeftBank on September 13th, 2008
A family tragedy. Someone I love has been in an accident.
by HuskyLove on September 13th, 2008
Umm if your looking for someone that looks like me, then its my evil twin you are looking for, not me :P
by lobloblol is a lurker on January 31st, 2008
Sad. I assume the worst. I would just be really sad, and anything that has nothing to do with death would be a relief.
Kinda.
by weatherman taking week or so off on May 21st, 2009
Lemme guess. You're here to arrest me for the murder of millions of innocent brain cells last night, right?
by Meg on January 27th, 2009
Who died?
by B.fife My honesty makes people angry... on January 27th, 2009
DAMN IT!!!...I just paid you a**holes last week,I'm not paying you any more money for at least two more weeks!!!
by Helen of Toys on January 27th, 2009
They found the bodies....
by Intelligentsia on January 27th, 2009
"... Oh... I have to... go to the bathroom..." then leave house via bathroom window. lol
by ACCOUNT CLOSED on January 27th, 2009
I am McLovin :)
by 1THING on January 27th, 2009
Shit. I forgot to buy donuts.
by sexykins20 on January 27th, 2009
someone i love is dead
by TheSockPuppeT on January 27th, 2009
What did I do that I can't remember?
by sickofgames on January 26th, 2009
was nt me
by Curious on January 26th, 2009
Oh no, someone has had an accident..or been killed.
by eric on January 26th, 2009
Close the door!
by R U Sirius on January 26th, 2009
When did the Village People hire the extra police officer............
by Runs_With_Scissors on January 26th, 2009
I'd think my husband or my kids were hurt - or even worse...
by Kravenhead on January 26th, 2009
....
by StemnyJones on January 26th, 2009
One of my roommates is in trouble with the law.
They both have warrants.
by loves.CSI.vegas on January 24th, 2009
Someone died.
by Anonymous on January 24th, 2009
OH SHIT!!!! They found the body!!!!
She went to the closet, got down a razor blade and popped his _______ one by one while he watched?
by Freedom00 on February 11th, 2012
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How many flags of the world can you name?
by Owl 12 - 12 on February 11th, 2012
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Would you tell someone they must _____________ then ten minutes or so later say 'no, I was just kiddin'?
by aldonoir on February 11th, 2012
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Dance, dance till your _______ falls off?
by PrivateGomerSpooner on February 11th, 2012
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What are some subtle -or less than subtle- indications that a person has had too much to drink?
by aldonoir on February 11th, 2012
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Comments
They would probably be glad you did too :)
by Gone. on January 31st, 2008
Good one!
by Arisztid on January 31st, 2008
LOL.
by catlover66 on February 3rd, 2009
Love it!
by Panda girl on February 5th, 2009
LMAo
by H n C on February 6th, 2009
Awesomeness, totally me too! XP
by Noroproc87 on May 4th, 2009
Lmao love it
by ilovemybabyboy on July 10th, 2009
why do you?
by tary jon little on August 13th, 2009
Cheers to that :D
by srbrown@rogers.com on September 11th, 2009
xDDD hahaha hilarious! =D
by TanyaH on November 13th, 2009