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You would end up with a lot of Scientologists - Tom Cruise would convert all of the Westboro parishioners!
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Tom Cruise carrying a picket sign
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A brood of inbred Thetans.
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You would get drenched before being abducted and probed.
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I don't even want to think about it...nothing pretty I can promise you that!!
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I shudder at the thought.
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Something even straighter than Tom.....eeek.
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the stuff of nightmares <shudder>
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A huge waste of money, because God hates aliens!
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I don't know. I just know that it is a waste of time and money. Let us not support it.
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oh dear god! the end is near then.
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Talk about confused. I'd probably end up at the liquor store for vodka, stuff $5 in quarters in my sweat pants and wear a black tshirt. I'll have to get some phenabarbital, cause you never know when you are going to get a spaceship ride. Oh. And I'd probably write hateful drivel about Jesus and dead troops all over my body in grease pencil, in case the aliens wanted to display me. Come to think of it... You can count me out unless you can promise I won't end up on the same spaceship as that a$$hole Tom Cruise. I'd end up throwing him out of a window, and I just don't think that would settle very well with the Baptist side.
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A song by Tears For Fears
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You might just get a new website- www.GodHatesTomCruise.com. Or somesuch.
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