ANSWERS: 15
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My arm fell off!!!!
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My hamster died and I have to go to her funeral.
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I am paralyzed on my bed.
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I have a problem with my eyes. I can't see coming in today.
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I won the lottery
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im sick, my car wont start, i dont feel like i hav the right attitude, i hav a dr's appointment, i cant make it to wrk w/out leaving a reason, my shoe broke, im having a bad hair day
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Well people keep telling me that being gay is an illness, Hmmm "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I'm feeling a bit gay" LOL, reccon it would work ?
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You could call in dead and tell the boss the funeral was yesterday. :D:D
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I used to work with a guy who had a million excuses, it seemed. Once he said his toilet overflowed. Another time he said he fell down the stairs and hurt his ankle. Another time he couldn't get his car started. I only call in if I am throwing up, or sometimes in the Spring I lose my voice--I still go in, and complete my shift, but by that time my voice is completely gone and I tell them before I leave, in a note if necessary, that I will NOT be in tomorrow.
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My car broke down, and there's no other transportation around here. The only one is by mule. You see I live in a village.
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Call in for religious reasons due to the world coming to an end. Unfortunately, this excuse can only be used once.
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The death of a grandparent can be used 4 times. ;)
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Diarrhea always gets the job done. HA!
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I have some family problem!
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an alien stole my skin last night, so if I turn up to work, call the police.
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