ANSWERS: 6
  • Sure. I'm not sure if this is your sense of humor but here goes. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797753
  • As with most kids, my parents would call me by my first name Doug, when all was well. Now when I screwed up, my middle name was Patrick, that is what they would say. So being only 6, and not fully understanding the whole name thing, I managed to embarrass my parents. At my brothers wedding, the priest asked me what my name was. I looked at my mom, and asked, "Mom, is my first name Patrick".
  • Only to help some one like you would I tell this on AB. About 2 weeks ago I needed to go to the grocery. I got all dressed except for my shoes,coat and hat because I wanted to finish watching a movie (had about 20 mins to go). It went off Iput on my coat and hat and went to the grocery (it was a faux fur coat). I did my shopping came home,was putting away my things and saw my shoes next to the coffee table. I had gone to the store in my fuzzy slippers!!!!!! Picture that on a 63 year old women!!!!!!!!!:):)
  • I always liked this one: This fella is outside searching under the streetlight, when his friend comes along. He tells his friend, "I'm looking for my keys." So the two friends are outside together looking under the streetlight for these keys. So they're out there just a lookin', right? So, eventually, after the two have been searching for quite some time, the one fella turns to the other fella and asks, "Where'd you LOSE your keys?" And the fella says, "I lost 'em in the house." Now, they'd been outside quite some time, ya see, looking under the streetlight for these keys! So the fella stops lookin' and turns to the other fella and asks him, "Well, if you lost your keys in the house, WHY in hell are we alookin' out here under the STREETlight?" Without a moment's pause, the other fella turns calmly to his friend and says, "The light is better out here."
  • I can suggest some things Jimmy and I done when we couldn't sleep. ;)
  • take a sleeping pill, i have allergies so i take benadryl at nigh

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