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Scrubbed a dirty toilet with his toothbrush, then put it back. That's one thing, anyway.
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Told the landlady of the house I was renting that when the guy hammered on the door at 4:30am because we were making so much noise, that I could smell whisky on his breath and that I was quite frightened because he appeared to be drunk and lecherous. In fact, when he did hammer on the door and I opened it, he went mad but because we had all eaten at least 2 E's each, we just laughed at him and started to discuss (amongst ourselves) , why he was wearing his shoes with his pyjama bottoms. I don't remember him leaving but he was gone and back in his own house within 20 mins. The landlady however, took me at my word and instead of me apologising, she did. There was that and I had forgotten about the other one which was when me and a flatmate hounded the third (flatmate) out of our house when he defaulted on the rent. He made the mistake of saying "You will never get rid of me" - I replied "Wanna bet" and 4 weeks later, unable to stand any more piss taking and ridicule (not to mention food poisoning in various forms and the bleach tablets that found their way into his laundry powder), he was gone. And my god, it was fun.
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