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Whose it mean to say someone is RED? (or not?)
by Au_Naturale on May 29th, 2012
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Hey, I just took a razor blade and popped six __________?
by Freedom00 on May 28th, 2012
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Let's take a poll on whether we should pull the pole out of the pool!
by Curiosity Killed the Cat on May 30th, 2012
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What would happen if I pull that lever?
by Kenz the Frenz on May 29th, 2012
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What the hell is all this down the back of my chair?
by Kenz the Frenz on May 30th, 2012
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I think you look absolutely freezing, but yeah. You do clean up good :)
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
I've got industrial grade AC blowing on my back. It blows out 50 deg. F air to keep the systems cool. But, it's warmer than outside (10 deg F). And I'm not that cleaned up. I'm functional at best. But thanks.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
Okay, you function good then.
I have a funny feeling that makes no sense. Oh well.
You're welcome.
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
My wife is happy with my face (cleaned up or not) so I'm good. And I'm barely functional right now. IT'S FRIGGIN COLD!!!!
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
SAME! I'm in the North of Scotland and it's night time. I'm surprised I can even type.
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
I've been to Edinburgh a couple of times, and it's even cold in the summer!!
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
Ahahahaha, to me, Edinburgh is quite warm ;)
You should visit the highlands in the winter. You've never known cold until you do.
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
Babe, I grew up in Minnesota in the US. I've been camping in a snow shelter at -70 deg F. You do have the N. Atlantic breeze working against you though.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
Okay....you do know cold then :)
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
Or as guys call it, "shrinkage factor".
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
Yeeech ;) Is that a problem?
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
How to put this tastefully? When it's cold, parts of the male body tend to retract (shrink). It makes relief of the bladder difficult. That's about as gentle as I can say it.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
It's okay :) I understood you the first time. But thanks for explaining it to me gently, you did well.
Since my first comment I've put on another jumper. Talking about the cold makes me colder.
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
I always am amused by the term jumper. In the US we call them sweaters. Jumpers here are usually refering to overalls for kids. That said, I have two jumpers/sweaters that I got in Ireland about 14 years ago that are the best sweaters I've ever had. Toasty warm, comforatable, and I swear they are bullet proof solid.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
The Irish make good jumpers.
I'm amused by all of the language differences. I had in my name that I had a new fringe yesterday, and I was asked what it meant about five times. Apparently you call them 'bangs' in America. Strange.
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
Um, bangs refers to two things here. One is a hair style on the forhead, and bangs also means something else. When two people love each other, they will physically connect, and that is where babys come from.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
Hmmmm. Now I can't really remember which of those meanings applied.
But thanks for the sex education.
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
haha!! i think you look cute there Nelson.. cold, but cute!! glad youre dancing to Joy Division lovehearts, that'll keep you warm!! Ive got problems with the lingo too, i asked someone if he had 'mates' (friends) he thought i meant condoms!! haha
by Mentalmum is back on January 20th, 2008
Hahahaha, it will, MM :) Freezing I am.
And HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I tend to put 'likes' on the end of sentences, just out of habit and people keep replying with 'like what?', it's so confusing!
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
Thanks Mental. At least I'm cute.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
off the subject lovehearts but another cracker was when someone was talking about their 'fanny', i had to explain that here in the UK its not a word we use 'loosely' hahahahaha. And it definitely doesnt mean 'rear end' here as in the US! lol
by Mentalmum is back on January 20th, 2008
Oh God! I remember Langie asked a question once saying he 'couldn't be arsed' And the answers were hilarious. Everybody seemed to think it was asking about gay sex.
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
hahaha.. trust him!!!
by Mentalmum is back on January 20th, 2008
I forgot about "fanny"! We have a bunch of candy stores in the US called "Fanny Farmers". And a guy I was working with was in the states from London and he just wouldn't stop laughing every time we walked by one of the stores.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
haha!! i can imagine.. my friend was telling me her kids used to say to their nanny, 'nanny, nanny - show us your fanny' lol..i said if my kids said that to their nana she would have a fit!! haha
by Mentalmum is back on January 20th, 2008
I'm laughing so much right now. I'm always slightly shocked when I see that word used here.
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008
Keep in mind that to us Yanks, it just means bum.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on January 20th, 2008
yep, i will nelson haha.
by Mentalmum is back on January 20th, 2008
Same :))
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2008