- NEW!
by -NUNYA-- on February 25th, 2009
GREAT now I can sit on the couch scratching my balls while watching TV. No more cooking, cleaning or anything that involves taking care of stuff around the house. I will just go to work from 8-4 and be done with it. Saturdays and Sundays are "hang out on the couch days scratching my nuts!!" +5
by JTP on April 10th, 2008
Honestly? Really honestly?
Wake up, roll to the ground like always, stumble into the bathroom, get ready to aim and...scream. Scream like the incredibly loud woman that I'd be.
by Zack on February 25th, 2009
Straight to the sex shop to get a sex toy.
by Doughnut on February 3rd, 2009
Play with my new weener.
by Designeedawn on February 10th, 2009
I would jack-off.
Over and over again.
by juno68 on February 3rd, 2009
run outside and write my name in the snow with my new toy
by PrettyPirate on February 10th, 2009
Punch myself in the balls to see what the big deal is.
by Anonymous on February 10th, 2009
I'd spend the entire day in bed exploring myself. Seriously. What better way to learn how to make love to a woman....
by Gone on February 3rd, 2009
Spend the rest of the day looking for my penis.
by alderson on February 3rd, 2009
stay in bed all day and have fun
by Natedawg on February 3rd, 2009
I guess Id become a lesbian.
by singwell-is off researching a lot on April 10th, 2008
Scratch myself in places I never could before. LOL
by MRMacrum on February 25th, 2009
I wouldn't have to worry about leaving the seat up. We could glue it down and be done with it.
by Kierafaye on February 25th, 2009
would s/o go gay for me?
by allikatzpop on February 25th, 2009
AT LAST...MULTIPLE ORGASMS!
by I Lost My Marbles on February 25th, 2009
I'd roll over, shove it on my bf's ass and ask him how he likes it...
It'd make him think twice before he wanted to try it. lol
by Anonymous on February 25th, 2009
My moobs have become boobs!!!
by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on February 25th, 2009
i will play with my new 'appendage' till the novelty wore off :)
by Bugs-Bunny on February 10th, 2009
I'd play with my titties for a few minutes and then go and get laid (hopefully my partner had switched also!). I would love to feel how a good fuck feels for a woman .... that cock going into me .... mmmmmm
by mccaslin on February 4th, 2009
Probably play with myself, always wondered how great that female orgazm is..
by shrinkess on February 3rd, 2009
At my age, I'm not sure it would make much difference! :-)
by Nitroduck on February 3rd, 2009
Clearly, I'd have to immediately turn the heater up.
And then I'd make a list of things for everybody to do, and then I'd turn the heat down.... It's hot in here.
And then, in my first bid for world domination...
I'd sieze the remote control, grab a bag of pretzels and stare suspiciously at everybody in the room until they got out of my hair.
by Candygirl on February 3rd, 2009
I guess I would do my husband. LMAO....that is a funny ass thought. Great question.
by blobby on February 3rd, 2009
Cry and then feel strangely excited....
by eric on January 15th, 2008
I'll be experimenting with myself for 3 full days nonstop.
by Brian on February 25th, 2009
I would hope that my wife became a lesbian at the same time. ;)
by .Pretty . Zombie. on February 18th, 2009
I'd play with my new penis.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on February 4th, 2009
Stay in bed all day and masterbate.
by alexTMM on February 4th, 2009
Explore ;)
by Justtoomuch13 on February 4th, 2009
go get turned on looking at myself naked in the mirror
by TMC on February 3rd, 2009
Freak my mom out! Mom it's me I swear, see my birth mark...boobs what boobs?
by Mr.question on February 3rd, 2009
see what it feels like to oragsm with the oppisite parts then go around kicken men in the balls and using my bod to get free shit
by Funny Stuff on February 3rd, 2009
After seeking psychiatric help to make sure I haven't gone totally off my rocker, I would then have to begin exploring the new toys I have found. I would then invite some of my female friends over to show mw how they work and will hopefully they will help me play with them.
by Zack on February 3rd, 2009
You wouldn't see me out of my house for days.
by FaerieWhings on January 15th, 2008
I would so jerk off. Seriously. I've always wondered what it's like to have one of those thing!!! LoL!
Now would I be circumcised or uncircumcised?
by royal77 says hello friend on January 15th, 2008
I would hide under the bed and cry myself to sleep hoping I would wake up again the way I was before.
by Aaa on January 15th, 2008
this would mean the guys are the girls right! I would pee on all the toilet seats and let them see how it feels.
by smoking cat on February 28th, 2009
i will sleep for ever!!!
by smoking cat on February 26th, 2009
I will wear a plastic penis!
by 232499 on February 25th, 2009
i would want to get back to sleep again to change back
by Rabid Octopus wears a COAT of life on February 25th, 2009
Damnit! Then I would go to the hospital and get changed back!
by Schroeder on February 25th, 2009
Oh, geez, I don't want a whole there.
Front forward, back back...
by Latin little Lu on February 25th, 2009
After I stop crying I'll change my name to frank.
by Marky Mark on February 25th, 2009
Whoa!!...I can see myself ...NAKED! ☺
by xxx on February 25th, 2009
"this should be fun until my girlfriend gets home."
by xSilent Snowx on February 25th, 2009
Probably something like...
"Whoa... That wasn't there before."
by mattage1017 on February 25th, 2009
go back to sleep again :)
by HOUSTONLONELY on February 10th, 2009
damn I would love that, I would be big pimmpin, I be the best playa you ever met,, how about the Best Mack Daddy.,, yup that be me...
by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on February 10th, 2009
Out of curiosity... I might take a pee.
Then... immediately afterward. I would hang myself!
by Countess Crapula on February 10th, 2009
Breathe a sigh of relief at the thought of the end of menstruation. But after about 15 minutes, I'd probably be sick of lugging that peenie around. But, I think it'd be a lot easier to be a guy. Then again, that means I'd have to be gay since I like guys, and then I'd be in trouble because I have no fashion sense.
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is that all we do?? lol +3
by xxx on February 25th, 2009
And when you went to the fridge for a beer you'd be the one that got to drink it. ;) +6
by Brian on February 25th, 2009
Did that really come out of our little Montana Mountain girl?!? So graphic...so perfectly graphic! +6 from the X...:-)
by ChuckExAnon on February 25th, 2009
Well Eddy I cant put all men in that category. I am sure there are lots of men out there that are different. I have only had ONE my whole life and so I only know one way. So I am sure that other men to things differently. Thanks for the +3
by -NUNYA-- on February 25th, 2009
That is so true Brian!!! I don't fetch beer as a general rule. Thanks for the +6 as well!
by -NUNYA-- on February 25th, 2009
Yippers it did. I don't go there often but every now and again a whole different side of me can 'shine' through. LOL Thanks X for the +6
by -NUNYA-- on February 25th, 2009
Talk about "different answer", check out my funtime answer, N!
by ChuckExAnon on February 25th, 2009
+3 lol!
by smoking cat on February 26th, 2009
all of you where are my points!+4
by smoking cat on February 26th, 2009
As I just said on the other thread with the same question, you got mine when I posted my answer...as I always do! You better stop that whinin'! :-)
by ChuckExAnon on February 26th, 2009