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by ejthomas3 on January 11th, 2008

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What is your favorite way of using profanity without actually saying the words?

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  • by Mrs.Dufresne on January 11th, 2008

    Mrs.Dufresne

    Fricken. Last night we had chicken for dinner and my husband took the last piece and I said "You took the last piece of fricken chicken!" lol!

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  • by SABOTEUR on January 11th, 2008

    SABOTEUR

    "Gosh darnit!"

    "Dang blastit!"

    "Gol-dangit!"

    @#$%&!

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  • by aloha girl on May 6th, 2008

    aloha girl

    Drat!!!
    or Double Drat!!!

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  • by Arisztid on February 15th, 2008

    Arisztid

    I just say the words in another language. :)

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  • by Kdmichaels on January 11th, 2008

    Kdmichaels

    I used to say "Kiss a Duck"; Now I tend to say, "God Bless America"

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  • by eric on January 11th, 2008

    eric

    I just snarl.

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  • by ejthomas3 on January 11th, 2008

    ejthomas3

    I tend to use "Shut the Front Door" alot you should see the look on everyones face when i said it the first time, at choir rehearsal?

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  • by Meg is exhausted on February 15th, 2008

    Meg is exhausted

    I'm around kids a lot, and have found creative ways to cover up some slips of the tongue:

    Son of a Sea Monkey
    Monkey Fudger
    Holy skittles
    ding dong dang it
    Frick
    Son of a branch
    and I could go on and on......

    Or I just curse in another language....

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  • by DudeLer on May 21st, 2008

    DudeLer

    darn generally in public. thunder if i am trying to be funny in public. if i am alone, i use all the words.

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  • by Melissa on May 21st, 2008

    Melissa

    I say "Poop," "Freakin'," and "Gee Whiz"

    "Gee Whiz" came when I was trying to get the GD word out of my vocabulary, I said it all the time. I went from saying the actual words, to saying "GD" and then "Gee Whiz."

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  • by Mr DominQuez Is Gone From AB on May 21st, 2008

    Mr DominQuez Is Gone From AB

    I actually say them. I have a bad mouth...

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  • by ChelseaMark on February 15th, 2008

    ChelseaMark

    Up yours.

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  • by Little Bo Peep on February 15th, 2008

    Little Bo Peep

    Thumbing your nose or the thumbs in ears sticking out tongue maneuver.

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  • by Twhupfold on January 11th, 2008

    Twhupfold

    I censor myself if my use is text-based, if it were conversation then I either say the words or don't, no beating around the bush for me : P

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  • by Carrot and Stick on January 11th, 2008

    Carrot and Stick

    fruck.

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  • by Simply99 -- Not a fan favorite. on January 11th, 2008

    Simply99 -- Not a fan favorite.

    'Sweet Niblets!' Wait, who does that again?

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  • by GingerL on January 11th, 2008

    GingerL

    I say, "Oh expletive!"

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  • by Sketchy Mess Jeoffory on January 11th, 2008

    Sketchy Mess Jeoffory

    I like to do that thing like the kid from A Christmas Story. I string together a tirade of near-expletives:
    "Ricken friggen jugga dang doopa fum!"

    I also like to say, "Cheese and Fudgy Rice" instead of Jesus #*&$ing Christ.

    My new favorite has been to replace fu@^!ng with "Effing."

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  • by Batman on February 15th, 2008

    Batman

    What the TRUCK are you doing!!!!

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  • by Tondoteottotote on February 15th, 2008

    Tondoteottotote

    "You're a what-now, mother-what-now."

    "What the freak."

    "Oh, pluck this."

    And so on...

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  • by Dazed and Confused on February 15th, 2008

    Dazed and Confused

    I used to say "frick" until I started going to church with a lady who's last name was Frick. It popped out one day, and she stopped and looked at me and after a pause asked... "did you just use my last name as a cuss word?"

    "uh... yeah I did."

    Never used it since, but I think about it a lot. :-)

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  • by Lyk OMG itz a turtle on February 15th, 2008

    Lyk OMG itz a turtle

    "fozzing"
    "Sugar Honey Iced Tea"
    "Go buck a fuffalo"

    None of that was directed at anyone!!

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  • by yoho05 reminds you to DYOH on February 15th, 2008

    yoho05 reminds you to DYOH

    I pause, with meaning, and let the hearer fill in the words. ' What the ..... was he thinking?!!'

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  • by jtolb65 on January 11th, 2008

    jtolb65

    Ninja, please!

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