by Upfield on January 7th, 2008

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What's the worst place you've ever slept?

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by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on January 7th, 2008
In the back of a truck in Cortez, Colorado when it was 0 degrees. I had a light sleeping bag but I thought I was going to freeze to death.
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  by Stableboy on January 7th, 2008
- Young, stupid, last minute invite to go on hunting trip, poorly prepared, you name it. Luckily after the first night it warmed up a bit and I learned I needed a layer of insulation between the steel bed of the truck and the bottom of my sleeping bag.
  
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  by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on January 7th, 2008
- Ah. A learning opportunity :)
  
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  by Stableboy on January 7th, 2008
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by Takei-Shihan on January 7th, 2008
... in a hammock spiked to a cliff ...

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- My god, sod that! you must have been brave or drunk!!!
  
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  by gammyleglady on January 7th, 2008
- ... I do not consume any alcohol, ever ... But I do have a nice blend of courage and insanity ...
  
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  by Takei-Shihan on January 7th, 2008
- I'd have to agree!!
  
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  by gammyleglady on January 8th, 2008
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by CarcinomaAngel on January 7th, 2008
Next to a rotting pumpkin at a friends house.
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by denise on January 7th, 2008
On my sisters leather sofa, there was no bedding and it was the middle of summer. Every time I rolled over I felt like my skin was stuck to the leather. It made me sweat like a pig and when I got up in the morning I smelt like one. Never again.
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by Subject Matter Expert on January 7th, 2008
in the back of a M998 HMMWV
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by Moparman3507 on January 7th, 2008
One time when I was visiting family in Detroit I got on the bus to go about a mile to my cousins house. But on the way there I feel asleep because I had been up since 1 am. Then I woke up on the bus is a part of town I didnt know at all. I couldnt even call for them to come and get me because I left my cell at Jack's house. Never fall asleep on public transportation...
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by Olero on January 7th, 2008
On rocks we were camping and the tent colapsed and we could'nt get it back up and we could'nt go home so we had to sleep near the beach because we did'nt want to be in the woods
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by Why Should I on January 7th, 2008
I fell asleep in a line at Cedar Point. I was waiting and I started to lean on the pole. All of a sudden you notice people looking and pointing at you when you fell to the ground sleeping. It was the WORST!
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by Mr. Meaulnes on January 7th, 2008
Inside of crudely made particle-board box.
I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a bad back and/or a dislike for screws sticking into the back of their necks.
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- Why in Satan's name did you do that?
  
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  by travis bickle on January 10th, 2008
- I was eight, cut me a break.
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 10th, 2008
- Oh. I once slept in a closet, but not a box. They're kind of the same, only one is insulated.
  
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  by travis bickle on January 10th, 2008
- I've been thinking of cleaning out the bottom of my closet so I can sleep leaning in the corner behind my numerous coats like some sort of bizzare human dustmop.
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 11th, 2008
- I've always pictured you as a bizarre human dust mop.
  I, personally, like to lay under my sister's shirts/school uniforms. It's a fabulous hiding spot- only my dog can find me there.
  
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  by travis bickle on January 11th, 2008
- It must be because of your uncanny resemblance to a shirt.
  
  I cleared out my closet and slept there last night, the only problem is, I can't sit down without ending up wedged between the wall and a box of old computer parts.
  It's a hassle to get out of, but surprisingly comfortable.
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 12th, 2008
- My closet contains a box of old computer parts as well. We have so much in common, even when it comes to boxes and such.
  
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  by travis bickle on January 12th, 2008
- Speaking of things we have in common, I'm trying to convince my mum to let me install an old light fixture in the silver pair of mannequin legs I stole from her so I can run a cord out the but and make her into a beardy lamp.
  I'm also doing an entire series of photos featuring creepy-ass mannequins.
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 13th, 2008
- Cool. I once saw a lady on the TV who made lamps out of lingerie. Don't electrocute yourself or anything... or do. Just make sure that the wattage is low enough so you don't die, only get a nice jolt.
  I'm glad to hear that. I really liked the your last mannequin pics. You don't seem to have a lot of the human element in your photos, (not that that's a bad thing). Mannequins give you a human element without actually being human.
  
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  by travis bickle on January 15th, 2008
- I just have to make my mum see the true way and light of how much better lamps are than coffee tables as a use for mannquin legs.
  
  I like mannequins... Their eery, soulless visages fascinate me.
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 15th, 2008
- Hypnotize her.
  Have you ever seen the Twilight Zone episode with the functioning mannequins? It's called The After Hours. Here's the Wiki article on it- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_After_Hours
  Plus, I just got Ciao! Manhattan, one of Edie Sedgwick's movies, in the mail. Can you say "HAZA!"?
  
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  by travis bickle on January 15th, 2008
- I must check out that episode and/or steal it's name for my exhibit.
  HAZEA! (Hmm.... apparently I can't...)
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 15th, 2008
- Yes, steal it's name.
  Try again.
  
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  by travis bickle on January 15th, 2008
- HAZA!
  (Is it just me, or is this seeming more and more like a very strange episode of Mr. Rogers' Neighbourhood?)
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 15th, 2008
- I love Mister Rogers and his neighborhood. He makes me feel so happy.
  
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  by travis bickle on January 15th, 2008
- I agree absolutely.
  (And considering that after the tragic slaughter of Peewee and his playhouse, the main alternative is <Shudders in fear and disgust> Barney... Fred definitely reigns supreme).
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 16th, 2008
- There's also the animated kid's show "Arthur" on PBS. I always found that show to be pretty smart.
  
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  by travis bickle on January 17th, 2008
- Yeah, I used to watch that show not as long ago as you might think.
  By the way, what in the Flying-Bluefaced-Monkey is your new avatar?
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 18th, 2008
- I watched Arthur today. It kicks ass.
  What a beardy use of "flying blue-faced monkey".
  My avatar is Belle and Sebastian's cover of If Your Feeling Sinister.
  
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  by travis bickle on January 22nd, 2008
- I thought it looked familiar, but I couldn't quite place it.
  I would have gone with Tiger Milk myself just because it's a tad more recognizable.
  
  Thank you by the way, I'm going to start using it more often.
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 23rd, 2008
- I thought of using Tiger Milk, but I was in the mood for something bloody and utterly unrecognizable.
  
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  by travis bickle on January 23rd, 2008
- Let me guess, because you were feeling... sinister?
  
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  by Mr. Meaulnes on January 23rd, 2008
- No, I was feeling like fucking a minister??
  
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  by travis bickle on January 24th, 2008
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on October 22nd, 2008
In a bed full of fire ants.
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by richard on October 22nd, 2008
In a graveyard after a night of drinking.
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by Miss Anubis loves this season on October 22nd, 2008
On the floor of a friends humble home surrounded by piles of clothing fending off the occasional bug...I was 9 years old.
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by FreeRadical Jetpacking for Nelson on October 22nd, 2008
Next to my husband as he was dying in the hospital. It is the worst memory I have.
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by DreAnna on October 22nd, 2008
One of my late "sisters" home..it was pretty disgusting, I didnt sleep and tried really hard not to touch anything while I had to be in there. :)
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by Bigessfour wears a Army COAT on October 22nd, 2008
Under a truck in South West Asia.
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by charliethegreat on October 22nd, 2008
definitely in the holding cell of jail.
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by Subject Matter Expert on January 7th, 2008
Or Iraq
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by Ash on January 7th, 2008
On the floor in my own living room! We saw a huge white tail in our bed and we lost it before we could get rid of it. We fly sprayed everywhere and then slept in the lounge, Because it was late and we didnt want to sleep with all those chemicals
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by kitty loves you on October 22nd, 2008
In my car on Brighton beach after 2 or 3 nights of raving..
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by Mike has a Day job. on October 22nd, 2008
On the deck of a minesweeper in the Arabian gulf, In a live minefield.
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by Digitalbum on October 22nd, 2008
Folsom prison.
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- LOL :)
  
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  by Digitalbum on October 22nd, 2008
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by MrBLT needs to be contained on October 22nd, 2008
In a hospital bed, dazing in and out of consciousness, and seeing my friends visit me, but not having the energy to talk or even open my eyes because of the morphine.
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