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miccox
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Ja because atop mount Smokey they never had a chance to lose their poor meatball, cradle and all...
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is a pastafarian a heavy user of spaghetti?
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No. Pirates were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will who distributed candy to small children. Modern "pirates" are in no way similar to the fun-loving buccaneers from history.
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Only if they ware eye patches, sail on tall ships while pirating, and say "ARrreeeee" whenever humanly possible.
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I concur with 23Skidoo. We Pastafarians take our worship of the Spaghedeity with the utmost seriousness. Certainly no mere speaker of 1337 can compare herself to the absolute divine beings of old. Moreover, if hackers were pirates, we would NOT have global warming. Case closed.
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