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Will someone that lives in Indiana please fuck me? I'm clean, I have no stds, and I'm a virgin. I was just looking to loose it.

By Kinky Mikie Asked Jan 3 2008 3:53PM
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Top Answer out of 6

by Kw Hudd-Vets-superquack on Jan 3, 2008 at 9:45 pm Permalink

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Try peeking out from under your bed.
 
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Avatar Lovely1 Jan, 04 2008 at 07:26 PM
you're Kinky Mike LOL
Avatar Kw Hudd-Vets-superquack Jan, 04 2008 at 10:25 PM
Certainly was at one time

Answer 2 out of 6

by Chris on Dec 26, 2008 at 8:39 pm Permalink

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I will go to Indiana, for 500 dollars.
 
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Avatar DreAnna Dec, 26 2008 at 09:38 PM
LOL...ya better come visit me while you are up here..I am close to indiana!!
Avatar Chris Dec, 27 2008 at 09:13 AM
I was gonna take her money, and come see you, I promise !!!
Avatar DreAnna Dec, 27 2008 at 04:09 PM
Oh..okay then..take a shower before you leave there though..okay..LOL :)

Answer 3 out of 6

by a11 on Jan 3, 2008 at 8:09 pm Permalink

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Here are some tips a good friend gave me when I was 19 and it changed my life:

1) Confidence is key. Women dig confident guys. No assholes, but guys who are very confident in who they are and what they are doing.
In this, begging is not confident.

2) If you want to score, find girls who have low self esteem. Go for the chunky girl that is out with the babes. Ask a girl if her parents are still together - statistically, girls whose parents divorce have more sex earlier - it's a "daddy's not there thing".

I am not saying screw the fatties, but self esteem is key to getting a girl into bed. The self-assured ones are the ones you marry, the poor self esteem girls are the ones you fuck - a lot.

3) Don't be afraid to ask really hot girls to dance or talk. This may sound to be the opposite of above, but it is not. When I bartended and was a bar hound, the really hot women never danced or if they did they danced with the average looking guys. The real good looking guys were usually dicks and the hot girls realize this. Normal guys should not ask hot girls out, right? The girl asks herself "Why did this guy step out of his league and ask me to dance. There must be something here."

The key here is you have to be interesting or be smart enough to learn to ask people questions about themselves. If you keep girls talking about themselves and YOU LISTEN, they will love you forever.

Oh, one more thing. Don't refer to yourself as Kinky Mikie or Kinky anything. No Kinky. Normal. You need to go for normal. Wait for kinky. If you target the chubby girl whose parents just broke up and just lost her job, kinky will come - soon.
 
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Avatar a11 Jan, 03 2008 at 10:00 PM
yep - and it was obvious what they were there for as well - just to get laid
Avatar Kw Hudd-Vets-superquack Jan, 03 2008 at 10:03 PM
I was always too scared to approach anyone. I guess I'm glad I didn't.
Avatar a11 Jan, 03 2008 at 10:04 PM
so is everyone else - make the move - it'll either pay of or she'll say no - who cares about a no - as long as you go 1 for 20 you still got laid

Answer 4 out of 6

by norm on Mar 6, 2009 at 5:16 pm Permalink

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A lawyer will, and you don't even have to ask.
 
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Answer 5 out of 6

by Mrs.Harwell on Mar 5, 2009 at 6:51 pm Permalink

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dont loose it like that you dont want to just loose it you want it to be with some one you care about no some joe somebody off the internet!
 
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Answer 6 out of 6

by Jimdandie on Jan 11, 2008 at 9:02 am Permalink

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Please write me ! Jimdandie69@yahoo.com
 
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