by tumbleweed on December 28th, 2007

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Why is a penis shaped like a mushroom?

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  • by Anonymous on April 10th, 2008

    Anonymous

    it is so the hand doesnt slip off when jerking

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  • by Sketchy Mess Jeoffory on December 28th, 2007

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    There is an biological and evolutionary reason for the mushroom shape of the glans (head) of the penis.

    It is slightly larger than the shaft of the penis so that when a man thrusts in and out of a woman he would remove any rival lover's semen from her vagina. This would give him a better chance of getting her pregnant.

    This may sound strange when you think about it in terms of today's society, but you have to consider that the penis evolved over hundreds of thousands of years. We used to be uncivilized and more similar to wild animals than we are now. Sex was a way to propagate our genes and competition was the norm.

    Here is an article discussing this topic: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3128753.stm

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  • by razz4901 on January 1st, 2008

    razz4901

    Maybe the mushroom is shaped like a penis?

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  • by Cammmm on May 24th, 2008

    Cammmm

    WHAT? a mushroom? mine is shaped like a chair. what's wrong with me?

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on May 24th, 2008

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    Because I am a fun guy?

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  • by CesareBorgia on November 18th, 2008

    CesareBorgia

    Go see the doctor...

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  • by lucas6 on April 28th, 2009

    lucas6

    that way, if a a girl gets mad at you, she can easily hold it in

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  • by Apple on January 31st, 2010

    Apple

    So that once the tip is in, the rest will easily follow!

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