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no because he would never accept the money. he is all about the milk and cookies. i leave a plate full of cooking and a big glass of milk for him every year.
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are you tired of santa? because he will kill himself in the gym.
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No, but I'd consider leaving a donation to the YMCA, since there's on near here, and they have a pool I can use when we get the family membership. ;-)
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I can't do that because Santa wants cookies! ;)
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Oh let the ol' guy be jolly..give him his cookies!
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I have it on good authority that Santa loves those cookies! It's Christmas! Let the jolly old elf enjoy some cookies! Besides, he's an elf....he's not overweight, he's undertall!
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I suspect if I gave him a Gold's Gym gift certificate, he'd give ME a lump of coal!
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